Hateful Tree

On 2004-08-03, Ride-A-Lot penned:

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I took one of my computer vendors out on the same trail I did the
other day (Son of Middle Creek). He met a tree who didn't like him.
This is what said tree did to his hip:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise1.jpg

and to his shoulder:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise2.jpg

I guess I won't be getting a good discount anymore.

http://www.primalwear.com/2004site/OTBSC.html

--
monique

"Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
-- Mark Twain

On 2004-08-03, Ride-A-Lot penned:

Quoted message said:

I took one of my computer vendors out on the same trail I did the
other day (Son of Middle Creek). He met a tree who didn't like him.
This is what said tree did to his hip:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise1.jpg

and to his shoulder:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise2.jpg

I guess I won't be getting a good discount anymore.

http://www.primalwear.com/2004site/OTBSC.html

--
monique

"Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
-- Mark Twain

Ride-A-Lot sez:

Quoted message said:

I took one of my computer vendors out on the same trail I did the other
day (Son of Middle Creek). He met a tree who didn't like him.

[snip]

Yeah, but you shoulda seen the tree!

T o m Dillon
Lakewood, CO
Z to S to email

Monique Y. Mudama said:

On 2004-08-03, Ride-A-Lot penned:

Quoted message said:

I took one of my computer vendors out on the same trail I did the
other day (Son of Middle Creek). He met a tree who didn't like him.
This is what said tree did to his hip:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise1.jpg

and to his shoulder:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise2.jpg

I guess I won't be getting a good discount anymore.

http://www.primalwear.com/2004site/OTBSC.html

LOL

--
o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
www.schnauzers.ws

Ride-A-Lot <"mitchel[nospam]"@schnauzers.ws> said...

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I guess I won't be getting a good discount anymore.

Fire him. Get a new vendor.

Ride-A-Lot said:

I guess I won't be getting a good discount anymore.

Naa, its just a flesh wound.

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-BB-
To reply to me, drop the attitude (from my e-mail address, at least)

"Ride-A-Lot" <"mitchel[nospam]"@schnauzers.ws> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I took one of my computer vendors out on the same trail I did the other
day (Son of Middle Creek). He met a tree who didn't like him. This is
what said tree did to his hip:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise1.jpg

and to his shoulder:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise2.jpg

i dunno about you guys but a lil ol scrappie from a ride makes me feel like
I did something fun. Plus its cool to show off to the fat asses at the
office the next day

On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 23:57:32 GMT, Ozman Trad <[email hidden]>=
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"Ride-A-Lot" <"mitchel[nospam]"@schnauzers.ws> wrote in message
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what said tree did to his hip:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise1.jpg

and to his shoulder:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise2.jpg

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On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 23:57:32 GMT, Ozman Trad <[email hidden]>

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"Ride-A-Lot" <"mitchel[nospam]"@schnauzers.ws> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I took one of my computer vendors out on the same trail I did the other
day (Son of Middle Creek). He met a tree who didn't like him. This is
what said tree did to his hip:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise1.jpg

and to his shoulder:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise2.jpg

i dunno about you guys but a lil ol scrappie from a ride makes me feel
like
I did something fun. Plus its cool to show off to the fat asses at the
office the next day

I don't know bro, being a victim of a couple tree lynchings, I can attest,
they are brutal & unforgiving. The [censored] just flat out refuse to move
out of the way. Even when just grazing them, the evil keepers of the
forest have a nasty habit of applying your front brake for you :-(

must be you single trackers - the only obstacles Ive hit on the fireroads
are uphill cyclist riding two across ;o)

On Wed, 04 Aug 2004 02:55:00 GMT, Ozman Trad <[email hidden]>=
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out of the way. Even when just grazing them, the evil keepers of the
forest have a nasty habit of applying your front brake for you :-(

must be you single trackers - the only obstacles Ive hit on the firero=

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are uphill cyclist riding two across ;o)

That's like slamming into a package of Twinkies by comparison.

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On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 23:57:32 GMT, Ozman Trad <[email hidden]>

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"Ride-A-Lot" <"mitchel[nospam]"@schnauzers.ws> wrote in message
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I took one of my computer vendors out on the same trail I did the other
day (Son of Middle Creek). He met a tree who didn't like him. This is
what said tree did to his hip:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise1.jpg

and to his shoulder:

http://www.pchospital.net/bruise2.jpg

i dunno about you guys but a lil ol scrappie from a ride makes me feel
like
I did something fun. Plus its cool to show off to the fat asses at the
office the next day

..I don't know bro, being a victim of a couple tree lynchings, I can attest,
..they are brutal & unforgiving. The [censored] just flat out refuse to move
..out of the way. Even when just grazing them, the evil keepers of the
..forest have a nasty habit of applying your front brake for you :-(

I hate those dang Dryads. Gave me a concussion once.

--
If I crashed into a tree and nobody was around
to hear me scream, did I really make a sound?

Cameron