2lb Diet

Steve said:

I leave it to the reader to judge who is the "disruptor" here.

It is quite clear. This incessant 2lb diet OFF-TOPIC nonsense has
disrupted the group much more than anything else. Next most disruptive
are the religious 'science' discussions. Both are from the same
person.

The alter ego pair MUST have the last word. They will inject into
every place they can. This will go on forever because they CANNOT shut
up about it. It is not in their nature. Wait and see. I speak the
truth.

Besides, they are just jealous of the two Mu_n diet, which is MUCH
easier to do. <g>

Mu_nUpMyArse

Oops. I forgot who I was and responded reasonably. It's hard to keep
track of these multiple personalities. Let me try again.

Steve said:

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 11:23:07 -0500, Mars at the Mu_n's Edge wrote
(in message <[email hidden]>😉:

Quoted message said:

I think Chung has a different take on this issue of common sense and
that is why the 2PDiet is, contractually, The SIMPLE Two Pound diet.

Ah, but it's not SIMPLE... you have to carry a scale around. So I
improved it with the MUSC SIMPLER Two Foot Diet... but do I get any
thanks from you or Chung? Noooooooo! All I get is abuse. I'm shocked
I tell you... shocked.

Well, I'm really Pi**ed! Dr. Moonie has gone to all the work to
develop the two Mu_n diet, which is the EASIEST diet around, and does
HE get any thanks? Nooooooo - none at all. See his thread in this
group if you want a really simple diet to follow.

It has come to me in a vision that I must tell the world about the two
Mu_n diet. It is my destiny. To that end, I will mention it every
time the 2lb diet is mentioned, just to remind people how much better
it is. So there!

Quoted message said:

I have developed the Two Foot Diet approach (2FD) as a replacement for
Dr. Chung's Amazing Logic Defying Two Pound Diet to avoid having to
carry a scale around.

I agree yours is better, but the two Mu_n diet doesn't need a ruler or
a scale. Much easier.

Quoted message said:

In 2003, my wife and I watched an IMAX film about climbing the Bavarian
Alps and learned that despite their exhausting regimen, the climbers
consumed only 10 packages of wieners per week. That's less than 2 feet
of wieners per day! Since none of the climbers died from starvation, I
think it is safe to assume that 2 feet of food per day should be more
than adequate for us non-climbing folks.

Ya - a sound scientific basis - just as good as the basis for the 2lb
diet.

Quoted message said:

So I started a little experiment with the agreeable obese friends in my
neighborhood. I gave them ordinary 6 inch rulers with instructions to
measure the length of everything substantial that passed into their
mouths.

In the two Mu_n diet I have 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule.
It doesn't go into MY mouth either.

Quoted message said:

Heck, if you loose your ruler, you can even use the first joint of your
thumb to measure.

Hey, you could use.... ummmm... never mind.

Quoted message said:

If you have any questions, just see Dr. Chung's helpful FAQ and
substitute "Two Feet" for "Two Pounds" everywhere... what could be
simpler?

How many times do I have to tell you the two Mu_n diet is even easier.
This is going to be a long, uphill battle, I'm afraid.

Mu_nUpMyArse

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 13:50:36 -0500, [email hidden] wrote
(in message <[email hidden]>😉:

Quoted message said:

Oops. I forgot who I was and responded reasonably. It's hard to keep
track of these multiple personalities. Let me try again.

Steve said:

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 11:23:07 -0500, Mars at the Mu_n's Edge wrote
(in message <[email hidden]>😉:

Quoted message said:

I think Chung has a different take on this issue of common sense and
that is why the 2PDiet is, contractually, The SIMPLE Two Pound diet.

Ah, but it's not SIMPLE... you have to carry a scale around. So I
improved it with the MUSC SIMPLER Two Foot Diet... but do I get any
thanks from you or Chung? Noooooooo! All I get is abuse. I'm shocked
I tell you... shocked.

Well, I'm really Pi**ed! Dr. Moonie has gone to all the work to
develop the two Mu_n diet, which is the EASIEST diet around, and does
HE get any thanks? Nooooooo - none at all. See his thread in this
group if you want a really simple diet to follow.

Sorry, not simple. Need a variety of bowls and facing mirrors.

Quoted message said:

It has come to me in a vision that I must tell the world about the two
Mu_n diet. It is my destiny. To that end, I will mention it every
time the 2lb diet is mentioned, just to remind people how much better
it is. So there!

Can't we just get along?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I have developed the Two Foot Diet approach (2FD) as a replacement for
Dr. Chung's Amazing Logic Defying Two Pound Diet to avoid having to
carry a scale around.

I agree yours is better, but the two Mu_n diet doesn't need a ruler or
a scale. Much easier.

Why do you hate the Two Foot Diet?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

In 2003, my wife and I watched an IMAX film about climbing the Bavarian
Alps and learned that despite their exhausting regimen, the climbers
consumed only 10 packages of wieners per week. That's less than 2 feet
of wieners per day! Since none of the climbers died from starvation, I
think it is safe to assume that 2 feet of food per day should be more
than adequate for us non-climbing folks.

Ya - a sound scientific basis - just as good as the basis for the 2lb
diet.

And what is the scientific basis for the Two Mu_n diet? None. Nada.
Zip. No mountain climbers there! You have my pity.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

So I started a little experiment with the agreeable obese friends in my
neighborhood. I gave them ordinary 6 inch rulers with instructions to
measure the length of everything substantial that passed into their
mouths.

In the two Mu_n diet I have 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule.
It doesn't go into MY mouth either.

You wish! Truth is unwieldy for the untruthful.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Heck, if you loose your ruler, you can even use the first joint of your
thumb to measure.

Hey, you could use.... ummmm... never mind.

Quoted message said:

If you have any questions, just see Dr. Chung's helpful FAQ and
substitute "Two Feet" for "Two Pounds" everywhere... what could be
simpler?

How many times do I have to tell you the two Mu_n diet is even easier.
This is going to be a long, uphill battle, I'm afraid.

Why are you afraid of hills?

I will say a special prayer for you tonight.

--
God's Other Humble Servant

Steve

Steve said:

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 13:50:36 -0500, [email hidden] wrote
(in message <[email hidden]>😉:

Quoted message said:

Well, I'm really Pi**ed! Dr. Moonie has gone to all the work to
develop the two Mu_n diet, which is the EASIEST diet around, and does
HE get any thanks? Nooooooo - none at all. See his thread in this
group if you want a really simple diet to follow.

Sorry, not simple. Need a variety of bowls and facing mirrors.

That's true. Maybe it's as hard as your diet.

{Trumpet fanfare}

I just made a concession to well stated logic. You won't hear THAT
from the 'other' source, will you?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

It has come to me in a vision that I must tell the world about the two
Mu_n diet. It is my destiny. To that end, I will mention it every
time the 2lb diet is mentioned, just to remind people how much better
it is. So there!

Can't we just get along?

Of course we can. There's plenty of room for a wide variety of diets.

{Another Trumpet fanfare}

You won't hear THAT from the 'other' source, will you?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I have developed the Two Foot Diet approach (2FD) as a replacement for
Dr. Chung's Amazing Logic Defying Two Pound Diet to avoid having to
carry a scale around.

I agree yours is better, but the two Mu_n diet doesn't need a ruler or
a scale. Much easier.

Why do you hate the Two Foot Diet?

Hmmm... That line has a familiar ring to it.

You will hear THAT from the 'other' source, won't you?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

In 2003, my wife and I watched an IMAX film about climbing the Bavarian
Alps and learned that despite their exhausting regimen, the climbers
consumed only 10 packages of wieners per week. That's less than 2 feet
of wieners per day! Since none of the climbers died from starvation, I
think it is safe to assume that 2 feet of food per day should be more
than adequate for us non-climbing folks.

Ya - a sound scientific basis - just as good as the basis for the 2lb
diet.

And what is the scientific basis for the Two Mu_n diet? None. Nada.
Zip. No mountain climbers there! You have my pity.

The Two Mu_n climbers were in Nepal. Right at the end of the trek
there was an icy patch on a gentle slope, and the climbers thought
they would have some fun. They put their food bowls over their Mu_ns
and slid down the slope. They were just the right size for a perfect
fit. I found out that these bowls held one meal and they were just the
right size for the meal too. The idea for the Mu_n diet came like an
avalanche and was revealed to me as absolute truth.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

So I started a little experiment with the agreeable obese friends in my
neighborhood. I gave them ordinary 6 inch rulers with instructions to
measure the length of everything substantial that passed into their
mouths.

In the two Mu_n diet I have 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule.
It doesn't go into MY mouth either.

You wish! Truth is unwieldy for the untruthful.

But what if it is true? <hee hee hee>

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

How many times do I have to tell you the two Mu_n diet is even easier.
This is going to be a long, uphill battle, I'm afraid.

Why are you afraid of hills?

Those two hills look just like... well... Mu_ns. And do you realize
where the trail GOES through the Mu_ns? Eeeewwww... talk about a brown
trail.... you'd be afraid too.

Quoted message said:

I will say a special prayer for you tonight.

Thank you, humble servant. When my next vision comes, I will do the
same for you.

Mu_nUpMyArse