after landing in liverpool airport the other day, I was riding my uni around the airport looking for somewhere that sells food(it was late and everywhere was shut). When a scouse airport worker spots me and comes out with the old chestnut...."someone's nicked yer other wheel mate." To whicj my reply was...."It was there when I got on the plane, I guess that's Liverpool for you." He was asking for it if you ask me.
I brought my muni inside the garage where I work (alright, it's a Wal-Mart garage, but it's still a garage!) to talk to a co-worker, and a customer said "You don't make enough money working for WalMart, you can't afford the whole bike!" to which I quickly replied "I know, it sucks, I've got the other half on lay-away." 😄
-- evil-nick - Living in Balance
Never kick a unicyclist in the groin... it will only make them grow stronger...
In response to "where's your other wheel" variants, I have lately been using, "I left it at home with the punchline to your 'joke' ." I have thought about it and am beginning to consider it to be too negative. I think I will revert to, "it takes twice the man to ride half the bike," which has a much more positive spin.
-- harper - Fountainhead
-Greg Harper
B L U E S H I F T
"You go through life and you choose." - Greg Harper
*In response to "where's your other wheel" variants, I have lately been using, "I left it at home with the punchline to your 'joke' ." I have thought about it and am beginning to consider it to be too negative. I think I will revert to, "it takes twice the man to ride half the bike," which has a much more positive spin. *
My other wheel? Here it is, on this .......SHIRT.....:eek: (where you then reveal 'that' pic)
My reply lately has been, "Nah, I took the training wheel off a long time ago." or a deeply scarcastic, "Golly! When did that happen? I could have sworn it was there a minute ago..."
