On Mon, 22 May 2006 22:32:32 -0700, ekurth wrote:
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Quoted message said:Do people climb Everest still just using wool garments or do they use
the latest technology? Does it lessen their accomplishment? Should all
technology in cycling, which has revolutionized the sport be banned?
Since oil is so expensive, why don't we not heat the pools if it's all
about who can be the most macho?
What am I missing?
Eric
"Over the border lies Mt Kilimanjaro, the tallest mountain in the world.
It is to the peak of Kilimanjaro that the expedition is intending to
climb. A small bunch of Englishmen out walking miles a day in the midday
sun and taking turns at wearing a large rhino costume. Mad dogs have
thrown in the towel long ago.
What's all this, I expect you're thinking, about the tallest mountain in
the world? Everest surely deserves at least an honourable mention in this
category. Well it all depends upon your point of view. Certainly Everest
stands a sturdy 29,028' above sea level which, in it's way, is impressive
but if you were going to climb Everest you would probably start, if you
were using a reliable guide, somewhere in the Himalayas. Anywhere in the
Himalayas is pretty damned high to start with and so, to hear some people
tell it, it's just a smartish jog to to do the last little bit to the top
of Everest. The way to keep it interesting these days is to do it without
oxygen or in your underpants or something.
But Kilimanjaro is not part of a widespread upheaval like Everest. It was
a long time before people where able to workout which bit of the Himalayas
was actually the highest and the discovery was finally made, as I recall,
on a desk in London. No such problem with Kilimanjaro. It's volcanic and
stands on it's own surrounded by a few footling little hills. When
you finally get to see Kili, searching among the befuddling clouds on the
horizon, your blood suddenly runs cold. Oh, you say at last, you mean
above the clouds. Your whole head tilts upwards. "Oh my god". From base to
apex it is the tallest mountain in the world.
It's certainly a hell of a thing to climb in a rhino costume."
-- Douglas Adams, as I've badly transcribed from the audiobook edition of
"Salmon of Doubt"
--Mike