Joe Bloggs wrote on Fri, 23 Jul 2004 19:52:06 GMT....
Quoted message said:Sheep can be just as 'bad'. I was sitting eating my lunch on Kinder,
minding my own business, when a sheep appeared out of the mist and gave me
what can only be described as a 'hard stare'. It came closer and stuck its
nose right into my lunch. I pushed it away, and it came right back. Gave
it a punch on the nose (which was not the brightest thing to do to an animal
whose head is designed for butting other sheep!!), and the damn thing
stamped its foot and flared its nostrils. I had to resort to throwing small
rocks at the bloody thing to make it go away!!
Some years ago there used to be a sheep on Pen-y-Fan that had learned
how to get into your rucksack to search for your sandwiches while you
were looking the other way. Someone here said she was called Doris.
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