All-Time High Poster to ARBR

Few will miss you when you leave by the end of next week.

"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my class
is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do, so
his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in the
past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages have
been from a single address and under a single name.

Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups
can go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I
am dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for
the lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the
Great Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Edward Dolan said:

I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my class
is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do, so
his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in the
past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages have
been from a single address and under a single name.

Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups can
go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for the
lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Kepp posting mindless nonsense like this and you'll get there pretty quick.

Ken

--
Messengers and mountain bikers share a common chromosome. ~James Bethea

Edward Dolan said:

I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
10,000 and then I may retire.

Please do.

Quoted message said:

I think the only other contestant in my class
is Mr. Tom Sherman.

No, he is far more intelligent than you.

Quoted message said:

Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups can
go to Hell for all I care.

How about you give up now? An Ed Dolan-less newsgroup would be more
like Nirvana than hell.

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No one appreciates me,

You got that right!

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You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.

No, we won't.

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Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota

This poster appologizes for the fact that someone in my state allowed
this child to have a computer.

Austin

filters are your friend, people

catzz66 said:

filters are your friend, people

Yes they are. But from time to time I turn mine off, just to see if
dribble is still being posted by the same people. It might be time to
turn them back on.

Ken
--
Messengers and mountain bikers share a common chromosome. ~James Bethea

Edward Dolan said:

All of my messages have been from a single address and under a single name.

Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups can
go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for the
lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

You may be posting under one name, but you should post as Ignatius J.
Reilly... as your attitude reminds me of the book, Confederacy of
Dunces.

"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this
sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

I bet you're a hoot at parties.

Ken C. M. said:

catzz66 said:

filters are your friend, people

Yes they are. But from time to time I turn mine off, just to see if
dribble is still being posted by the same people. It might be time to
turn them back on.

You are kidding yourself if you are counting on ED to quit on his own.

"AustinMN" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Edward Dolan said:

I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
10,000 and then I may retire.

Quoted message said:

Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups
can
go to Hell for all I care.

How about you give up now? An Ed Dolan-less newsgroup would be more
like Nirvana than hell.

Can we offer a buyout so you can retire early?

In rec.bicycles.rides Scott said:

I bet you're a hoot at parties.

What makes you think anyone ever invited him to a party?

Edward Dolan said:

I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
10,000 and then I may retire. I think the only other contestant in my class
is Mr. Tom Sherman. But he is a gypsy and moves around more than I do, so
his stats are not all on one address like mine are. He has claimed in the
past then he has posted more than 10,000 messages. All of my messages have
been from a single address and under a single name.

Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups can
go to Hell for all I care. No one appreciates me, a sure sign that I am
dealing with idiots, morons and imbeciles. Yea, I am way too good for the
lot of you. You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Chief 231 said:

[Nothing]

A person of very few words, apparently.

--
Tom Sherman - Behind the Cheddar Curtain

"AustinMN" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Edward Dolan said:

I note that I now have more than 7000 posts to ARBR. I am going to go for
10,000 and then I may retire.

Please do.

Quoted message said:

I think the only other contestant in my class
is Mr. Tom Sherman.

No, he is far more intelligent than you.

Mr. Sherman has an engineer's mind of a somewhat scientific bent which is
always useful to impress numskulls like you. But he is permanently lost in
matters of the liberals arts (he thinks baroque music is the equal of
classical era music). The only liberalism he knows is the political kind.
This marks him as an ignoramus of the first magnitude.

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Quoted message said:

Well, I will hang in there until I reach 10,000 and then these newgroups
can
go to Hell for all I care.

How about you give up now? An Ed Dolan-less newsgroup would be more
like Nirvana than hell.

No, I have to at least equal Mr. Sherman's overall number of posts.

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No one appreciates me,

You got that right!

My reward is not of this world, but of the next.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

You will miss me when I am gone and you will not have the Great
Ed Dolan to kick around anymore.

No, we won't.

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Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota

This poster appologizes for the fact that someone in my state allowed
this child to have a computer.

Minnesota if just chock full of liberal idiots who read the (Minneapolis)
Star Tribune and thereby think they are in the know. What they are really in
is deep doo-doo. I think this idiot is not even from Austin, Minnesota but
rather from that other Austin, the one down in Texas. Go figure!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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In rec.bicycles.rides Scott said:

I bet you're a hoot at parties.

What makes you think anyone ever invited him to a party?

Only inferior beings need friends. Does God have any friends? Of course not!
After all He is God. I am like God that way, although not a Trinity like He
is.

To know oneself is all the friendship that is ever needed in this world of
woe. If and when you ever come to that very simple realization, then, and
only then, will you be eligible to enter my Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Why don't you just cut and paste your first 12....?

Edward Dolan said:

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In rec.bicycles.rides Scott said:

I bet you're a hoot at parties.

What makes you think anyone ever invited him to a party?

Only inferior beings need friends. Does God have any friends? Of course not!
After all He is God. I am like God that way, although not a Trinity like He
is.

That's why he refers to several people as his friends.

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To know oneself is all the friendship that is ever needed in this world of
woe.

I see. So friendship with God is not needed! How incrfedibly arogant.

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If and when you ever come to that very simple realization, then, and
only then, will you be eligible to enter my Order of the Perpetual Sorrows.

Perpetual sorrows...That means your order will not be allowed into
heaven, where God says He will wipe away every tear. Either that or
it's not perpetual. Sorry, can't have it both ways. God is not that
stupid.

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Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota

Great fool, that is.

BTW, I am not from Austin. I once explained that to you, in a kind,
courteous, and positive manner. But you are too dull to remember.

Austin

"AustinMN" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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BTW, I am not from Austin. I once explained that to you, in a kind,
courteous, and positive manner. But you are too dull to remember.

Austin

What kind of an idiot are you to have user name like AustinMN and not be
from Austin, Minnesota?

But this is the kind of idiot I am continually getting stuck with on these
newsgroups - people who don't know where the hell they are from. Do they
even know who they are?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"R Brickston" <rb20170REMOVE.yahoo.com@> wrote in message
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My Dear Edward;

Surely you must know that I stand in awe of your posts. My reply to
Messrs. Doofus and Doofus simply refers to "Bentracer and Bentrider."

Your humble servant,

Brickston

Everyone is always playing around with my name. The beginning letter D in
Doofus threw me off.

Humble servants are always greatly appreciated and are very hard to come by
these days. Most servants are more uppity than their masters.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Chris Neary" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

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AKA - "Biggest Contributer to the Noise to Signal Ratio"

Newsgroups that are devoted to strictly on-topic subjects are destined to
perish of boredom as only the very dullest people in the world will be found
there. Take a look at some of the more the technical forums if you don't
believe me.

I and few others furnish these groups with subjects that range widely.
Further, we bring personality to the forefront and thereby provide some
human interest to what would otherwise be the dullest thing in the world -
blathering eternally about bicycles and cycling. God help us all!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Edward Dolan said:

"AustinMN" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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BTW, I am not from Austin. I once explained that to you, in a kind,
courteous, and positive manner. But you are too dull to remember.

Austin

What kind of an idiot are you to have user name like AustinMN and not be
from Austin, Minnesota?

I should have done this a long time ago.

*plonk*

Austin