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  1. Hello all...

    I plan to join a gym soon, with the intent of "getting in shape".
    This is wehre my confusion starts as I never went to a gym and am affraid
    to look like a total dork, because I don't know what exercises I need to
    do
    and
    how to do them. I want to build up some muscle mass, strenghten my
    back/stomach(I have back problems) and overall increase my physical
    health level. The gym I'd go to is at work and there is no trainer.
    What is it I'd need to do, light weights or run arround on a threadmill?
    Should these be combined?

    Thanks,
    Charles

  2. "MinuteMan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Hello all...

    I plan to join a gym soon, with the intent of "getting in shape".
    This is wehre my confusion starts as I never went to a gym and am affraid
    to look like a total dork, because I don't know what exercises I need to
    do
    and
    how to do them. I want to build up some muscle mass, strenghten my
    back/stomach(I have back problems) and overall increase my physical
    health level. The gym I'd go to is at work and there is no trainer.
    What is it I'd need to do, light weights or run arround on a threadmill?
    Should these be combined?

    Thanks,
    Charles

    Charles, there is a guy called Bill Rodgers in this group who would be quite
    sensitive to your issues - he is very well qualified to assist and well
    worth waiting for.

    Quoted message said:
  3. Ask the gym staff for a program if you dont have any idea. It may be
    worthwhile paying for 1 personal training session. Below may help with
    form of exercises

    http://www.eas.com/training/animations.asp

  4. MinuteMan said:

    Hello all...

    Hello...

    Quoted message said:

    I plan to join a gym soon, with the intent of "getting in shape".

    That's a good idea.

    Quoted message said:

    This is wehre my confusion starts as I never went to a gym and am affraid
    to look like a total dork, because I don't know what exercises I need to
    do
    and
    how to do them.

    Everybody started out that way.

    Quoted message said:

    I want to build up some muscle mass, strenghten my
    back/stomach(I have back problems) and overall increase my physical
    health level.

    Reasonable goals.

    Quoted message said:

    The gym I'd go to is at work and there is no trainer.

    Good. You're better off without 99.9% of gym trainers.

    Quoted message said:

    What is it I'd need to do, light weights or run arround on a threadmill?
    Should these be combined?

    You should do cardio and weights, not necessarily light ones.

    Do some reading first:
    www.trygve.com/mfw.html
    www.stumptuous.com/weights.html (not just for women, trust me)

    David

  5. Any reasonable gym will offer you an induction course. If not, go
    somewhere else.

    Cheers,
    Zugzwang
    http://www.viceboxx.com

  6. MinuteMan said:

    nd am affraid
    to look like a total dork,

    Why should entering a gym be any different? You overcame this entering
    school, social circles of all kinds, so why do you care what a bunch
    of gym-homos think of you. Unles of course, you are one of them...

    Quoted message said:

    I want to build up some muscle mass, strenghten my
    back/stomach(I have back problems) and overall increase my physical
    health level. The gym I'd go to is at work and there is no trainer.
    What is it I'd need to do, light weights or run arround on a threadmill?
    Should these be combined?

    Yes, but why a gym? This can be done at home, with free weights, and
    jogging, with no homos watching you.

  7. On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 18:37:03 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Charles, there is a guy called Bill Rodgers in this group who would be quite
    sensitive to your issues - he is very well qualified to assist and well
    worth waiting for.

    Correct. I just answered his questions. Thank you for the vote of
    confidence. I'll see you tonight, 7pm, in the alley behond the gym, to
    "pay my debt to you".

  8. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 18:37:03 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Charles, there is a guy called Bill Rodgers in this group who would be
    quite
    sensitive to your issues - he is very well qualified to assist and well
    worth waiting for.

    Correct. I just answered his questions. Thank you for the vote of
    confidence. I'll see you tonight, 7pm, in the alley behond the gym, to
    "pay my debt to you".

    That was pretty good advise you gave him.

  9. On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 23:58:31 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    That was pretty good advise you gave him.

    You can suckup all you want, I don't do threesomes LOL

  10. MinuteMan said:

    Hello all...

    Hello. Do you know you just wandered into usenet? This particular
    group is heavily infested by trolls and only about one answer in 10 is
    going to be on-topic and useful to you. Good luck figuring out which
    posts are the useful ones. :-)

    Quoted message said:

    I plan to join a gym soon, with the intent of "getting in shape".

    Yup. If you want to change you're going to have to change.

    Quoted message said:

    This is wehre my confusion starts as I never went to a gym and am affraid
    to look like a total dork, because I don't know what exercises I need to
    do and how to do them.

    There are lots of ways to move your body. I think the best idea is to
    go with some plan - any plan - and just try it. Three or four months
    later change what you're doing to something different and give that a
    try. An excellent starting place is Stumptuous because she will give
    you a few workout plans, some stuff on how to eat, some stuff on what
    NOT to do, an idea of what's [censored] and myth... she tells the real deal.

    Her website is http://www.stumptuous.com/weights.html. She's
    chick-centric, but none of the exercises she offers refer to vaginal
    muscles: men have all the same parts she's talking about.

    Quoted message said:

    I want to build up some muscle mass, strenghten my
    back/stomach(I have back problems) and overall increase my physical
    health level. The gym I'd go to is at work and there is no trainer.

    An excellent resource for learning how an exercise is supposed to look
    and seeing which muscles it works is http://www.ExRx.net

    A book I found useful was Bill Phillip's Body for Life. It's more of an
    intermediate program, maybe what you change to after you've been working
    out the kinks of getting exercise regular, but it shows a variety of
    exercises as well.

    Quoted message said:

    What is it I'd need to do, light weights or run arround on a threadmill?
    Should these be combined?

    I have no idea of what shape you're in now, but a 10-15 minute cardio
    warm-up (not killing yourself - walk if you need to) followed by about
    45 minutes of squatting, deadlifting, benchpressing and some ab work
    would be a decent starting routine for you.

    Don't try to lift to failure of the muscles - only lift until failure of
    FORM. If you can't do the rep with good form, stop. No hip flings
    during bicep curls, no grunting arch during benchpressing, no tipping
    down of your butt in a squat. Lift heavy, but lift carefully. You
    ought to sweat. You ought to think this is hard. You ought to be sore
    for a couple of days after you start.

    This is great fun. You're the owner of a human body, it's wonderful to
    learn how to work it. Congratulations on starting out.

    Dally

    Quoted message said:


    Thanks,
    Charles

  11. Does Bill, Rodger ? U sound as though you have some big pythons dude-
    do you have a large schlong or a fun size weiner?
    Has your cumsac shrunk due to excess gurning?If so I can help.I will
    send you a picture of me squeezing out a large length of manturd - I
    force it so much it makes me perspire.nowhatimsayin?

  12. "endovtha" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Does Bill, Rodger ? U sound as though you have some big pythons dude-
    do you have a large schlong or a fun size weiner?


    You be the judge:

    http://img488.imageshack.us/my.php?image=billrodgers3jd.jpg

  13. Hello again,

    the idea of being able to exercise at home with free weights and
    a bench instrigues me. As I read on the link someone posted, I'd be
    able to most if not all the exercises that one does in a gym by buying
    a bench + dumbells + bar. Does this sound realistic?

    Also, can anyone recommend a home bench model that can he tilted and
    also used for back extensions, leg extensions and maybe leg curls etc.?
    Does something like that exist?
    Not looking for a do-it-all gym, but a multifunctional bench...

    thanks, any help appreciated

  14. "MinuteMan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Hello all...

    I plan to join a gym soon, with the intent of "getting in shape".
    This is wehre my confusion starts as I never went to a gym and am affraid
    to look like a total dork, because I don't know what exercises I need to
    do
    and
    how to do them. I want to build up some muscle mass, strenghten my
    back/stomach(I have back problems) and overall increase my physical
    health level. The gym I'd go to is at work and there is no trainer.
    What is it I'd need to do, light weights or run arround on a threadmill?
    Should these be combined?

    Thanks,
    Charles

    I started a month ago, I had lifted in high school. I'm now fully immersed
    and fascinated by the process. My advice would be to keep it simple and easy
    at first. Don't worry about doing all the odd and strange lifting exercises
    people do to exercise each and every little muscle. Just do the major ones
    (chest, biceps, squats, etc.).

    Spend the first month getting form down, then increase weight. I'm in the
    middle of that process right now.

  15. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Hello again,

    the idea of being able to exercise at home with free weights and
    a bench instrigues me. As I read on the link someone posted, I'd be
    able to most if not all the exercises that one does in a gym by buying
    a bench + dumbells + bar. Does this sound realistic?

    Also, can anyone recommend a home bench model that can he tilted and
    also used for back extensions, leg extensions and maybe leg curls etc.?
    Does something like that exist?
    Not looking for a do-it-all gym, but a multifunctional bench...

    thanks, any help appreciated

    That sort of bench is standard - the best ones are sold in fitness specialty
    stores - what town do you live in?

  16. I'm in San Francisco. I checked some online fitness stores and could
    find none that can do back (hyper)extensions, leg curls etc. and acts
    as a standard press bench with adjustable incline.

    David said:

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Hello again,

    the idea of being able to exercise at home with free weights and
    a bench instrigues me. As I read on the link someone posted, I'd be
    able to most if not all the exercises that one does in a gym by buying
    a bench + dumbells + bar. Does this sound realistic?

    Also, can anyone recommend a home bench model that can he tilted and
    also used for back extensions, leg extensions and maybe leg curls etc.?
    Does something like that exist?
    Not looking for a do-it-all gym, but a multifunctional bench...

    thanks, any help appreciated

    That sort of bench is standard - the best ones are sold in fitness specialty
    stores - what town do you live in?

  17. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I'm in San Francisco. I checked some online fitness stores and could
    find none that can do back (hyper)extensions, leg curls etc. and acts
    as a standard press bench with adjustable incline.

    David said:

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Hello again,

    the idea of being able to exercise at home with free weights and
    a bench instrigues me. As I read on the link someone posted, I'd be
    able to most if not all the exercises that one does in a gym by buying
    a bench + dumbells + bar. Does this sound realistic?

    Also, can anyone recommend a home bench model that can he tilted and
    also used for back extensions, leg extensions and maybe leg curls etc.?
    Does something like that exist?
    Not looking for a do-it-all gym, but a multifunctional bench...

    thanks, any help appreciated

    That sort of bench is standard - the best ones are sold in fitness
    specialty
    stores - what town do you live in?

    I would go into the store as the sales guys generally are knowledgeable if
    it is a specialist. Leg curls are standard with most of these benches. Back
    extensions is harder - I don;'t know of any bench that will give that.

    You can get back extensions with certain natural traction back machines -
    cost you for an additional machine but it is a worthwhile exercise to do.
    see
    http://www.proinversion.net/dex-exercises.html

  18. David said:

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I'm in San Francisco. I checked some online fitness stores and could
    find none that can do back (hyper)extensions, leg curls etc. and acts
    as a standard press bench with adjustable incline.

    David said:

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    > Hello again,
    >
    > the idea of being able to exercise at home with free weights and
    > a bench instrigues me. As I read on the link someone posted, I'd be
    > able to most if not all the exercises that one does in a gym by buying
    > a bench + dumbells + bar. Does this sound realistic?
    >
    > Also, can anyone recommend a home bench model that can he tilted and
    > also used for back extensions, leg extensions and maybe leg curls etc.?
    > Does something like that exist?
    > Not looking for a do-it-all gym, but a multifunctional bench...
    >
    > thanks, any help appreciated

    That sort of bench is standard - the best ones are sold in fitness
    specialty
    stores - what town do you live in?

    I would go into the store as the sales guys generally are knowledgeable if
    it is a specialist. Leg curls are standard with most of these benches. Back
    extensions is harder - I don;'t know of any bench that will give that.

    You can get back extensions with certain natural traction back machines -
    cost you for an additional machine but it is a worthwhile exercise to do.
    see
    http://www.proinversion.net/dex-exercises.html

    Thanks, that looks like an awesome machine that could help by back
    problems. A bit pricey though 🙁

  19. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    David said:

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I'm in San Francisco. I checked some online fitness stores and could
    find none that can do back (hyper)extensions, leg curls etc. and acts
    as a standard press bench with adjustable incline.

    David wrote:
    > <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    > news:[email hidden]...
    > > Hello again,
    > >
    > > the idea of being able to exercise at home with free weights and
    > > a bench instrigues me. As I read on the link someone posted, I'd be
    > > able to most if not all the exercises that one does in a gym by
    > > buying
    > > a bench + dumbells + bar. Does this sound realistic?
    > >
    > > Also, can anyone recommend a home bench model that can he tilted and
    > > also used for back extensions, leg extensions and maybe leg curls
    > > etc.?
    > > Does something like that exist?
    > > Not looking for a do-it-all gym, but a multifunctional bench...
    > >
    > > thanks, any help appreciated
    >
    > That sort of bench is standard - the best ones are sold in fitness
    > specialty
    > stores - what town do you live in?

    I would go into the store as the sales guys generally are knowledgeable
    if
    it is a specialist. Leg curls are standard with most of these benches.
    Back
    extensions is harder - I don;'t know of any bench that will give that.

    You can get back extensions with certain natural traction back machines -
    cost you for an additional machine but it is a worthwhile exercise to do.
    see
    http://www.proinversion.net/dex-exercises.html

    Thanks, that looks like an awesome machine that could help by back
    problems. A bit pricey though 🙁

    Maybe try ebay

  20. Joe the Aroma said:

    Just do the major ones
    (chest, biceps, squats, etc.).

    Biceps aren't a major one.

    Your backside might have some big muscles there, though.

    HTH

    Dally

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