Annual Easter Apology

On 27 Mar 2005 01:14:39 -0800, "David Cohen" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Dear MFW Christians and Jews For Jesus:

I would like to take this opportunity, as I do every year at this
special time, to apologize, on behalf of the Jews, for killing Jesus.
We are really sorry, and it won't happen again.`

There we were...me, Bob Dorf, and Jesus...sitting around, drinking free
Passover wine samples, discussing current affairs. Me and Bob were real
worried about the recent increase in terrorist acts by the Babylonians,
but Jesus was going on with his typical "love thy neighbor, turn the
other cheek, make love not war, yada, yada, yada". When we mentioned
the reports of Chariots of Mass Destruction (CMDs) that the Babylonians
were developing, Jesus just dismissed it with a "don't worry, my Dad'll
take care of it". Me and Bob weren't so confident in Jesus' "Dad" (we
weren't even sure who he was referring to, he was a bit vague).

Pilate's chief Centurion, Georgius Bu$hium, was pressuring Pilate to
allow him to invade Babylon "to free the people and save the world from
CMDs". There was a lot of opposition to the plan, from the religious
leaders like Jesus, and the anarchists lead by Citizen Hankius The
Eunuch. Pilate didn't want to upset the locals, as he was more
concerned with his drunken orgies.

Unfortunately, Bu$hium and his Republican Legions were not to be
dissuaded. They paid off Citizen Hankius The Eunuch with a few pieces
of silver, but Jesus was a man of conviction. So they had him
eliminated 🙁

They thought they had seen the last of Jesus and his influence. Me and
Bob thought otherwise.

We were correct.

Thank you David - this is the old MFW that I know and love. A good
laugh to start the day!! ;o)

I wonder if "Hankius" will recognise himself?!!

The clocks went forward one hour overnight and nearly caught me out
this morning!! We are now on British Summer Time (BST) which is GMT
+1.

Have a happy Easter everyone, whatever your 'persuasion'!! ;o)

"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Dear MFW Christians and Jews For Jesus:

I would like to take this opportunity, as I do every year at this
special time, to apologize, on behalf of the Jews, for killing Jesus.
We are really sorry, and it won't happen again.`

There we were...me, Bob Dorf, and Jesus...sitting around, drinking free
Passover wine samples, discussing current affairs. Me and Bob were real
worried about the recent increase in terrorist acts by the Babylonians,
but Jesus was going on with his typical "love thy neighbor, turn the
other cheek, make love not war, yada, yada, yada". When we mentioned
the reports of Chariots of Mass Destruction (CMDs) that the Babylonians
were developing, Jesus just dismissed it with a "don't worry, my Dad'll
take care of it". Me and Bob weren't so confident in Jesus' "Dad" (we
weren't even sure who he was referring to, he was a bit vague).

Pilate's chief Centurion, Georgius Bu$hium, was pressuring Pilate to
allow him to invade Babylon "to free the people and save the world from
CMDs". There was a lot of opposition to the plan, from the religious
leaders like Jesus, and the anarchists lead by Citizen Hankius The
Eunuch. Pilate didn't want to upset the locals, as he was more
concerned with his drunken orgies.

Unfortunately, Bu$hium and his Republican Legions were not to be
dissuaded. They paid off Citizen Hankius The Eunuch with a few pieces
of silver, but Jesus was a man of conviction. So they had him
eliminated 🙁

They thought they had seen the last of Jesus and his influence. Me and
Bob thought otherwise.

We were correct.

David

Good story. But the fact remains that you and Bob knocked off our lord and
saviour. Didn't you have anything better to do? Were there no pool halls
back then? Obviously his Dad would not have been happy. But how were you to
know he had that much pull? Still, anyone who goes around spouting that
'turn the other cheek' stuff would have got on your nerves. Probly had it
coming.

"Charles" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On 27 Mar 2005 01:14:39 -0800, "David Cohen" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Dear MFW Christians and Jews For Jesus:

I would like to take this opportunity, as I do every year at this
special time, to apologize, on behalf of the Jews, for killing Jesus.
We are really sorry, and it won't happen again.`

There we were...me, Bob Dorf, and Jesus...sitting around, drinking free
Passover wine samples, discussing current affairs. Me and Bob were real
worried about the recent increase in terrorist acts by the Babylonians,
but Jesus was going on with his typical "love thy neighbor, turn the
other cheek, make love not war, yada, yada, yada". When we mentioned
the reports of Chariots of Mass Destruction (CMDs) that the Babylonians
were developing, Jesus just dismissed it with a "don't worry, my Dad'll
take care of it". Me and Bob weren't so confident in Jesus' "Dad" (we
weren't even sure who he was referring to, he was a bit vague).

Pilate's chief Centurion, Georgius Bu$hium, was pressuring Pilate to
allow him to invade Babylon "to free the people and save the world from
CMDs". There was a lot of opposition to the plan, from the religious
leaders like Jesus, and the anarchists lead by Citizen Hankius The
Eunuch. Pilate didn't want to upset the locals, as he was more
concerned with his drunken orgies.

Unfortunately, Bu$hium and his Republican Legions were not to be
dissuaded. They paid off Citizen Hankius The Eunuch with a few pieces
of silver, but Jesus was a man of conviction. So they had him
eliminated 🙁

They thought they had seen the last of Jesus and his influence. Me and
Bob thought otherwise.

We were correct.

Thank you David - this is the old MFW that I know and love. A good
laugh to start the day!! ;o)

I wonder if "Hankius" will recognise himself?!!

The clocks went forward one hour overnight and nearly caught me out
this morning!! We are now on British Summer Time (BST) which is GMT
+1.

Have a happy Easter everyone, whatever your 'persuasion'!! ;o)

Cohen is good value, right Charles? Guess he is one we should keep?

David Cohen said:

Dear MFW Christians and Jews For Jesus:

I would like to take this opportunity, as I do every year at this
special time, to apologize, on behalf of the Jews, for killing Jesus.
We are really sorry, and it won't happen again.`

There we were...me, Bob Dorf, and Jesus...sitting around, drinking free
Passover wine samples, discussing current affairs. Me and Bob were real
worried about the recent increase in terrorist acts by the Babylonians,
but Jesus was going on with his typical "love thy neighbor, turn the
other cheek, make love not war, yada, yada, yada". When we mentioned
the reports of Chariots of Mass Destruction (CMDs) that the Babylonians
were developing, Jesus just dismissed it with a "don't worry, my Dad'll
take care of it". Me and Bob weren't so confident in Jesus' "Dad" (we
weren't even sure who he was referring to, he was a bit vague).

Pilate's chief Centurion, Georgius Bu$hium, was pressuring Pilate to
allow him to invade Babylon "to free the people and save the world from
CMDs". There was a lot of opposition to the plan, from the religious
leaders like Jesus, and the anarchists lead by Citizen Hankius The
Eunuch. Pilate didn't want to upset the locals, as he was more
concerned with his drunken orgies.

Unfortunately, Bu$hium and his Republican Legions were not to be
dissuaded. They paid off Citizen Hankius The Eunuch with a few pieces
of silver, but Jesus was a man of conviction. So they had him
eliminated 🙁

They thought they had seen the last of Jesus and his influence. Me and
Bob thought otherwise.

We were correct.

David

Apology accepted*.

Bye
August Pamplona
* Had to come back just to read your apology.
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"DZ" <[email hidden]> wrote

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David Cohen said:

There we were...me, Bob Dorf, and Jesus...sitting around, drinking free
Passover wine samples, discussing current affairs.

Was that before or after you took the daily dose of 43 Life
Enlargement Mix capsules?

Jesus was into Eternal Life Enhancement supplementation.

2000+ years and still going strong.

That's some powerful mojo.

David

"August Pamplona" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

David Cohen said:

Dear MFW Christians and Jews For Jesus:

I would like to take this opportunity, as I do every year at this
special time, to apologize, on behalf of the Jews, for killing Jesus.
We are really sorry, and it won't happen again.`

There we were...me, Bob Dorf, and Jesus...sitting around, drinking free
Passover wine samples, discussing current affairs. Me and Bob were real
worried about the recent increase in terrorist acts by the Babylonians,
but Jesus was going on with his typical "love thy neighbor, turn the
other cheek, make love not war, yada, yada, yada". When we mentioned
the reports of Chariots of Mass Destruction (CMDs) that the Babylonians
were developing, Jesus just dismissed it with a "don't worry, my Dad'll
take care of it". Me and Bob weren't so confident in Jesus' "Dad" (we
weren't even sure who he was referring to, he was a bit vague).

Pilate's chief Centurion, Georgius Bu$hium, was pressuring Pilate to
allow him to invade Babylon "to free the people and save the world from
CMDs". There was a lot of opposition to the plan, from the religious
leaders like Jesus, and the anarchists lead by Citizen Hankius The
Eunuch. Pilate didn't want to upset the locals, as he was more
concerned with his drunken orgies.

Unfortunately, Bu$hium and his Republican Legions were not to be
dissuaded. They paid off Citizen Hankius The Eunuch with a few pieces
of silver, but Jesus was a man of conviction. So they had him
eliminated 🙁

They thought they had seen the last of Jesus and his influence. Me and
Bob thought otherwise.

We were correct.

David

Apology accepted*.

Bye
August Pamplona
* Had to come back just to read your apology.

I appreciate the forgiveness, given in the spirit of the day.

David

"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Dear MFW Christians and Jews For Jesus:

I would like to take this opportunity, as I do every year at this
special time, to apologize, on behalf of the Jews, for killing Jesus.
We are really sorry, and it won't happen again.`

There we were...me, Bob Dorf, and Jesus...sitting around, drinking free
Passover wine samples, discussing current affairs. Me and Bob were real
worried about the recent increase in terrorist acts by the Babylonians,
but Jesus was going on with his typical "love thy neighbor, turn the
other cheek, make love not war, yada, yada, yada". When we mentioned
the reports of Chariots of Mass Destruction (CMDs) that the Babylonians
were developing, Jesus just dismissed it with a "don't worry, my Dad'll
take care of it". Me and Bob weren't so confident in Jesus' "Dad" (we
weren't even sure who he was referring to, he was a bit vague).

Pilate's chief Centurion, Georgius Bu$hium, was pressuring Pilate to
allow him to invade Babylon "to free the people and save the world from
CMDs". There was a lot of opposition to the plan, from the religious
leaders like Jesus, and the anarchists lead by Citizen Hankius The
Eunuch. Pilate didn't want to upset the locals, as he was more
concerned with his drunken orgies.

Unfortunately, Bu$hium and his Republican Legions were not to be
dissuaded. They paid off Citizen Hankius The Eunuch with a few pieces
of silver, but Jesus was a man of conviction. So they had him
eliminated 🙁

They thought they had seen the last of Jesus and his influence. Me and
Bob thought otherwise.

We were correct.

David

Every year, I look forward to your apology, David. Great stuff!

David Cohen said:

"August Pamplona" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

David Cohen said:

Dear MFW Christians and Jews For Jesus:

I would like to take this opportunity, as I do every year at this
special time, to apologize, on behalf of the Jews, for killing Jesus.
We are really sorry, and it won't happen again.`

There we were...me, Bob Dorf, and Jesus...sitting around, drinking free
Passover wine samples, discussing current affairs. Me and Bob were real
worried about the recent increase in terrorist acts by the Babylonians,
but Jesus was going on with his typical "love thy neighbor, turn the
other cheek, make love not war, yada, yada, yada". When we mentioned
the reports of Chariots of Mass Destruction (CMDs) that the Babylonians
were developing, Jesus just dismissed it with a "don't worry, my Dad'll
take care of it". Me and Bob weren't so confident in Jesus' "Dad" (we
weren't even sure who he was referring to, he was a bit vague).

Pilate's chief Centurion, Georgius Bu$hium, was pressuring Pilate to
allow him to invade Babylon "to free the people and save the world from
CMDs". There was a lot of opposition to the plan, from the religious
leaders like Jesus, and the anarchists lead by Citizen Hankius The
Eunuch. Pilate didn't want to upset the locals, as he was more
concerned with his drunken orgies.

Unfortunately, Bu$hium and his Republican Legions were not to be
dissuaded. They paid off Citizen Hankius The Eunuch with a few pieces
of silver, but Jesus was a man of conviction. So they had him
eliminated 🙁

They thought they had seen the last of Jesus and his influence. Me and
Bob thought otherwise.

We were correct.

David

Apology accepted*.

Bye
August Pamplona
* Had to come back just to read your apology.

I appreciate the forgiveness, given in the spirit of the day.

David

I appreciate your appreciation.

August Pamplona
--
The waterfall in Java is not wet.
- omegazero2003 on m.f.w.

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