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  1. Joe Bloggs wrote on Fri, 23 Jul 2004 19:52:06 GMT....

    Quoted message said:

    Sheep can be just as 'bad'. I was sitting eating my lunch on Kinder,
    minding my own business, when a sheep appeared out of the mist and gave me
    what can only be described as a 'hard stare'. It came closer and stuck its
    nose right into my lunch. I pushed it away, and it came right back. Gave
    it a punch on the nose (which was not the brightest thing to do to an animal
    whose head is designed for butting other sheep!!), and the damn thing
    stamped its foot and flared its nostrils. I had to resort to throwing small
    rocks at the bloody thing to make it go away!!

    Some years ago there used to be a sheep on Pen-y-Fan that had learned
    how to get into your rucksack to search for your sandwiches while you
    were looking the other way. Someone here said she was called Doris.

    --
    Tim Jackson
    [email hidden]
    (Change '.invalid' to '.co.uk' to reply direct)
    Absurd patents: visit http://www.patent.freeserve.co.uk

  2. "Martin Richardson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In message <[email hidden]>, Neil Allen
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    Any advise on crossing a field of cows and action to take when they start
    getting aggressive - it's usually Friesians, I suspect it too much
    inter-breeding

    Neil..

    Walk in sheep country.

    Sheep can be just as 'bad'. I was sitting eating my lunch on Kinder,
    minding my own business, when a sheep appeared out of the mist and gave me
    what can only be described as a 'hard stare'. It came closer and stuck its
    nose right into my lunch. I pushed it away, and it came right back. Gave
    it a punch on the nose (which was not the brightest thing to do to an animal
    whose head is designed for butting other sheep!!), and the damn thing
    stamped its foot and flared its nostrils. I had to resort to throwing small
    rocks at the bloody thing to make it go away!!

    Dave

  3. In article <[email hidden]>, Martin Richardson
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    In message <[email hidden]>, Neil Allen
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    Any advise on crossing a field of cows and action to take when they start
    getting aggressive - it's usually Friesians, I suspect it too much
    inter-breeding

    Neil..

    Walk in sheep country.


    Been there done that - got harassed by a ram with no horns :-)

    The swine was in disguise as an ewe :-)
    --
    Bill Grey
    http://www.billboy.co.uk

  4. In article <[email hidden]>, Tim Jackson
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    Some years ago there used to be a sheep on Pen-y-Fan that had learned
    how to get into your rucksack to search for your sandwiches while you
    were looking the other way. Someone here said she was called Doris.

    Couldn't have been Fran - she hasn't been up Pen-y-Fan yet :-)

    (Ducks and Runs)
    --
    Bill Grey
    http://www.billboy.co.uk

  5. The message <[email hidden]>
    from Martin Richardson <[email hidden]> contains these words:

    Quoted message said:

    Walk in sheep country.

    Rams have been known to kill.

    --
    Roger Chapman so far this year 39 summits
    New - 22 (Marilyns 8, Sweats 5, Outlying Fells 11)
    Repeats - 17( Marilyns 6, Sweats 12, Wainwrights 11)
    Knackered knee - 4 times

  6. Joe Bloggs said:


    "Martin Richardson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    In message <[email hidden]>, Neil Allen
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    Any advise on crossing a field of cows and action to take when they start
    getting aggressive - it's usually Friesians, I suspect it too much
    inter-breeding

    Neil..

    Walk in sheep country.

    Just beware of big holes in the wainscotting.

    Richard Webb


  7. Quoted message said:

    Some years ago there used to be a sheep on Pen-y-Fan that had learned
    how to get into your rucksack to search for your sandwiches while you
    were looking the other way. Someone here said she was called Doris.

    There are reindeer like that. Beware Cairngorm visitors.

    Richard Webb


  8. Quoted message said:

    Really - some cows are really quite aggressive. If it looks like
    you've run into some, I'd suggest leaving with as much speed and
    dignity as you can muster 🙂

    Yet to meet one... The odd stroppy bull yes, but no cow trouble yet -
    professionally or when out on the hill.

    But running in a field of curious cattle is extremely stupid - it
    encourages them, and if you should fall you have to trust their
    brakes.

    Richard Webb

  9. RJ Webb <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:


    Used to be a job as a kid.. Go find the calf, and report on hiding
    place and condition - usually the Herefords. OKsmall open field -
    piece of cake...? But no it was hard. and the mother never gave the
    game away either.. If you were getting warm no reaction. They hide
    very well and even a bright white face does not always help.


    My various female walking companions have each expressed distress at the
    number of badly limping sheep seen in the fields, so I don't know
    whether the same degree of TLC is applied. You do sometimes see a
    cow with a painful limp, but less often.

    We crossed a field full of mature tups the other week, and Blondie chose
    the middle of the field to take a dive over a blade of grass.
    I was keeping a wary eye on them, and had to express sympathy with her
    bruises and at the same time expedite progress towards the stile.
    I have never met an aggressive sheep, but have seen some pretty nasty
    ones on You Have Been Framed. :-)

    Are these ones trained for the cameras, or are such attacks common?
    The tups were certainly giving us the look.

    Again, she was upset to see one struggling to move around, with
    testicles grossly swollen and almost reaching the floor.
    I pointed out that even lame animals can go to market.....
    --
    Gordon

  10. Martin Richardson <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    In message <[email hidden]>, Neil Allen
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    Any advise on crossing a field of cows and action to take when they start
    getting aggressive - it's usually Friesians, I suspect it too much
    inter-breeding

    Neil..

    Walk in sheep country.


    ....
    --
    Gordon

  11. "Gordon" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    We crossed a field full of mature tups the other week, and Blondie chose
    the middle of the field to take a dive over a blade of grass.
    I was keeping a wary eye on them, and had to express sympathy with her
    bruises and at the same time expedite progress towards the stile.
    I have never met an aggressive sheep, but have seen some pretty nasty
    ones on You Have Been Framed. :-)

    Are these ones trained for the cameras, or are such attacks common?
    The tups were certainly giving us the look.

    When I was small there was always a bit of excitement when there was a ram
    amongst the free roaming Forest of Dean sheep around the village but they
    rarely responded much to teasing bar the odd stamp of a foot. They usually
    had other things on their mind.

  12. [email hidden] said...

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, Tim Jackson
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    Some years ago there used to be a sheep on Pen-y-Fan that had learned
    how to get into your rucksack to search for your sandwiches while you
    were looking the other way. Someone here said she was called Doris.

    Couldn't have been Fran - she hasn't been up Pen-y-Fan yet :-)

    (Ducks and Runs)


    No need to run Bill - I was beaten back by being extremely cold
    the only time I tried to scale the dizzy heights of Pen y Fan, in
    the days before I acquired 'sensible' hill walking clothing. And
    as for the sheep, well she may well be called Doris, who knows?
    But... did you know that <fanfare> (warning: trivia coming up)
    Doris was also the name of Herod's second wife? Yep, the same
    Herod who features heavily in conjunction with an unknown
    quantity of 'wise men', some shepherds and the odd angel. His
    first and third wives were both called Mariamne, but the second
    one was good ol' Doris. And that, folks, is about all I've got
    to show for three years' worth of university education!

    I'll get me kag.
    --
    Fran
    If you need my email address please ask.

  13. In article <[email hidden]>, Fran
    <[email hidden]> writes

    Quoted message said:

    Doris was also the name of Herod's second wife? Yep, the same
    Herod who features heavily in conjunction with an unknown
    quantity of 'wise men', some shepherds and the odd angel. His
    first and third wives were both called Mariamne, but the second
    one was good ol' Doris. And that, folks, is about all I've got
    to show for three years' worth of university education!

    Gee thanks :-) Diolch yn fawr
    --
    Bill Grey
    http://www.billboy.co.uk

  14. AndyP <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    "Gordon" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    We crossed a field full of mature tups the other week, and Blondie chose
    the middle of the field to take a dive over a blade of grass.
    I was keeping a wary eye on them, and had to express sympathy with her
    bruises and at the same time expedite progress towards the stile.
    I have never met an aggressive sheep, but have seen some pretty nasty
    ones on You Have Been Framed. :-)

    Are these ones trained for the cameras, or are such attacks common?
    The tups were certainly giving us the look.

    When I was small there was always a bit of excitement when there was a ram
    amongst the free roaming Forest of Dean sheep around the village but they
    rarely responded much to teasing bar the odd stamp of a foot. They usually
    had other things on their mind.


    So did I, but the bruises b******* that idea!

    My companion, having been born and bred in a small village, refused to
    believe that there was any chance of one of them attacking.....
    --
    Gordon

  15. Quoted message said:

    I pointed out that even lame animals can go to market.....

    The farmer gets into trouble if he sends lame sheep to the market.

  16. The message <[email hidden]>
    from Gordon <[email hidden]> contains these words:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    When I was small there was always a bit of excitement when there was a ram
    amongst the free roaming Forest of Dean sheep around the village but they
    rarely responded much to teasing bar the odd stamp of a foot. They usually
    had other things on their mind.


    So did I, but the bruises b******* that idea!

    Quoted message said:

    My companion, having been born and bred in a small village, refused to
    believe that there was any chance of one of them attacking.....
    --
    Gordon

    My neighbour in Orkney turned his back on one of his Shetland Rams one
    day - he got a broken leg to show for it!

    --
    Cheers,
    Compo

  17. "Gordon" <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:

    My companion, having been born and bred in a small village, refused to
    believe that there was any chance of one of them attacking.....

    Village sheep are soft. It's the innercityfarm type sheep you've got to
    watch out for. They grow up well hard.

  18. On Sat, 24 Jul 2004 00:29:12 +0100, Gordon <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    RJ Webb <[email hidden]> wrote

    Quoted message said:


    Used to be a job as a kid.. Go find the calf, and report on hiding
    place and condition - usually the Herefords. OKsmall open field -
    piece of cake...? But no it was hard. and the mother never gave the
    game away either.. If you were getting warm no reaction. They hide
    very well and even a bright white face does not always help.


    My various female walking companions have each expressed distress at the
    number of badly limping sheep seen in the fields, so I don't know
    whether the same degree of TLC is applied. You do sometimes see a
    cow with a painful limp, but less often.

    The dreaded foot rot. Sheep evolved to live on arid hills - wet
    pastures have caught up with them - NAsty fungal infections.

    Some tups are evil. They worry me. We have had some right barstewards
    over the years. Others are cuddlemonsters.

    Never been hastled by tups out there, but I tend to keep my distance.
    Bad guys unless otherwise known.

    Richard Webb

  19. "Joe Bloggs" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Sheep can be just as 'bad'. I was sitting eating my lunch on Kinder,
    minding my own business, when a sheep appeared out of the mist and gave me
    what can only be described as a 'hard stare'. It came closer and stuck its
    nose right into my lunch. I pushed it away, and it came right back. Gave
    it a punch on the nose (which was not the brightest thing to do to an animal
    whose head is designed for butting other sheep!!), and the damn thing
    stamped its foot and flared its nostrils. I had to resort to throwing small
    rocks at the bloody thing to make it go away!!

    Sheep are strange.
    I was once in a party of walkers when a sheep strolled by and
    started investigating us. It didn't bother anybody else but it
    *loved* me! I happened to be the only person in a group of about
    12 who was wearing shorts and the damn thing seemed absoluty
    facsinated by my bare legs. Nuzzling them, even licking them, yuk!

  20. [email hidden] wrote

    Quoted message said:
    BabyBoy said:

    Sheep are strange.
    I was once in a party of walkers when a sheep strolled by and
    started investigating us. It didn't bother anybody else but it
    *loved* me! I happened to be the only person in a group of about
    12 who was wearing shorts and the damn thing seemed absoluty
    facsinated by my bare legs. Nuzzling them, even licking them, yuk!

    Salt?


    Yep. I have seen them licking snow off the inside of car mudguards in
    the Derwent Valley after the roads had been salted for the benefit of
    unskilled drivers. :-)
    --
    Gordon

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