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  1. Original post
    Markasurusi Probertasaurusi
    Archived post
    #1

    I have finally succumbed to the the desire to make millions off a MLM
    scheme. However, instead of being but a zit near the bottom of the line, I
    have opened my own company to cash in on a new scientific discovery.

    Following my wildly successful venture as outlined here:

    http://tinyurl.com/s75u

    I hereby announce a totally new supplement designed to let you be around
    forever.

    See: http://tinyurl.com/s76q

    CedarOoze is developed from the Mediterranean Cedar Tree. Used for thousand
    of years, and written about by Pliny, it allows the mummies to be with us
    today.

    Undeciphered text, found at the Great Pyramid of Gaza, tells us that thos
    ewho rubbed it on their skins, and then licked their fingers clean, lived to
    ripe old ages.

    Testimonials:

    Methusalah: I just loved the barky taste. I would lick each finger clean
    after doing the Cedar rub on Mrs. Methuslah and myself.

    Moses: I would have lived to see the Promised Land if I did not run out of
    CedarOoze.

    Now, call 999-FISH-EYE-FISH-DOG-CAT-CAT-TREE-ROCK-MAN-DUCK and order your
    supply today!

    Downline distributers wanted.

    Report
  2. MomsWinInc
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    #2

    I laughed so hard I cried! You totally grabbed my attention.
    But, I do have a question...........ever heard of Cedarcide? Do you happen to
    know if it is safe for puppies and babies?
    Since you sem to be in the know on CEDAR... I figured you might know.
    Thanks
    Peggy

    Helping MomsWIN by working from Home!
    Feel free to ask me how!

    momswin.com/withgrace

    Report
  3. Markasurusi Probertasaurusi
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    #3

    We have three cedar chests, so i guess I am an authority.

    I have no idea what cedarcide is.

    "MomsWinInc" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I laughed so hard I cried! You totally grabbed my attention.
    But, I do have a question...........ever heard of Cedarcide? Do you happen


    to

    Quoted message said:

    know if it is safe for puppies and babies?
    Since you sem to be in the know on CEDAR... I figured you might know.
    Thanks
    Peggy

    Helping MomsWIN by working from Home!
    Feel free to ask me how!

    momswin.com/withgrace

    Report
  4. JG
    Archived post
    #4

    "Markasurusi Probertasaurusi" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I have finally succumbed to the the desire to make millions off a MLM
    scheme. However, instead of being but a zit near the bottom of the


    line, I

    Quoted message said:

    have opened my own company to cash in on a new scientific discovery.

    [...]

    Quoted message said:

    I hereby announce a totally new supplement designed to let you be


    around

    Quoted message said:

    forever.

    Quoted message said:

    See: http://tinyurl.com/s76q

    Drat! I was counting on juniper being the answer to preservation (i.e.,
    eternal youth), and now it looks like all the gin I've imbibed over the
    years was for nought. Science guessperts fail (yet) again...

    Good luck with your new venture. <g>

    Report
  5. Markasurusi Probertasaurusi
    Archived post
    #5

    "JG" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "Markasurusi Probertasaurusi" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I have finally succumbed to the the desire to make millions off a MLM
    scheme. However, instead of being but a zit near the bottom of the


    line, I

    Quoted message said:

    have opened my own company to cash in on a new scientific discovery.

    [...]

    Quoted message said:

    I hereby announce a totally new supplement designed to let you be


    around

    Quoted message said:

    forever.

    Quoted message said:

    See: http://tinyurl.com/s76q

    Drat! I was counting on juniper being the answer to preservation (i.e.,
    eternal youth), and now it looks like all the gin I've imbibed over the
    years was for nought. Science guessperts fail (yet) again...

    Good luck with your new venture. <g>

    Pliny wrote about it for thousands of years. It was suppressed by the
    know-it-alls. Now, he is proven correct.

    BTW, I still have a few dusty copies of Hukt on Heiroglyphics available...

    🙂

    Report
  6. dickinson
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    #6
    Markasurusi Probertasaurusi said:

    We have three cedar chests, so i guess I am an authority.

    I have no idea what cedarcide is.

    The illegal chopping of a tree?

    Quoted message said:

    "MomsWinInc" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I laughed so hard I cried! You totally grabbed my attention.
    But, I do have a question...........ever heard of Cedarcide? Do you
    happen to know if it is safe for puppies and babies?
    Since you sem to be in the know on CEDAR... I figured you might know.
    Thanks
    Peggy

    Helping MomsWIN by working from Home!
    Feel free to ask me how!

    momswin.com/withgrace

    Report
  7. Markasurusi Probertasaurusi
    Archived post
    #7

    "dickinson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Markasurusi Probertasaurusi said:

    We have three cedar chests, so i guess I am an authority.

    I have no idea what cedarcide is.

    The illegal chopping of a tree?

    Aha! Thanks for clearing that up.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    "MomsWinInc" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I laughed so hard I cried! You totally grabbed my attention.
    But, I do have a question...........ever heard of Cedarcide? Do you
    happen to know if it is safe for puppies and babies?
    Since you sem to be in the know on CEDAR... I figured you might know.
    Thanks
    Peggy

    Helping MomsWIN by working from Home!
    Feel free to ask me how!

    momswin.com/withgrace

    Report
  8. WB
    Archived post
    #8

    Sign me up dude !

    Thanks for the hearty chuckle.

    WB

    On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 14:20:16 GMT, "Markasurusi Probertasaurusi" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    I have finally succumbed to the the desire to make millions off a MLM
    scheme. However, instead of being but a zit near the bottom of the line, I
    have opened my own company to cash in on a new scientific discovery.

    Following my wildly successful venture as outlined here:

    http://tinyurl.com/s75u

    I hereby announce a totally new supplement designed to let you be around
    forever.

    See: http://tinyurl.com/s76q

    CedarOoze is developed from the Mediterranean Cedar Tree. Used for thousand
    of years, and written about by Pliny, it allows the mummies to be with us
    today.

    Undeciphered text, found at the Great Pyramid of Gaza, tells us that thos
    ewho rubbed it on their skins, and then licked their fingers clean, lived to
    ripe old ages.

    Testimonials:

    Methusalah: I just loved the barky taste. I would lick each finger clean
    after doing the Cedar rub on Mrs. Methuslah and myself.

    Moses: I would have lived to see the Promised Land if I did not run out of
    CedarOoze.

    Now, call 999-FISH-EYE-FISH-DOG-CAT-CAT-TREE-ROCK-MAN-DUCK and order your
    supply today!

    Downline distributers wanted.

    --
    Take out the G'RBAGE to reply
    [email hidden]

    Report

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