This Subject line is Not really the best way to get the attention of anyone
anywhere but here. Since there is no 24 hour Bent emergency Hotline (yet),
this will have to do.
Situation is this...I have been having strong urges these last few weeks to
buy a MTB, one that has shocks fore and aft.
While such a purchase may not seem like a big deal to anyone else, in my
case I have been bent for 26 years and for many of those years I would have
opted for falling on a pointed stick before I'd return to riding a DF again.
What has lead me to this point of despair are the driving conditions on my
daily grind. The streets have gone without resurfacing for 6 years, potholes
now house young familes, road cuts have shredded 2 of my Avocet Cross tires
in the last few months. Best of all while riding one of my USS tadpoles, the
entire steering system failed...tie rod broke and the handlebars actually
broke apart (metal fatique). I have had axles breaking when the wheels got
caught in streetcar rails. I had a car driver throw HER car in
reverse...almost bought the farm there, luckily I had the thought to hurl a
12V Lead Acid battery through her rear window (to get her attention).
I now have 4 dead bents (3 trikes), all need major welding and even once
that is done...it is back to the awful roads.
Then I see this Dual Suspension MTB for less than the cost of my 2 front 406
wheels and the mind starts a thinking maybe going to a DF ain't such a bad
thing afterall.
I should be waving to Ed Dolan by now on my trek to the Pacific and not
still stuck in Toronto living on donuts & getting an erection for a MTB.
(the trek was delayed because the framebuilder could not get the tandem done
before October and no bloody way am I driving in the snow through Wyoming).
I mean I don't have to turn in my Bent Rider Decoder ring just because I go
slightly insane and buy a MTB... okay in my case MORE insane.
I suspect lots of you bent persons have a DF stashed away for secret rides
when no one is watching.
I will have to change my route to avoid passing my local bent dealer and I
guess wear a disguise so the local bent folk do not recognize me on my rides
of shame.
It might also be a sign of my getting old and feeble minded....Nah
I have ALSO been lusting after a GIANT "Stiletto", tis a 2005 Chopper bike
that with the BB raised only a 3 inches can be a Recumbent. This bike is
soooo cool looking, but probably rides like a Pig.
I did ask a friend with a CAT "Sport" and he suggested I stay bent. He says
I owe it to all the people who went bent after seeing me ride one. Something
about how people see me and realize if that fat old [censored] can ride without
falling off...anyone can do it.
My luck I'll get a MTB and fall off and be run over by a guy driving a
BikeE.
So my question is....do I get the MTB and ride the daily grind knowing I
won't wipe out on the awful roads OR do I get the trikes repaired and abuse
them for another winter?
I do NOT assume everyone here will say stay bent, because I'm sure many of
you have roads to ride on that are just as screwed up as mine are.
All I need is a few people to sway me...hey I'm easily swayed if the reply
makes sense.
Don't want this turning into a 4 day thread, a few replies will do and YES
Edward I will heed your advice which tends to make sense about cycling.
OT: the constant bashing of Edward Dolan does get to me a bit, but Edward is
just as needed on ARBR as anyone else...more so in someways. I could be full
of [censored] on this, but Edward acts as a cohesive thread in a Forum that can so
easily become as exciting as watching Golf on TV. I remember back 3 years
when for a time ARBR was nothing but questions and answers about crank
lengths and airfeee tires and Boeshield...ARBR got so bloody technical it
was as if you'd stepped into the Call Center for a company that made an
electrical product that was malfunctioning.
Martin K. did not create ARBR to be a 100% technical forum, it was to share
"experiences" while riding, to talk about the twit with SUV looking at a
Playboy doing 50 mph on the wrong side of the street....AND to share
technical information about which cranks are best.
All Edward is doing is keeping ARBR closer to what ARBR was supposed be all
about. Granted he does get under the skin of some people and he does appear
to enjoy himself here way more than anyone should...but he has been around
the block for years longer than lots of us, so cut the old geezer some slack
sometimes. This NOT to say anyone should get all mushy and say sweet things
to him....he'll think you are French and take you apart. The man loves a
good fight and if my grammar was as good as his I'd love to wipe the floor
with him and he'd love it.
ARBR needs a balance and Edward Dolan and a few others (even Fast Freddie
when he gets going) act as that balance.
So pleeeeez don't ever stop asking questions about ways to make your bent
run smoother or posting For Sale notices, we need to keep ARBR vital for the
continued growth of our bent community. We also NEED to strike a balance,
talk about your daily grind on your bent, talk about Cletus Lee and his
Osprey encounters, the deer you almost wiped out on riding the trails, the
rolling Hills that went on and on through Amish country, the fresh fruit
stand by the road where you bought an apple.
Make ARBR interesting and keep it a board you want to return to. Some folks
here have made life long friendships, visit one another, setup group rides.
Stories people share on ARBR can take you places in your imagination that
one day you will take your bent to.
Eeeek 1:20 am, she who must be obeyed will wake and see me on the PC and I
will be slaughtered...Nite
Joshua
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