The original posting of "Matt Damon as Lance" has bothered me for some time and I couldn't think of why. Then it occurred to me. You [censored] don't think that anything is REAL unless they make a movie about it!
The only way you can think that Lance is the real thing is if someone makes a movie about him. You must really live insignificant lives knowing that no one will ever make a movie about you (except maybe henry after he becomes a serial killer).
No wonder you all think that the Iraq war is some kind of joke, there hasn't been any Oliver Stone movies about it.
Bob Schwartz is a struggling street puppeteer. In order to make some money, Bob takes a job as a filing clerk. One day he accidentally discovers a door... a portal into the brain of Tom Kunich (played by Alfred E. Newman). For 15 minutes, he experiences the ultimate head trip - HE is being Tom Kunich! Then he's dumped into an open sewage treatment facility in West Orange, New Jersey! With his beautiful office mate Maxine (Pedalchick) and his pet-obsessed wife (heather halvorson), they hatch a plan to let others into Tom's brain for just $200 a trip.
Nah, too many homos on the group for that sort of thing......
Col. Fitts,
Except for Richard Longwood who likes his saddle post well-greased and without a saddle, who of us are homos and how do you know? Besides, I thought it was well established that there are no homos in cycling..?
"Ewoud Dronkert" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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Tom Kunich said:
Nah, too many homos on the group for that sort of thing......
Col. Fitts,
Except for Richard Longwood who likes his saddle post well-greased and without a saddle, who of us are homos and how do you know? Besides, I thought it was well established that there are no homos in cycling..?
I liked how graciously Thorpe handled the rumours:
