I have finally succumbed to the the desire to make millions off a MLM scheme. However, instead of
being but a zit near the bottom of the line, I have opened my own company to cash in on a new
scientific discovery.
Following my wildly successful venture as outlined here:
I hereby announce a totally new supplement designed to let you be around forever.
CedarOoze is developed from the Mediterranean Cedar Tree. Used for thousand of years, and written
about by Pliny, it allows the mummies to be with us today.
Undeciphered text, found at the Great Pyramid of Gaza, tells us that thos ewho rubbed it on their
skins, and then licked their fingers clean, lived to ripe old ages.
Testimonials:
Methusalah: I just loved the barky taste. I would lick each finger clean after doing the Cedar rub
on Mrs. Methuslah and myself.
Moses: I would have lived to see the Promised Land if I did not run out of CedarOoze.
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