the Lance Oedipus complex

(karlwithak) said:

Might have been done before but what the f.

Lances Ex and current woman are the spitting image of his mommy.

Tie that one in with crappy father figures growing up and you get 6
tour wins and one wacky sexual preference.

Jeezus H Keeerist.

No wonder Lance is cranky he's got fifty zillion people sticking a microscope up
his ass.

Everybody, get your own lives, leave his alone.

Ron

karlwithak said:

Might have been done before but what the f.

You must be new. It's been beaten to death since he married Kristin.

In case you haven't looked around lately, it's a pretty common thing (guys
marrying girls that look/behave like their mothers.) If that's the best you
can come up with you need to leave the man alone.

Regards,
H.

karlwithak said:

Might have been done before but what the f.

Lances Ex and current woman are the spitting image of his mommy.

Really? WOW! You're right!

And have you ever noticed how Ullrich looks just like Shrek?

Coincidence? I'd bet against it.

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And have you ever noticed how Ullrich looks just like Shrek?

Coincidence? I'd bet against it.

If it's not a coincidence (& there ARE no coincidences), who does that make
Lance? Lord Farquaad?

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karlwithak said:

Might have been done before but what the f.

You must be new. It's been beaten to death since he married Kristin.

In case you haven't looked around lately, it's a pretty common thing (guys
marrying girls that look/behave like their mothers.) If that's the best you
can come up with you need to leave the man alone.

Regards,
H.

I am a newbe sorry but it kinda makes me puke.

I will never leave the man alone as long as he says [censored] like I have
never seen doping on any of my teams.

k

Jim Flom said:

"Tim Lines" wrote...

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And have you ever noticed how Ullrich looks just like Shrek?

Coincidence? I'd bet against it.

If it's not a coincidence (& there ARE no coincidences), who does that make
Lance? Lord Farquaad?

Possibly. I was thinking of the mysterious and reclusive Muffin Man.

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karlwithak said:

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karlwithak said:

Might have been done before but what the f.

You must be new. It's been beaten to death since he married Kristin.

In case you haven't looked around lately, it's a pretty common thing
(guys marrying girls that look/behave like their mothers.) If
that's the best you can come up with you need to leave the man alone.

Regards,
H.

I am a newbe sorry but it kinda makes me puke.

I will never leave the man alone as long as he says [censored] like I have
never seen doping on any of my teams.

k

That's another argument entirely. You want to argue about his character, or
lack thereof? Fine. The fact he's hung out with a few chicks that might in
fact vaguely resemble his mother doesn't have anything to do with his
character, which is what you are insinuating. Nothing could be farther from
the truth.

If you just want to say that he sucks because you think he's actually lying,
then that's a different story. That has absolutely nothing to do with his
preference for certian types of women!

Regards,
H.

Kristin, maybe. Sheryl looks nothing like Linda Armstrong. Don't make
[censored] up just so you can have something to post.

karlwithak said:

Tie that one in with crappy father figures growing up and you get 6
tour wins and one wacky sexual preference.

You know, I think this is the first time I have ever heard a
thing for willowy blondes described as a 'whacky sexual
preference'.

Bob Schwartz
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Knows lots of whacky guys...

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You know, I think this is the first time I have ever heard a
thing for willowy blondes described as a 'whacky sexual
preference'.

Bob Schwartz
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Knows lots of whacky guys...

Are you high? Willowy Blond? Crowe is spent in my estimation. I read
they hired SKG Dreamworks to brush up all her press photos for the
last few years.

I just think it is wacky when Lance is picking women who look like
they need a good nap,

k

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You know, I think this is the first time I have ever heard a
thing for willowy blondes described as a 'whacky sexual
preference'.

Bob Schwartz
[email hidden]

Knows lots of whacky guys...

Are you high? Willowy Blond? Crowe is spent in my estimation. I read
they hired SKG Dreamworks to brush up all her press photos for the
last few years.

I just think it is wacky when Lance is picking women who look like
they need a good nap,

k

And he's perfect, I guess?

On Mon, 2 Aug 2004 19:27:16 -0400, "Marlene Blanshay" <[email hidden]>

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You know, I think this is the first time I have ever heard a
thing for willowy blondes described as a 'whacky sexual
preference'.

Bob Schwartz
[email hidden]

Knows lots of whacky guys...

Are you high? Willowy Blond? Crowe is spent in my estimation. I read
they hired SKG Dreamworks to brush up all her press photos for the
last few years.

I just think it is wacky when Lance is picking women who look like
they need a good nap,

k

And he's perfect, I guess?

Hell if I know. Sorry, some of us don't "get" the Sheryl Crow fascination. Not a
bad looking gal by any means, but .... Oh, you know.

Ron

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I just think it is wacky when Lance is picking women who look like
they need a good nap,

And he's perfect, I guess?

Hell if I know. Sorry, some of us don't "get" the Sheryl Crow fascination. Not a
bad looking gal by any means, but .... Oh, you know.

I suspect she asked the question because she does not "know."

karlwithak said:

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I am a newbe sorry but it kinda makes me puke.

I will never leave the man alone as long as he says [censored] like I have
never seen doping on any of my teams.

Well that's a way to live a life. He's just some guy who got famous.
Why are you obsessing over his life? Just watch the race and enjoy it.
He's a great bike racer with great drive and determination, dope or no
dope.

karlwithak said:

I just think it is wacky when Lance is picking women who look like
they need a good nap,

I suppose if you 'pick' someone just by how they look. Perhaps she's got a
more interesting personality than all the supermodels and 'sophisticunts'.

I'm not as picky as long as they don't smoke and don't mind shaving my
legs for me :-)

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And he's perfect, I guess?

Lance aint perfect Marlene but look around, when you have tens of
millions and are super famous you get to date whomever you want, more
or less.

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> You know, I think this is the first time I have ever heard a
> thing for willowy blondes described as a 'whacky sexual
> preference'.
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> Bob Schwartz
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> Knows lots of whacky guys...

Are you high? Willowy Blond? Crowe is spent in my estimation. I read
they hired SKG Dreamworks to brush up all her press photos for the
last few years.

I just think it is wacky when Lance is picking women who look like
they need a good nap,

k

And he's perfect, I guess?

Hell if I know. Sorry, some of us don't "get" the Sheryl Crow fascination.

Not a

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bad looking gal by any means, but .... Oh, you know.

SHe's probably ideal for a cyclist, since many of them are not very tall.
She's like five feet tall, tops. Lance isn't as shrimpy as some cyclists but
he's not very tall and she comes up to his chin! I guess that's why most of
them don't go for leggy supermodels, unless they're tall, like Hincapie,
whose fiance is a podium girl. She's probably thrilled not to have to wear
flats all the time.

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> I just think it is wacky when Lance is picking women who look like
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And he's perfect, I guess?

Hell if I know. Sorry, some of us don't "get" the Sheryl Crow

fascination. Not a

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bad looking gal by any means, but .... Oh, you know.

I guess I don't,I think she's quite pretty in a realistic way. And I would
never think she's 40, she looks 30.

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karlwithak said:

I just think it is wacky when Lance is picking women who look like
they need a good nap,

I suppose if you 'pick' someone just by how they look. Perhaps she's got a
more interesting personality than all the supermodels and 'sophisticunts'.

I'm not as picky as long as they don't smoke and don't mind shaving my
legs for me :-)

Sophistocunts... lol, that's horrible but hilarious at the same time. I had
a friend who had another phrase: "Oink n boink." Howver,good luck finding a
woman to shave your legs- you're on your own there.