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  1. http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2005/tour05/?id=tour0511/S-MISSTOUR269

  2. Steady Rollin' Man said:

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2005/tour05/?id=tour0511/S-MISSTOUR269

    Thank you. Those are hot.

    MT

  3. Impressive...

  4. Patricio Carlos said:

    Impressive...

    Yeah? You think those breasts are natural? Don't care?

  5. Michael Thomas said:
    Steady Rollin' Man said:

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2005/tour05/?id=tour0511/S-MISSTOUR269

    Thank you. Those are hot.


    I don't know, her knees are kind of sharp. Way below my standard.

    JT

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  6. Steady Rollin' Man said:

    http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2005/tour05/?id=tour0511/S-MISSTOUR269

    well, i was a little disappointed, but i'll definitely keep a position
    open for her at my latte stand.
    thanks,
    heather

  7. h squared <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    Quoted message said:

    well, i was a little disappointed, but i'll definitely keep a position
    open for her at my latte stand.

    Wait a minute....you find her a little disappointing, but think Shrill Crow
    is hot? We must have a little talk, dear.

  8. Tim Mullin said:

    h squared <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    Quoted message said:

    well, i was a little disappointed, but i'll definitely keep a position
    open for her at my latte stand.

    Wait a minute....you find her a little disappointing, but think Shrill Crow
    is hot? We must have a little talk, dear.

    heather isn't a [censored]-woman.

  9. "gym.gravity" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    Quoted message said:

    heather isn't a [censored]-woman.

    Anyone still around here in July can't be too turned off by [censored]. They're
    everywhere!

  10. gym.gravity said:


    Tim Mullin said:

    h squared <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    well, i was a little disappointed, but i'll definitely keep a position
    open for her at my latte stand.

    Wait a minute....you find her a little disappointing, but think Shrill Crow
    is hot? We must have a little talk, dear.

    heather isn't a [censored]-woman.

    Brian is a [censored] and Kunich claims he's a woman.

  11. Tim Mullin said:

    h squared <[email hidden]> wrote in
    news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    well, i was a little disappointed, but i'll definitely keep a position
    open for her at my latte stand.

    Wait a minute....you find her a little disappointing, but think Shrill Crow
    is hot? We must have a little talk, dear.

    lol, like dan says, i'm not hypnotized by [censored]. besides, i prefer thin
    blondes.
    (yes, narcissism at its best, but at least i'm not after women who look
    like my mom..waitaminute, my mom *is* a thin blonde, [censored] oh [censored]..)

    h

  12. If heather saw Cheryl Crow at Bumbershoot a few years back, I know why
    she finds her attractive. Cowgirl leather pants, vest, cowboy
    hat...DAMN.

  13. gym.gravity said:

    suit yourself.

    there is more than one chick in the video.

    Funny. Young Jessica was filming the video at Universal Studios when we
    were doing the tour. Guy on the tram says he can't say who she is
    (studio rules) but that she's "Ashley's sister". Couple in front of me
    pipes up loudly "Oh, that must be Hilary Duff!" Look on Jessie's face
    was priceless...

  14. h squared <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    Quoted message said:

    lol, like dan says, i'm not hypnotized by [censored]. besides, i prefer thin
    blondes.

    Beleive it or not, Miss TdF `05's rack (though spectacular) that does it
    for me. It's the face. There is a lot going on there, starting with those
    deep, dark eyes. It's the sort of face you could look at for a couple of
    years and after all that, find something subtle and wonderfully
    interesting you never noticed before.

    Crow's hideousness, by contrast, comes not from being ugly, but being
    bland. Aside from one thing, there is no feature of her face that isn't
    instantly forgetable. The eyes, the nose, the lips....completely generic.
    I've seen them all ten thousand times before on ten thousand SUV driving
    soccer moms on their way out of the Starbucks at the strip mall. That face
    reminds me of all the characterless, generic strip malls, on all the
    aesthectly blighted highways, in all those generic towns that america is
    becoming. That is until she shows off her one memorable feature....those
    teef! Holy [censored], that's scary! Those makes Wordin's horseteef look
    positivly handsome. I mean, check this out:

    www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2005/tour05/features/sheryl_crow_tour05/sheryl_
    dauphine.jpg

    If you can look at that picture and not think of:

    http://www.yabookscentral.com/cfusion/_images/donkey.gif

    you're a better person than I am.

    So, you see, it's not about the [censored] at all. Still, if you twisted my
    arm, I would have to admit those sure are some nice tittays Miss TdF `05
    is packing. It's not difficult to surmise the sensation of them slapping
    up against my face would be a wonderful, wonderful one indeed.

  15. gym.gravity said:
    Quoted message said:

    heather isn't a [censored]-woman.

    Tim Mullin said:

    Anyone still around here in July can't be too turned off by [censored]. They're
    everywhere!

    Thats what that Yves guy claims anyway (funny he had nothing to say
    about Julich beating LANCE in the sprint the other day).

  16. Tim Mullin said:

    I've seen them all ten thousand times before on ten thousand SUV driving
    soccer moms on their way out of the Starbucks at the strip mall.

    move to the ghetto, dumbass, if you're bored with blonde soccer moms.

    Quoted message said:

    So, you see, it's not about the [censored] at all.

    i never said it was- the point was *i* prefer thin blondes. and it's not
    about who's hotter- it's about a thread called "absolutely perfect". if
    i saw a pic of s.c. under a thread of the same name, i would be
    disappointed then too.
    h

  17. h squared <[email hidden]> wrote in
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    Quoted message said:

    move to the ghetto, dumbass, if you're bored with blonde soccer moms.

    If you'd ever been to my neighborhood, you'd find that very funny.

    Oh, and by the way, folk who aren't white often live in places other than
    the ghetto.

  18. Tim Mullin said:

    Beleive it or not, Miss TdF `05's rack (though spectacular) that does it
    for me. It's the face. There is a lot going on there, starting with those
    deep, dark eyes. It's the sort of face you could look at for a couple of
    years and after all that, find something subtle and wonderfully
    interesting you never noticed before.

    If we're discussing the most beautiful woman in the world, then
    gentlemen (all 2 of you) and the rest of the RBR crwod, I present
    Aishwarya Rai:

    http://www.aishwaryaworld.com/gallery.html

  19. Tim Mullin said:

    Oh, and by the way, folk who aren't white often live in places other than
    the ghetto.

    if you're bored, show me the quote where i was talking about white
    people...and in fact we have mainly white people in my "ghetto", but we
    don't have any "bland blonde soccer moms" here. ie, the point i was
    trying to make is that i don't have a lot of pity for your "issue". it
    must be so hard having to look at attractive rich women drink their
    expensive coffee all the time, but whatever.

    what's up your butt anyway? i never said anything uncomplimentary about
    this chick except that after expecting absolutely perfect, she let me
    down a little. so what? you're mad that i dream big? and the big reason
    i posted in the first place was to compliment her [censored] ("i'll save her
    a job at my latte stand"😉. that's where i went wrong, i see it now. note
    to self: keep all thoughts about [censored] to self in the future.
    h

  20. h squared said:

    if you're bored, show me the quote where i was talking about white
    people...and in fact we have mainly white people in my "ghetto", but we
    don't have any "bland blonde soccer moms" here. ie, the point i was
    trying to make is that i don't have a lot of pity for your "issue". it
    must be so hard having to look at attractive rich women drink their
    expensive coffee all the time, but whatever.

    what's up your butt anyway? i never said anything uncomplimentary about
    this chick except that after expecting absolutely perfect, she let me
    down a little. so what? you're mad that i dream big? and the big reason
    i posted in the first place was to compliment her [censored] ("i'll save her
    a job at my latte stand"😉. that's where i went wrong, i see it now. note
    to self: keep all thoughts about [censored] to self in the future.
    h

    I think Mullin is just a little upset that LANCE has failed in his
    obligations, by having a girlfriend who is not up to Tim's high
    aesthetic expectations. That seems perfectly reasonable. I mean,
    LANCE is a celebrity who is here to entertain us, after all.

    For you: abstaining from talking about [censored] is like taking a
    vow of silence on RBR. 'Cause in one meaning or another, RBR is
    all about [censored].

    Ben
    finds the phrase "sweater meat" an incredible turn-off

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