Behold...

Charles Hizark said:

[email hidden] (Ronaldo Jeremiah) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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...the _fredliest_ of all fred bikes (cue heavenly music):

http://tinyurl.com/7yt47

This bike reminds me of the Colnago's and some other Italian bikes
that come out during the Milan biks show. They try and make their
bikes as garish as possible.

Funny you should say that... I have a Dream+ in the Mapei scheme (came
that way, me=2nd owner) I love the ride, but it gets a LOT of looks and
makes me feel kinda freddly. To ward off fredness I try to wear plain
kit as much as possible.

Curtis L. Russell said:

Carl Sundquist said:

"Curtis L. Russell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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>All bikes should be flat black, don't even look at this one...

All bikes should be bright red with white lugs, red cut-outs.

No points for: Lugs? Cutouts?

Should the cutouts have any particular shape?

Partial to card symbols, like clubs or spades. Or anything done by
R.Sachs.

I think all bikes should be equipped with Playing cards attached with
clothespins... stuck in the spokes to make a motorcycle sound.

fltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltflt.

YEAH!

"Fast N Bulbous" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

Quoted message said:

I think all bikes should be equipped with Playing cards attached with
clothespins... stuck in the spokes to make a motorcycle sound.

fltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltfltflt.

YEAH!

You can get a braze-on for that.

Fast N Bulbous said:

I think all bikes should be equipped with Playing cards attached with
clothespins... stuck in the spokes to make a motorcycle sound.

Spokeydokes?

Stewart Fleming said:

Fast N Bulbous said:

I think all bikes should be equipped with Playing cards attached with
clothespins... stuck in the spokes to make a motorcycle sound.

Spokeydokes?

Shhh!! Those were the training secret of Bob Roll!