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  1. All highly civilised.

    Glorious sunny weather in deepest rural Norfolk this April day; Spring is sprung, the lambs gambol
    in the fields and the neighbour's chickens call round for their daily feast from "She Who Is a
    Sucker When It Comes To Animals" namely, me.

    I decided the day was far too good to waste on stuff like *housework* and got ready to go out on my
    bike. Having a dodgy knee at the moment, I knew I would have to be sensible and stick to cycling
    slowly in low gears so I wouldn't strain my knee at all. Vernon decided to join me on my cycle ride,
    so we set off in a general easterly direction.

    Today is the first real short-sleeved top day, so I smothered my few bare bits in factor 45, insect
    repellent and swallowed an antihistamine tablet. I applied liberal quantities of ibuprofen gel to
    the aching knees. For some reason insect life look at me out of their compound eyes and are
    immediately taken as to just how juicy and tasty I am from an insect point of view - hence the vast
    quantities of "Jungle Formula" for the wilds of Norfolk. I was probably way over the UCI threshold
    for various supposedly performance enhancing compounds, but I doubt Lance Armstrong has to worry
    about this Fatbirdonabike overtaking him on Alpe d'Huez.

    We cycled around the lanes to Castle Acre aided by a fine tailwind. Once at Castle Acre we sat
    outside a Ye Olde Worlde Tea Shoppe type place, of which there are several in the village. The owner
    brought out fresh coffee and a plate of assorted cakes. All highly civilised! After consuming a
    sweet-mince [censored] & half an iced-sponge bun and an Eccles cake between us (Vernon had the Eccles cake
    - I loathe them) and a couple of cups of freshly made coffee each, we set off for the journey back
    home across the lanes. The tailwind had turned into a headwind and one where, on the exposed lanes,
    it was so strong, we couldn't freewheel downhill, but had to pedal quite hard to keep going
    forwards. If didn't pedal the wind was strong enough to stop us from having any forward momentum,
    even on a downhill. The journey home took twice as long as the journey to Castle Acre due to the
    combined effect of headwind and more uphill sections on the return leg. I just stayed in a low gear
    and pedalled along slowly. Even though the headwind was quite strong, it was warm due to the
    glorious sunshine and almost cloudless blue sky.

    On getting home, I've fed the neighbour's chickens again, as they now come to the back door begging
    to be fed; I've made a fuss of a certain one-eyed black-furred lady cat who has spent the day
    soaking up the sun by lying in the patch of warm sun flooding in through the dining room patio
    doors; I've put the roast in the oven (not the neighbour's chickens), prepared the veggies and in
    about an hour we'll be having a late Sunday roast dinner.

    All highly civilised I think. I could do with lots more days like this.

    Cheers, helen s

    Sunday, 13 April 2003

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  2. "wafflycathcsdirtycatlitter" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    All highly civilised.

    Glorious sunny weather in deepest rural Norfolk this April


    day; Spring is

    Quoted message said:

    sprung, the lambs gambol in the fields and the neighbour's


    chickens call round

    Quoted message said:

    for their daily feast from "She Who Is a Sucker When It


    Comes To Animals"

    Quoted message said:

    namely, me.

    I decided the day was far too good to waste on stuff like


    *housework* and got

    Quoted message said:

    ready to go out on my bike. Having a dodgy knee at the


    moment, I knew I would

    Quoted message said:

    have to be sensible and stick to cycling slowly in low


    gears so I wouldn't

    Quoted message said:

    strain my knee at all. Vernon decided to join me on my


    cycle ride, so we set

    Quoted message said:

    off in a general easterly direction.

    Today is the first real short-sleeved top day, so I


    smothered my few bare bits

    Quoted message said:

    in factor 45, insect repellent and swallowed an


    antihistamine tablet. I applied

    Quoted message said:

    liberal quantities of ibuprofen gel to the aching knees.


    For some reason insect

    Quoted message said:

    life look at me out of their compound eyes and are


    immediately taken as to just

    Quoted message said:

    how juicy and tasty I am from an insect point of view -


    hence the vast

    Quoted message said:

    quantities of "Jungle Formula" for the wilds of Norfolk. I


    was probably way

    Quoted message said:

    over the UCI threshold for various supposedly performance


    enhancing compounds,

    Quoted message said:

    but I doubt Lance Armstrong has to worry about this


    Fatbirdonabike overtaking

    Quoted message said:

    him on Alpe d'Huez.

    We cycled around the lanes to Castle Acre aided by a fine


    tailwind. Once at

    Quoted message said:

    Castle Acre we sat outside a Ye Olde Worlde Tea Shoppe


    type place, of which

    Quoted message said:

    there are several in the village. The owner brought out


    fresh coffee and a

    Quoted message said:

    plate of assorted cakes. All highly civilised! After


    consuming a sweet-mince

    Quoted message said:

    [censored] & half an iced-sponge bun and an Eccles cake between


    us (Vernon had the

    Quoted message said:

    Eccles cake - I loathe them) and a couple of cups of


    freshly made coffee each,

    Quoted message said:

    we set off for the journey back home across the lanes. The


    tailwind had turned

    Quoted message said:

    into a headwind and one where, on the exposed lanes, it


    was so strong, we

    Quoted message said:

    couldn't freewheel downhill, but had to pedal quite hard


    to keep going

    Quoted message said:

    forwards. If didn't pedal the wind was strong enough to


    stop us from having any

    Quoted message said:

    forward momentum, even on a downhill. The journey home


    took twice as long as

    Quoted message said:

    the journey to Castle Acre due to the combined effect of


    headwind and more

    Quoted message said:

    uphill sections on the return leg. I just stayed in a low


    gear and pedalled

    Quoted message said:

    along slowly. Even though the headwind was quite strong,


    it was warm due to the

    Quoted message said:

    glorious sunshine and almost cloudless blue sky.

    On getting home, I've fed the neighbour's chickens again,


    as they now come to

    Quoted message said:

    the back door begging to be fed; I've made a fuss of a


    certain one-eyed

    Quoted message said:

    black-furred lady cat who has spent the day soaking up the


    sun by lying in the

    Quoted message said:

    patch of warm sun flooding in through the dining room


    patio doors; I've put the

    Quoted message said:

    roast in the oven (not the neighbour's chickens), prepared


    the veggies and in

    Quoted message said:

    about an hour we'll be having a late Sunday roast dinner.

    All highly civilised I think. I could do with lots more


    days like this.

    Quoted message said:


    Cheers, helen s

    Sunday, 13 April 2003

    Eccles cakes are ok - but English coffee - yuck. Whatever happened to the "pot of tea"??

    But come to think of it, all I get on a ride is a cereal bar and a drink of water, so maybe not so
    bad at that.....

  3. In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says...

    ...

    Quoted message said:

    All highly civilised I think. I could do with lots more days like this.

    So could I!! Nice report.

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  4. Quoted message said:

    Eccles cakes are ok - but English coffee - yuck. Whatever happened to the "pot of tea"??

    But come to think of it, all I get on a ride is a cereal bar and a drink of water, so maybe not so
    bad at that.....

    Nothing wrong with freshly ground coffee beans turned into glorious fresh coffee! 🙂

    Cheers, helen s

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    Any speeliong mistake$ aR the resiult of my cats sitting on the keyboaRRRDdd
    ~~~~~~~~~~

  5. Quoted message said:

    So could I!! Nice report.

    Thanks - today is yet another *lovely* day - if a tad windy, so I'm off out again! I'm making the
    most of this weather whilst it's here 🙂

    Cheers, helen s

    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Flush out that intestinal parasite and/or the waste product before sending a reply!

    Any speeliong mistake$ aR the resiult of my cats sitting on the keyboaRRRDdd
    ~~~~~~~~~~

  6. Sounds like a marvelous and highly civilized day you've spent. The only thing missing is being able
    to spell the word. By the way, get rid of the non-steroidal anti-inflammatory for the knees-----they
    will only get worse with it. Glucosamine and MSM will do wonders for such ailments. Cheers.

    Steve McDonald

  7. After three cups of crème brulee and four pigs in a blanket, I filled my water bottle and hit some
    Georgia backroads...it's a big change from Houston, being able to hear nothing but the hum of your
    tires...truly wonderful.

  8. Very nice, I would say. I have a similar scenario, I call it "The Trilogy." It involves, the three
    basics of life: food (eating out preferable) ,

    order.)

    Cheers to all, have a "Trilogy" weekend!

    wafflycathcsdirtycatlitter said:

    All highly civilised.

    Glorious sunny weather in deepest rural Norfolk this April day; Spring is sprung, the lambs gambol
    in the fields and the neighbour's chickens call round for their daily feast from "She Who Is a
    Sucker When It Comes To Animals" namely, me.

    I decided the day was far too good to waste on stuff like *housework* and got ready to go out on
    my bike. Having a dodgy knee at the moment, I knew I would have to be sensible and stick to
    cycling slowly in low gears so I wouldn't strain my knee at all. Vernon decided to join me on my
    cycle ride, so we set off in a general easterly direction.

    Today is the first real short-sleeved top day, so I smothered my few bare bits in factor 45,
    insect repellent and swallowed an antihistamine tablet. I applied liberal quantities of ibuprofen
    gel to the aching knees. For some reason insect life look at me out of their compound eyes and are
    immediately taken as to just how juicy and tasty I am from an insect point of view - hence the
    vast quantities of "Jungle Formula" for the wilds of Norfolk. I was probably way over the UCI
    threshold for various supposedly performance enhancing compounds, but I doubt Lance Armstrong has
    to worry about this Fatbirdonabike overtaking him on Alpe d'Huez.

    We cycled around the lanes to Castle Acre aided by a fine tailwind. Once at Castle Acre we sat
    outside a Ye Olde Worlde Tea Shoppe type place, of which there are several in the village. The
    owner brought out fresh coffee and a plate of assorted cakes. All highly civilised! After
    consuming a sweet-mince [censored] & half an iced-sponge bun and an Eccles cake between us (Vernon had
    the Eccles cake - I loathe them) and a couple of cups of freshly made coffee each, we set off for
    the journey back home across the lanes. The tailwind had turned into a headwind and one where, on
    the exposed lanes, it was so strong, we couldn't freewheel downhill, but had to pedal quite hard
    to keep going forwards. If didn't pedal the wind was strong enough to stop us from having any
    forward momentum, even on a downhill. The journey home took twice as long as the journey to Castle
    Acre due to the combined effect of headwind and more uphill sections on the return leg. I just
    stayed in a low gear and pedalled along slowly. Even though the headwind was quite strong, it was
    warm due to the glorious sunshine and almost cloudless blue sky.

    On getting home, I've fed the neighbour's chickens again, as they now come to the back door
    begging to be fed; I've made a fuss of a certain one-eyed black-furred lady cat who has spent the
    day soaking up the sun by lying in the patch of warm sun flooding in through the dining room patio
    doors; I've put the roast in the oven (not the neighbour's chickens), prepared the veggies and in
    about an hour we'll be having a late Sunday roast dinner.

    All highly civilised I think. I could do with lots more days like this.

    Cheers, helen s

    Sunday, 13 April 2003

    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Flush out that intestinal parasite and/or the waste product before sending a reply!

    Any speeliong mistake$ aR the resiult of my cats sitting on the keyboaRRRDdd
    ~~~~~~~~~~

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