1/2 Marathon Advice

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Sorry, if you want beaten to a
pulp you'll have to look elsewhere (Wobbot, could you offer some guidance to
young Hardware?).

Sure Rog, you go clean your underwear out (use SOAP this time!).
Dear H,
You low-life piece of [censored]. Don't make me kick your balls so hard they pop out
of your mouth. I DO fight dirty. You beastly vile, pile of vermin intestines.
Your friend,
TheBillWobbot.

How was that Rog? That should divert attention away from you long enough for
you to pack your bags and get out of town. Now RUN MOUSEY, RUN!

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"I'll kick your legs from
under you and run over your prostrate, flapping, whale-like body on my way
to a comfortable six-minute pace for the remaining 21k".

Translation: He'll run away, REALLY fast.

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How was that Rog? That should divert attention away from you long enough

for

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you to pack your bags and get out of town. Now RUN MOUSEY, RUN!

Eeek! Thank you! Eeek!

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Eeek! Thank you! Eeek!

Don't say I never did anything for you either.

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Wow, somebody took their rude pills today.

For me, they constitute an essential food group :-)

Where do your "a**hole pills come in?