Can future posters please put <SMUG> in the title line so those of us who have a weekness in this direction don't suffer undue distress. I think im going to go and have a cold shower.
I dont so much have a weekness like this, more of a monthness 🙂
I went to the Brommie shop to find out when the bike will be in. Sapristi! There it was, SON and everything, they were about to call!
Fold - unfold - fold - unfold. Does the novelty ever wear off? I do hope not!
This posting just oozes smugness.
My resolve is already pretty low due to sitting next to a smug [censored] at work who brings one into the office. He always makes a point of slowly sliding it under his desk while looking at me, smirking and raising his eyebrows slightly. Quite often it won't sit quite right so he'll repeat the process. I hate him.
Can future posters please put <SMUG> in the title line so those of us who have a weekness in this direction don't suffer undue distress. I think im going to go and have a cold shower.
My resolve is already pretty low due to sitting next to a smug [censored] at work who brings one into the office. He always makes a point of slowly sliding it under his desk while looking at me, smirking and raising his eyebrows slightly. Quite often it won't sit quite right so he'll repeat the process. I hate him.
There's one simple way to deal with his smugness. Get a B and get one of the new ones, the more titanium bits the better. Now see who's smug and who hates whom. You know it makes sense ;-)
Did I mention I have a B?
-- Tony
"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought" Lord Peter Wimsey (Dorothy L. Sayers)
I went to the Brommie shop to find out when the bike will be in. Sapristi! There it was, SON and everything, they were about to call!
Fold - unfold - fold - unfold. Does the novelty ever wear off? I do hope not!
This posting just oozes smugness.
My resolve is already pretty low due to sitting next to a smug [censored] at work who brings one into the office. He always makes a point of slowly sliding it under his desk while looking at me, smirking and raising his eyebrows slightly. Quite often it won't sit quite right so he'll repeat the process. I hate him.
Can future posters please put <SMUG> in the title line so those of us who have a weekness in this direction don't suffer undue distress. I think im going to go and have a cold shower.
Take a proper bike to work and burn him off on the way home >:-)
On Mon, 23 May 2005 17:34:40 +0000, Vincent Wilcox <[email hidden]> wrote in message <[email hidden]>:
Quoted message said:
This posting just oozes smugness.
Oh yes. Did I mention I went to collect the car from the garage on it? A very nice young lady in a sporty little white number (and the car, too) was most taken with it. And opined that, judging by my legs, it must keep me fit...
On Mon, 23 May 2005 17:34:40 +0000, Vincent Wilcox <[email hidden]> wrote in message <[email hidden]>:
Quoted message said:
This posting just oozes smugness.
Oh yes. Did I mention I went to collect the car from the garage on it? A very nice young lady in a sporty little white number (and the car, too) was most taken with it. And opined that, judging by my legs, it must keep me fit...
I get the impression that the only reason you "need" a car is to justify buying a Brommie for when you drop off and collect the car.
There's one simple way to deal with his smugness. Get a B and get one of the new ones, the more titanium bits the better. Now see who's smug and who hates whom. You know it makes sense ;-)
Yes they are very nice indeed! I think this bloke must own one!
Oh yes. Did I mention I went to collect the car from the garage on it? A very nice young lady in a sporty little white number (and the car, too) was most taken with it. And opined that, judging by my legs, it must keep me fit...
Smug enough yet? ;-)
I expect you asked her to smoke you a kipper? You smug, self-satisfied git! 😉
On Mon, 23 May 2005 19:11:24 +0100, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>
wrote in message : said:
Did I mention I have a B?
You mentioned it once, but I think you got away with it...
Guy
That's good. I thought I might not have mentioned I have a B but now you've confirmed that I mentioned I have a B I don't need to mention that I have a B ;-)
-- Tony
"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought" Lord Peter Wimsey (Dorothy L. Sayers)