1 Testicle unfair advantage?

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Lance should be barred from competition because his balls don't thwap around and get snagged in
the wrong position. I figure the extra ball fatigue he doesn't have to cope with is worth a good 1
minute per stage in the TdF. BAN that s.o.b.

That gives you a two-minute advantage 🙂

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Lance should be barred from competition because his balls don't thwap around and get snagged in
the wrong position. I figure the extra ball fatigue he doesn't have to cope with is worth a good 1
minute per stage in the TdF. BAN that s.o.b.

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Lance should be barred from competition because his balls don't thwap around and get snagged in
the wrong position. I figure the extra ball fatigue he doesn't have to cope with is worth a good 1
minute per stage in the TdF. BAN that s.o.b.

Heres an idea: Cut off both of your balls.

It will kill two birds with one stone:

1) It will allow you to win your next race by a couple of minutes.
2) It will improve the gene pool... by removing you from it.

You're welcome,

- Boyd S.

Does Lance take testosterone injections since he is short one testicle? I'm not trying to be a jerk
or say he's on drugs or anything like that- just curious if people in his situation produce enough
on their own and if not, how the hell do they test him for it?

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Lance should be barred from competition because his balls don't thwap around and get snagged in
the wrong position. I figure the extra ball fatigue he doesn't have to cope with is worth a good 1
minute per stage in the TdF. BAN that s.o.b.

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Lance should be barred from competition because his balls don't thwap around and get snagged in
the wrong position. I figure the extra ball

Actually, his advantage in the mountains is that during his cancer therapy, he lost 20% of his bone
mass, thereby giving him an unfair advantage weight-wise.

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Lance should be barred from competition because his balls don't thwap around and get snagged in the
wrong position. I figure the extra ball fatigue he doesn't have to cope with is worth a good 1
minute per stage in the TdF. BAN that s.o.b.

I'm pretty sure Lance has a prosthetic testicle; it's kind of a standard thing to get when you have one amputated. Maybe his is a little more high-tech than an HMO would pay for though; probably a 6/4 Ti CNC unit with testosterone injectors.

That is the best "one liner" that I have read in a long time.

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Lance should be barred from competition because his balls don't thwap around and get snagged in
the wrong position. I figure the extra ball fatigue he doesn't have to cope with is worth a good
1 minute per stage in the TdF. BAN that s.o.b.

Web TV.

Hehehehehe....

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Seles-Ban@Webtv said:

Lance should be barred from competition because his balls don't thwap around and get snagged
in the wrong position. I figure the extra ball fatigue he doesn't have to cope with is worth a
good 1 minute per

stage

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in the TdF. BAN that s.o.b.

I'm pretty sure Lance has a prosthetic testicle; it's kind of a standard thing to get when you
have one amputated. Maybe his is a little more high-tech than an HMO would pay for though;
probably a 6/4 Ti CNC unit with testosterone injectors.

It is closer to a breast implant but a bit more firm.

Ti balls. Ouch.

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Heres an idea: Cut off both of your balls.

It will kill two birds with one stone:

2) It will improve the gene pool... by removing you from it.

Then where did LANCE's kids come from?

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Does Lance take testosterone injections since he is short one testicle?

I'm

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not trying to be a jerk or say he's on drugs or anything like that- just curious if people in his
situation produce enough on their own and if not, how the hell do they test him for it?

Nope. The good Lord designed us with a spare (I guess He hoped we'd be smart enough to learn from
one mistake).

As to it being an advantage, if it is an advantage, it's an advantage that every rider could achieve
with a simple pair of pliers (sorry, dang that made me cringe).

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Lance should be barred from competition because his balls don't thwap around and get snagged in
the wrong position. I figure the extra ball

Actually, his advantage in the mountains is that during his cancer therapy, he lost 20% of his
bone mass, thereby giving him an unfair advantage weight-wise.

Didier

This is what I wanted to hear, undeniable proof that Lance cheats. I'm just waiting for one of the
riders to say "get some balls" to Lance.

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Heres an idea: Cut off both of your balls.

It will kill two birds with one stone:

2) It will improve the gene pool... by removing you from it.

Then where did LANCE's kids come from?

Read his book if you're asking seriously. (It's a good read, written by a great writer, and should
be in your library.)

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I'm pretty sure Lance has a prosthetic testicle; it's kind of a standard thing to get when you
have one amputated. Maybe his is a little more high-tech than an HMO would pay for though;
probably a 6/4 Ti CNC unit with testosterone injectors.

Unlike Europe, implants are not common in the US. Too many potential legal problems like you have
with breast implants. Urologists will apparently do it for you if you ask, but generally it's only
for special cases (i.e. double Orchiectomies - for flatbaggers ).

As a uni-baller myself - self-diagnosed after noticing a symtom that LA mentioned in his book.

I can tell you that I definatley preferred riding with two.

Now I ride lopsided.

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Heres an idea: Cut off both of your balls.

It will kill two birds with one stone:

2) It will improve the gene pool... by removing you from it.

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Then where did LANCE's kids come from?

Read his book if you're asking seriously. (It's a good read, written by a great writer, and should
be in your library.)

The point is that given a reasonable bit of preparation, cutting off your balls will not necessarily
improve the gene pool. Cutting off your balls and an appropriately placed power failure would.

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Lance should be barred from competition because his balls don't thwap around and get snagged in the
wrong position. I figure the extra ball fatigue he doesn't have to cope with is worth a good 1
minute per stage in the TdF. BAN that s.o.b.

Whatever. Question, does Lance need testosterone replacement therapy?

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Lance should be barred from competition because his balls don't thwap around and get snagged in
the wrong position. I figure the extra ball fatigue he doesn't have to cope with is worth a good
1 minute per stage in the TdF. BAN that s.o.b.

Whatever. Question, does Lance need testosterone replacement therapy?

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That question was asked many times during his first few victories. The answer then was "no". It is
possible that he may experience a decline at his age or any time really. Even males with no
testicular problems can start to experience a drop in production in their thirties. I don't know if
the rules allow for HRT in cases where the natural levels have dropped. That is a good question, but
only because it is interesting. If he is getting HRT within the rules, I can't understand why anyone
would have a problem with that.

Didier A. Depireux said:

Actually, his advantage in the mountains is that during his cancer therapy, he lost 20% of his bone
mass, thereby giving him an unfair advantage weight-wise.

The other riders are free to undergo chemotherapy. I hear the French, out of desperation, are going
to try that next. The data collected from their endeavors will be used in the advancing field of
chemotherapy for companion animals.

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Actually, his advantage in the mountains is that during his cancer therapy, he lost 20% of his
bone mass, thereby giving him an unfair advantage weight-wise.

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The other riders are free to undergo chemotherapy. I hear the French, out of desperation, are
going to try that next. The data collected

Seriously, though, if you loose bone mass from chemo, do you recover it over the years or is it a
permanent loss?

Didier

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