A secret society?

Edge!? Of course it gives you an edge. It highly improves the level of
cut that your jib posesses and simultaneously raises profficiency in
brutal hand to hand combat. Did you ever wonder how you were going to
single-handedly trap and eat a whole beartiger (-a combination of a bear
and a tiger!-) with only a shoelace? UNICYCLING! Has there ever been a
successful man who hasn't unicycled? Alexander Chubley, Prince
Manserfield III, and even the great Jonny Jonderson, ALL UNICYCLISTS. In
conclusion, unicycle... -or perish.- Because in the real world, you
don't have time to think about a second wheel.

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-Don't ask me why I said it, because I already forgot.-

- Homestar
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I'm gona make a special handshake and teach it to the Toronto
Unicyclists, including Jeff and Ryan then they will pass it one when
they go off to there crazy crazy comoetitions. It'll give all
unicyclists a dsicount at any store that another unicyclists works at.
please make a list of places that a discount is available.

I will give you a discount at The Running Room (specifically whitby, and
pickering in Ontario Canada) stop by, and I'll give you 38% off. Pass it
on.

Logan AUUUUUUUU

PS. it's may 2 4 in 2 days.

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Zoink!!!
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Zach's back!!!

So Zach, lets have a list of when you're movie's coming out, and who'll
be in it and where the filming'll be. That'd rock. I want a copy.

As for the preference of unicyclists, it's all real funny how things
work. The economy is run by competitions. Whenever a new trick is
learned, the economy increases, and the Dow Jones Industrial index soars
whenever someone lands a 3' hop, or some gap. The S&P 500 is run by Kris
Holm himself! It's all run by unicyclists, although there are some
bikers in some of the low-level positions...

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gerblefranklin - Trials Unicyclist

Don't you think it's a cruel irony that acting like a G.I. Joe in the
army can get you a Medal, while playing with one can get you thrown out?
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zach_jucha said:

Has there ever been a
successful man who hasn't unicycled? Alexander Chubley, Prince
Manserfield III, and even the great Jonny Jonderson, ALL UNICYCLISTS.

Counter-proof: Donald Rumsfeld is a unicyclist.

Klaas Bil - Newsgroup Addict
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wentz said:

Is this an isolated case of being in the right place at the right time,
or does unicycling give you an edge in the real world?

I heard this true story from an instructor at my former uni club:

Of all the applicants for a particular job two came out equally on
top. One had included in his c.v. that he had acquired level 1 to 3 of
unicycling. When asked whether this was a joke or really true, he
confirmed and gave this instructor's name as a reference. The HR man
called the unicycling instructor which he happened to know, and was
given a colorful account of the personal characteristics required for
getting this far in unicycling, such as perseverance, willingness to
explore new ground, physical fitness.

Guess what, he got the job.

Klaas Bil - Newsgroup Addict
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zach_jucha said:

*Edge!? Of course it gives you an edge. It highly improves the level
of cut that your jib posesses and simultaneously raises profficiency
in brutal hand to hand combat. Did you ever wonder how you were going
to single-handedly trap and eat a whole beartiger (-a combination of a
bear and a tiger!-) with only a shoelace? UNICYCLING! Has there ever
been a successful man who hasn't unicycled? Alexander Chubley, Prince
Manserfield III, and even the great Jonny Jonderson, ALL UNICYCLISTS.
In conclusion, unicycle... -or perish.- Because in the real world, you
don't have time to think about a second wheel. *

I wish this whole thing could be my sig line 😄

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mango - unity - as 1 stand together

http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/albuv16

"...I speculated that if we all got to know each other, one lawn mower
would be enough for any neighborhood." -Keith Cash
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Hey hey..

Are you serious about the 38% off for your fellow unicyclists? Because I've
been shopping around for a heart rate monitor for awhile, and if you could
hook me up with a discount that would be awesome. If you could email me and
let me know that would be great.. thanks!

Carney

"Logan_A." <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Quoted message said:

I'm gona make a special handshake and teach it to the Toronto
Unicyclists, including Jeff and Ryan then they will pass it one when
they go off to there crazy crazy comoetitions. It'll give all
unicyclists a dsicount at any store that another unicyclists works at.
please make a list of places that a discount is available.

I will give you a discount at The Running Room (specifically whitby, and
pickering in Ontario Canada) stop by, and I'll give you 38% off. Pass it
on.

Logan AUUUUUUUU

PS. it's may 2 4 in 2 days.

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Zoink!!!
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Klaas Bil said:

*Counter-proof: Donald Rumsfeld is a unicyclist. *

And how about Ted Kazinsky, the "Unabomber" (not unibomber). He's in
jail now but was a serial mail bomber in the Western US.

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johnfoss - Walkin' on the edge

John Foss, the Uni-Cyclone
"jfoss" at "unicycling.com"
www.unicycling.com

"We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not
because they are easy, but because they are hard." -- John F. Kennedy,
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