An awful coupon

"Bobo Bonobo(R)" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:cf2cdf45-42ee-4f05-
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Quoted message said:

You got a dollar off if you bought Heinz Chili Sauce and Ocean Spray
Cranberry sauce. These fu(kers expected you to combine them. The
third "ingredient," (yes, these pieces of [censored] were attempting to
exploit the concept of few ingredients) was (unspecified brand) frozen
meatballs.

I woudn't even bring this up, but when I showed the ad to my coworker,
he said that his mom makes meatballs in that style.

Heinz Ketchup, whatever, but their "Chili Sauce" is garbage, and
mixing either of those *condiments* into a *recipe*, FU(K!, that is
anything but 3 ingredients. Condiments do not qualify as ingredients.

--Bryan

Ummmmmmmmmmm, is it a full moon over there? Or is your glass empty?

Bobo Bonobo(R) said:

You got a dollar off if you bought Heinz Chili Sauce and Ocean Spray
Cranberry sauce. These fu(kers expected you to combine them. The
third "ingredient," (yes, these pieces of [censored] were attempting to
exploit the concept of few ingredients) was (unspecified brand) frozen
meatballs.

I woudn't even bring this up, but when I showed the ad to my coworker,
he said that his mom makes meatballs in that style.

Heinz Ketchup, whatever, but their "Chili Sauce" is garbage, and
mixing either of those *condiments* into a *recipe*, FU(K!, that is
anything but 3 ingredients. Condiments do not qualify as ingredients.

I don't think you'll find much sympathy for your current cause
here.

-sw

Sqwertz said:

Bobo Bonobo(R) said:

You got a dollar off if you bought Heinz Chili Sauce and Ocean Spray
Cranberry sauce. These fu(kers expected you to combine them. The
third "ingredient," (yes, these pieces of [censored] were attempting to
exploit the concept of few ingredients) was (unspecified brand) frozen
meatballs.

Quoted message said:

I woudn't even bring this up, but when I showed the ad to my coworker,
he said that his mom makes meatballs in that style.

Quoted message said:

Heinz Ketchup, whatever, but their "Chili Sauce" is garbage, and
mixing either of those *condiments* into a *recipe*, FU(K!, that is
anything but 3 ingredients. Condiments do not qualify as ingredients.

I don't think you'll find much sympathy for your current cause
here.

Yup, that coupon "deal" sux...and so do the meat ballz made from that
receipt.

I liked it earlier this year when someone here said they wrote Heinz
to get a free bottle of Heinz 57 Sauce (it was briefly outta
production or something), I kyped TWO bottles - worth about nine bux
total - outta that one...

I use coupons, but won't diddle with 'em if they are for less than 50
cents off...

--
Best
Greg

"Bobo Bonobo(R)" <[email hidden]> wrote in news:cf2cdf45-42ee-4f05-
[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

You got a dollar off if you bought Heinz Chili Sauce and Ocean Spray
Cranberry sauce. These fu(kers expected you to combine them. The
third "ingredient," (yes, these pieces of [censored] were attempting to
exploit the concept of few ingredients) was (unspecified brand) frozen
meatballs.

I woudn't even bring this up, but when I showed the ad to my coworker,
he said that his mom makes meatballs in that style.

Heinz Ketchup, whatever, but their "Chili Sauce" is garbage, and
mixing either of those *condiments* into a *recipe*, FU(K!, that is
anything but 3 ingredients. Condiments do not qualify as ingredients.

--Bryan

I saw that coupon/recipe too. I don't like those kind of meatballs,
either, but is it that hard to just toss it in the recycle bin?
Sure, there are a lot of people who would rather just mix stuff from
cans and bottles together. Be happy you know how to cook 🙂

"Bobo Bonobo(R)" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

You got a dollar off if you bought Heinz Chili Sauce and Ocean Spray
Cranberry sauce. These fu(kers expected you to combine them. The
third "ingredient," (yes, these pieces of [censored] were attempting to
exploit the concept of few ingredients) was (unspecified brand) frozen
meatballs.

Have you missed my repeated warnings against this recipe in any
form? How is that possible?

nancy

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<[email hidden]>,

Bobo Bonobo(R) said:

Heinz Ketchup, whatever, but their "Chili Sauce" is garbage, and
mixing either of those *condiments* into a *recipe*, FU(K!, that is
anything but 3 ingredients. Condiments do not qualify as ingredients.

Aw, they're just trying to capitalize on the 'grape jelly, chili sauce,
meatball' craze that's sweeping the nation. Personally, I'm a Welch's,
Del Monte, homemade meatball kind of guy.
Frankly, cranberry sauce might taste better than grape jelly for those
of us that have actually made grape jelly meatballs.

leo

Quoted message said:

Have you missed my repeated warnings against this recipe in any
form? �How is that possible?

nancy

Darn right Nancy only uses grape jelly on her meatballs!!!!!!! Sorry
Nanc I just had to give you a holiday funny.

"pamjd" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Have you missed my repeated warnings against this recipe in any
form? ?How is that possible?

Quoted message said:

Darn right Nancy only uses grape jelly on her meatballs!!!!!!! Sorry
Nanc I just had to give you a holiday funny.

(laugh) Thanks, Pam! Mighty nice of you!

nancy

Bobo Bonobo(R) said:

You got a dollar off if you bought Heinz Chili Sauce and Ocean Spray
Cranberry sauce. These fu(kers expected you to combine them. The
third "ingredient," (yes, these pieces of [censored] were attempting to
exploit the concept of few ingredients) was (unspecified brand) frozen
meatballs.

I woudn't even bring this up, but when I showed the ad to my coworker,
he said that his mom makes meatballs in that style.

Heinz Ketchup, whatever, but their "Chili Sauce" is garbage, and
mixing either of those *condiments* into a *recipe*, FU(K!, that is
anything but 3 ingredients. Condiments do not qualify as ingredients.

Thank the gods YOU aren't the 'king of food'.

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"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

"Bobo Bonobo(R)" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

You got a dollar off if you bought Heinz Chili Sauce and Ocean Spray
Cranberry sauce. These fu(kers expected you to combine them. The
third "ingredient," (yes, these pieces of [censored] were attempting to
exploit the concept of few ingredients) was (unspecified brand) frozen
meatballs.

Have you missed my repeated warnings against this recipe in any
form? How is that possible?

nancy

lol

On 5-Dec-2007, "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?Bobo_Bonobo(R)?=" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Cranberry sauce. These fu(kers expected you to combine them. The
third "ingredient," (yes, these pieces of [censored] were attempting to
exploit the concept of few ingredients) was (unspecified brand) frozen
meatballs.

Dude, roll a fat one, light up and chill.

--
Standing tall, ready to serve

The Kat said:

Bobo spake:

Quoted message said:

Heinz Ketchup, whatever, but their "Chili Sauce" is garbage, and
mixing either of those *condiments* into a *recipe*, FU(K!, that is
anything but 3 ingredients. �Condiments do not qualify as ingredients.

Thank the gods YOU aren't the 'king of food'.

Didn't you mean 'queen of'?

Nancy Young said:

"Bobo Bonobo(R)" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

You got a dollar off if you bought Heinz Chili Sauce and Ocean Spray
Cranberry sauce. These fu(kers expected you to combine them. The
third "ingredient," (yes, these pieces of [censored] were attempting to
exploit the concept of few ingredients) was (unspecified brand) frozen
meatballs.

Have you missed my repeated warnings against this recipe in any
form? How is that possible?

nancy

You don't *have* to combine them to use the coupon. Add prepared
horseradish to the chili sauce to make shrimp cocktail sauce. Use the
cranberry sauce on turkey sandwiches or to make an apple & cranberry pie
or cobbler.

Bob

Bobo Bonobo(R) said:

You got a dollar off if you bought Heinz Chili Sauce and Ocean Spray
Cranberry sauce. These fu(kers expected you to combine them. The
third "ingredient," (yes, these pieces of [censored] were attempting to
exploit the concept of few ingredients) was (unspecified brand) frozen
meatballs.

i think we should hunt these men down, kill them, and enslave their
wives and children.

your pal,
blake

Sheldon said:

The Kat said:

Bobo spake:

Quoted message said:

Heinz Ketchup, whatever, but their "Chili Sauce" is garbage, and
mixing either of those *condiments* into a *recipe*, FU(K!, that is
anything but 3 ingredients. �Condiments do not qualify as ingredients.

Thank the gods YOU aren't the 'king of food'.

Didn't you mean 'queen of'?

No kidding.

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<[email hidden]>,

Bobo Bonobo(R) said:

You got a dollar off if you bought Heinz Chili Sauce and Ocean Spray
Cranberry sauce. These fu(kers expected you to combine them. The
third "ingredient," (yes, these pieces of [censored] were attempting to
exploit the concept of few ingredients) was (unspecified brand) frozen
meatballs.

I woudn't even bring this up, but when I showed the ad to my coworker,
he said that his mom makes meatballs in that style.

Heinz Ketchup, whatever, but their "Chili Sauce" is garbage, and
mixing either of those *condiments* into a *recipe*, FU(K!, that is
anything but 3 ingredients. Condiments do not qualify as ingredients.

My fave:

MEATBALLS
=========

1 lb hamburger
chopped parsley
chopped garlic (lots)
catsup
BBQ sauce
red pepper flakes

Combine the first three ingredients. Make little meatballs (one bite).
Put the catsup and BBQ sauce in a small bowl and mix. Put the pepper
flakes in a small bowl or plate. Bake the meatballs in a hot oven.
Spear a meatball with a toothpick. Dunk in sauce. Dip in pepper flakes.
Insert in mouth. YMMV.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA
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