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  1. Original post
    Wayne Boatwright
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    Seen on another newsgroup...

    A late-night diner at a new Chinese restaurant ordered the
    signature meal 'Chicken Surprise'. A large plate of hot rice was
    put in front of him together with a wicker basket that had a
    hinged lid.

    Moments later the hinge lid lifted enough to show a pair of
    glinting eyes. After a minute or two this was repeated and then a
    third time a few moments later. The diner, now in some alarm,
    called the waiter back to his table.

    "There's something looking at me out of the basket," he said.

    "What did you order, Sir?", asked the waiter.

    "Chicken Surprise", said the diner.

    "Oh, I am so sorry, there's been a mix up", said the waiter,
    "That's not the 'Chicken Surprise'... that's the 'Peeking
    Duck'."

    - Joe

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    Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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  2. cathyxyz
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    Wayne Boatwright said:

    Seen on another newsgroup...

    <snipped joke>

    I DO remember this one... but it's still funny 🙂

    Cheers
    Cathy - who is not as old as she thought!

    Ob Food: Having chicken with sun dried tomatoes and Kalamata olives
    tonight - yum

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  3. sf
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    Wayne Boatwright said:


    "Oh, I am so sorry, there's been a mix up", said the waiter,
    "That's not the 'Chicken Surprise'... that's the 'Peeking
    Duck'."

    LOL!

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  4. AlleyGator
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    Wayne Boatwright said:

    "Oh, I am so sorry, there's been a mix up", said the waiter,
    "That's not the 'Chicken Surprise'... that's the 'Peeking
    Duck'."

    THWACK!

    --
    The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
    At least now I have an excuse.

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  5. cathyxyz
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    AlleyGator said:
    Wayne Boatwright said:

    "Oh, I am so sorry, there's been a mix up", said the waiter,
    "That's not the 'Chicken Surprise'... that's the 'Peeking
    Duck'."

    THWACK!

    --
    The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
    At least now I have an excuse.

    Typo: I am sure you meant "QUACK"
    heh heh heh
    Cathy

    --
    I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

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  6. Andy
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    Wayne Boatwright <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    "Oh, I am so sorry, there's been a mix up", said the waiter,
    "That's not the 'Chicken Surprise'... that's the 'Peeking
    Duck'."

    All of a sudden, the 'chicken surprise' doesn't sound so appetizing!

    LOL!

    Andy

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  7. Wayne Boatwright
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    On Sun 19 Jun 2005 11:53:30a, cathyxyz wrote in rec.food.cooking:

    Quoted message said:
    AlleyGator said:
    Wayne Boatwright said:

    "Oh, I am so sorry, there's been a mix up", said the waiter,
    "That's not the 'Chicken Surprise'... that's the 'Peeking
    Duck'."

    THWACK!

    --
    The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
    At least now I have an excuse.

    Typo: I am sure you meant "QUACK"
    heh heh heh
    Cathy

    Of couse he did. :-)

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    Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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  8. Wayne Boatwright
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    On Sun 19 Jun 2005 11:57:33a, Andy wrote in rec.food.cooking:

    Quoted message said:

    Wayne Boatwright <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    "Oh, I am so sorry, there's been a mix up", said the waiter,
    "That's not the 'Chicken Surprise'... that's the 'Peeking
    Duck'."

    All of a sudden, the 'chicken surprise' doesn't sound so appetizing!

    LOL!

    Andy

    Yes, I'm given to ponder what the chicken might be doing!

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    Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

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  9. Terry Pulliam Burd
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    On 19 Jun 2005 19:48:32 +0200, Wayne Boatwright
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    "That's not the 'Chicken Surprise'... that's the 'Peeking
    Duck'."

    Go. To. Your. Room. <eyeball rolling>

    No dessert for you, buster!

    Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
    AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

    "If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
    old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
    waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

    -- Duncan Hines

    To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"

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  10. Wayne Boatwright
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    On Sun 19 Jun 2005 07:44:19p, Terry Pulliam Burd wrote in rec.food.cooking:

    Quoted message said:

    On 19 Jun 2005 19:48:32 +0200, Wayne Boatwright
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    <snip>

    Quoted message said:

    "That's not the 'Chicken Surprise'... that's the 'Peeking
    Duck'."

    Go. To. Your. Room. <eyeball rolling>

    No dessert for you, buster!

    Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

    heheheh! Here's peeking at ya!

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    Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

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