Anna Nichole, 69 lb in 3 mos.???

Those numbers sound like a starvation diet.

My bet is that she is lying about the numbers. Also, I wonder if she might
be using some other weight loss drug, like amphetamine.

"Faye" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

She was a guest on the Sharon Ozborne show Wed. 8/4. She said it was
"Trim-Spa Baby"....two pills taken three times per day that shrinks the
stomach. She looked fabulous.
She claims 69 lbs lost in 90 days....that's an average of 5.75 lb per
week. She says nothing about exercise and food consumption. Hmmm, wonder
why?
Anna was waaaay too lazy to lift a finger (according to reality show).
She just lay on the sofa and demanded Howard to bring her a quart of
Nestle Strawberry Milk, which she drank right from the jug and Do-nut
Holes, which she packed into her mouth while still lying there. LOL.
The sales for Trim-Spa will sky rocket even more. Wal-Mart already has
a large display next to the Pharmacy.
Her reality show will probably be a FLOP this go 'round. I think most
of us, me included, liked her better when she was fat and lazy, cause we
can relate to that.
Faye

"Yea tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Fatdom, I fear
not...'cuz I got a pic of Atkins in my pocket."
LC since 6/1/04 150/143/110

She is such an airhead!

In news:[email hidden],
Faye <[email hidden]> stated
| She was a guest on the Sharon Ozborne show Wed. 8/4. She said it was
| "Trim-Spa Baby"....two pills taken three times per day that shrinks
| the stomach. She looked fabulous.
| She claims 69 lbs lost in 90 days....that's an average of 5.75 lb
| per week. She says nothing about exercise and food consumption. Hmmm,
| wonder why?
| Anna was waaaay too lazy to lift a finger (according to reality
| show). She just lay on the sofa and demanded Howard to bring her a
| quart of Nestle Strawberry Milk, which she drank right from the jug
| and Do-nut Holes, which she packed into her mouth while still lying
| there. LOL. The sales for Trim-Spa will sky rocket even more.
| Wal-Mart already has a large display next to the Pharmacy.
| Her reality show will probably be a FLOP this go 'round. I think
| most of us, me included, liked her better when she was fat and lazy,
| cause we can relate to that.
| Faye
|
| "Yea tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Fatdom, I fear
| not...'cuz I got a pic of Atkins in my pocket."
| LC since 6/1/04 150/143/110

Ok--old joke--you'll need a calculator to do this...
Anna Nicole went to the Dr. He said her [censored] weighed 69 lbs. That was 2,
2, 2, much, so he gave her 51 TrimSpa pills and told her to take them 8
times a day until they were gone and she would be surprised how she ended
up...do the math...

6922251 x 8 = ____________
Turn the calculator upside down to read her new condition...

i know its lame, but still cracks me up.

"Faye" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

She was a guest on the Sharon Ozborne show Wed. 8/4. She said it was
"Trim-Spa Baby"....two pills taken three times per day that shrinks the
stomach. She looked fabulous.
She claims 69 lbs lost in 90 days....that's an average of 5.75 lb per
week. She says nothing about exercise and food consumption. Hmmm, wonder
why?
Anna was waaaay too lazy to lift a finger (according to reality show).
She just lay on the sofa and demanded Howard to bring her a quart of
Nestle Strawberry Milk, which she drank right from the jug and Do-nut
Holes, which she packed into her mouth while still lying there. LOL.
The sales for Trim-Spa will sky rocket even more. Wal-Mart already has
a large display next to the Pharmacy.
Her reality show will probably be a FLOP this go 'round. I think most
of us, me included, liked her better when she was fat and lazy, cause we
can relate to that.
Faye

"Yea tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Fatdom, I fear
not...'cuz I got a pic of Atkins in my pocket."
LC since 6/1/04 150/143/110

"ADC" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Ok--old joke--you'll need a calculator to do this...
Anna Nicole went to the Dr. He said her [censored] weighed 69 lbs. That was

2,

Quoted message said:

2, 2, much, so he gave her 51 TrimSpa pills and told her to take them 8
times a day until they were gone and she would be surprised how she ended
up...do the math...

6922251 x 8 = ____________
Turn the calculator upside down to read her new condition...

i know its lame, but still cracks me up.

After that bad, old lame joke, I know that this newsgroup is not 55378008
😉
--
ClabberHead 4.01 (who remembers it when it was a Dolly Parton joke)
aka
Iron Chef Atkins
248.5/193.0/185.0 Low-Carb since 5/1/03
Al-Team #"e" to 27 decimal places (2.71828182845904523536028747...)
"Think about how stupid the average person is, then remember half of them
are stupider than that!" - George Carlin

i remember when it was a dolly joke, too. damn...we're getting old.
"ClabberHead 4.01" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

"ADC" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Ok--old joke--you'll need a calculator to do this...
Anna Nicole went to the Dr. He said her [censored] weighed 69 lbs. That was

2,

Quoted message said:

2, 2, much, so he gave her 51 TrimSpa pills and told her to take them 8
times a day until they were gone and she would be surprised how she

ended

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

up...do the math...

6922251 x 8 = ____________
Turn the calculator upside down to read her new condition...

i know its lame, but still cracks me up.

After that bad, old lame joke, I know that this newsgroup is not 55378008
😉
--
ClabberHead 4.01 (who remembers it when it was a Dolly Parton joke)
aka
Iron Chef Atkins
248.5/193.0/185.0 Low-Carb since 5/1/03
Al-Team #"e" to 27 decimal places (2.71828182845904523536028747...)
"Think about how stupid the average person is, then remember half of them
are stupider than that!" - George Carlin

I agree Anna looks great! but trim spa will not tell you her exact diet I
think she had a little of lyposuction too.Here is their reply to me when I
asked them about her diet. Hello Pat,
On behalf of TRIMSPA, I want to thank you for contacting us. Anna Nicole
started our program in April of 2003 and by October
2003 she made the transformation you see today! Anna took TRIMSPA(r)
COMPLETELY EPHEDRA FREE, no specific food or exercise plan has been
reported, however she did start eating sensibly.
There's no question: TRIMSPA works best when integrated into a healthy
eating plan. Increase your intake of fruits and vegetables, whole
grains, and lean sources of protein, while reducing your intake of
processed foods, fried foods, sweets, butter and oil. If you absolutely
cannot stand the low-fat or low-cal foods, you might want to try Fat
Blocker, which attracts and binds up to eight times its weight in fat.

She always appears really strung out to me.

"Cubit" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Those numbers sound like a starvation diet.

My bet is that she is lying about the numbers. Also, I wonder if she

might

Quoted message said:

be using some other weight loss drug, like amphetamine.

"Faye" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

She was a guest on the Sharon Ozborne show Wed. 8/4. She said it was
"Trim-Spa Baby"....two pills taken three times per day that shrinks the
stomach. She looked fabulous.
She claims 69 lbs lost in 90 days....that's an average of 5.75 lb per
week. She says nothing about exercise and food consumption. Hmmm, wonder
why?
Anna was waaaay too lazy to lift a finger (according to reality show).
She just lay on the sofa and demanded Howard to bring her a quart of
Nestle Strawberry Milk, which she drank right from the jug and Do-nut
Holes, which she packed into her mouth while still lying there. LOL.
The sales for Trim-Spa will sky rocket even more. Wal-Mart already has
a large display next to the Pharmacy.
Her reality show will probably be a FLOP this go 'round. I think most
of us, me included, liked her better when she was fat and lazy, cause we
can relate to that.
Faye

"Yea tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Fatdom, I fear
not...'cuz I got a pic of Atkins in my pocket."
LC since 6/1/04 150/143/110

On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 08:54:40 -0400, "yourmomma" <[email hidden]> wrote:

}She always appears really strung out to me.

Doesn't "nose candy" help you lose weight????

** 295/262/210 **
LCing since 3/1/04

I never heard that joke before ... that was good lol

"ADC" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

i remember when it was a dolly joke, too. damn...we're getting old.
"ClabberHead 4.01" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

"ADC" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Ok--old joke--you'll need a calculator to do this...
Anna Nicole went to the Dr. He said her [censored] weighed 69 lbs. That was

2,

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

2, 2, much, so he gave her 51 TrimSpa pills and told her to take them 8
times a day until they were gone and she would be surprised how she

ended

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

up...do the math...

6922251 x 8 = ____________
Turn the calculator upside down to read her new condition...

i know its lame, but still cracks me up.

After that bad, old lame joke, I know that this newsgroup is not 55378008
😉
--
ClabberHead 4.01 (who remembers it when it was a Dolly Parton joke)
aka
Iron Chef Atkins
248.5/193.0/185.0 Low-Carb since 5/1/03
Al-Team #"e" to 27 decimal places (2.71828182845904523536028747...)
"Think about how stupid the average person is, then remember half of them
are stupider than that!" - George Carlin

Quoted message said:

Those numbers sound like a starvation diet.

My bet is that she is lying about the numbers. Also, I wonder if she

might

Quoted message said:

be using some other weight loss drug, like amphetamine.

I doubt she lied about the numbers. It appeared to me that she didn't
actually want people to know she lost that much so they didn't know she was
so heavy to begin with.

~Carol Ann
171/169/130
www.lowcarblosers.com

"Kitty" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

I never heard that joke before ... that was good lol

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Ok--old joke--you'll need a calculator to do this...
Anna Nicole went to the Dr. He said her [censored] weighed 69 lbs. That was
2,
2, 2, much, so he gave her 51 TrimSpa pills and told her to take them 8
times a day until they were gone and she would be surprised how she
ended
up...do the math...

Quoted message said:

6922251 x 8 = ____________
Turn the calculator upside down to read her new condition...

**I used my on screen calculator ... everybody wondered why I was tipping my
monitor upside down on my desk! Gotta get me one of them hand-helds, I
guess. LOL

--
John V.
LC - not quite Atkins, since 1/2/04
262/240/180

A few million short of being a billionare she can do and buy anyting
(probably wls) but who knows. I can stand the [censored]

On Tue, 10 Aug 2004 01:05:40 -0400, [email hidden] (James

Camp) said:

A few million short of being a billionare she can do and buy anyting
(probably wls) but who knows. I can stand the [censored]

It's amazing what she accomplished with a half a brain and fake
[censored]...sure you're not a little jealous? K.

James Camp said:

A few million short of being a billionare she can do and buy anyting

Yep, probably most anyting.

(probably

Quoted message said:

wls) but who knows. I can stand the [censored]

Me too! I don't adore her, but I can stand her, and have to admit she
sure is pretty. I've seen a lot of women get rich with the "dumb blond"
act, so guess it's not *that* dumb.

Barb