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  1. It has been a horrible week for me and my bicycles. Let me tell you about
    it...

    I live two miles from Aldershot station and work in West Smithfield,
    central London. I used to ride my Dawes Galaxy to Aldershot, lock it up
    for the day, take the train, and walk a mile or so from Waterloo to
    Smithfield. Then about three months ago I got my hands on my partner's
    Brompton T3 and started bringing it to London and cycling that mile
    instead, locking it up in the company garage (an open area in the side of
    the building) since there's not much space indoors. I decided it was a
    great bike, and clearly the best way of making that journey across London.

    On Wednesday (the day of the tube strike) I came out of work to find the
    bicycle gone and the lock (an Abus Steel-o-Flex) cut open and lying on the
    floor. The company called in the police, who interviewed me and took the
    CCTV tapes covering the garage. They also examined the lock and told me it
    had been sliced through with some kind of power tool - it was a very clean
    cut. They don't think I'll get the bike back, but they might be able to
    get something out of the CCTV. It has to be said though, the police were
    really, really great. They showed up quickly, were really friendly, and
    appeared to be doing everything they could.

    So this put me back where I was before - locking up the Dawes at
    Aldershot. Last night (Friday) I went out to dinner in Guildford, and
    traveled straight there from London, leaving the bike at the station
    overnight. Came to collect it this morning, and found the tyres slashed.
    Same thing had happened to the three other bikes also locked up there
    (there are very rarely any bikes parked there late at night, which is why
    I think it happened this morning). I reported it to the platform staff,
    who said that there was CCTV on the bicycle lockup area, and that if I
    called the British Transport Police, they could take a look at it. The BTP
    took down all the details but said they wouldn't be coming down - they'd
    just get in touch with the station manager at some point to investigate
    the CCTV. So I left a note on each of the other bicycles with a few
    details, my very kind partner showed up with his car, and we took the
    injured bike home.

    Fortunately both bikes are insured (CTC cyclecover) but I can't believe
    I've had such rotten luck with my bikes this week. I have one more bike, a
    Fausto Coppi Torino racer but I now have strong suspicions that the world
    is out to get me and my bikes so I'm planning on staying in for a few
    days. 🙂

    So I'm looking at new tyres, tubes... and a new folder, since I was really
    getting to like the Brompton. Hopefully I'll be able to find somewhere to
    keep the new bike in the office where I can keep an eye on it.

    By the way this is my first time posting here, although I'm a regular
    reader. I just thought I'd tell you all about this so you can appreciate
    your own bikes being still intact / still with you (I hope 🙂

    Helen

    --

    (remove the last letter of the alphabet to respond by e-mail)

  2. You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen.
    (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around in a short while...)

    --
    Helen D. Vecht: [email hidden]
    Edgware.

  3. Hel typed:

    Quoted message said:

    Fortunately both bikes are insured (CTC cyclecover) but I can't believe
    I've had such rotten luck with my bikes this week. I have one more bike, a
    Fausto Coppi Torino racer but I now have strong suspicions that the world
    is out to get me and my bikes so I'm planning on staying in for a few
    days. 🙂

    Read the thread entitled "Bad language while riding" .. it sums up what the
    thiefs (thieves ?) really are .. but don't stay in too long, 'cos if you do,
    then the [censored] really have have won.

    Quoted message said:

    By the way this is my first time posting here, although I'm a regular
    reader. I just thought I'd tell you all about this so you can appreciate
    your own bikes being still intact / still with you (I hope 🙂

    Heheheh .. 😉

    --
    Paul ...

    (8(|) ... Homer Rocks

  4. Quoted message said:

    You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen.
    (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around in a short while...)

    And here she is...

    My commiserations to the new Helen. I just hope that being called Helen and
    having bikes nicked is not an omen ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

    --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
    to get correct one remove fame & fortune
    h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$

    --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--

  5. Helen Deborah Vecht said:


    You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen.
    (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around in a short while...)

    LOL :-)

    John B

  6. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:
    Quoted message said:

    You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen.
    (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around in a short while...)

    And here she is...

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    TOny

  7. "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:
    Quoted message said:

    You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen.
    (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around in a short while...)

    And here she is...

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    TOny

    Three Helens ? A troyo.

    Curious

  8. Quoted message said:

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    TOny

    A beauty of Helens will suffice :-)

    Cheers, helen s

    --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
    to get correct one remove fame & fortune
    h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$

    --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--

  9. Dr Curious [email hidden] opined the following...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?


    Three Helens ? A troyo.

    He he.

    Jon

  10. in message <[email hidden]>, Tony Raven

    (') said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:
    Quoted message said:

    You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen.
    (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around in a short while...)

    And here she is...


    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    An Ilium of Helens, perhaps?

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    [ This .sig intentionally left blank ]

  11. I'll be a fourth Helen!

    I take my Brompton (folded) into the office and it sits either next to my
    desk or in the coat cupboard. No one minds (though they all think I'm a bit
    nutty for cycling in London....)

    Bad luck Helen....hope you have more luck with the new bike.

    Cheers, Helen B
    "dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen.
    (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around in a short while...)

    And here she is...

    My commiserations to the new Helen. I just hope that being called Helen


    and

    Quoted message said:

    having bikes nicked is not an omen ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

    --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
    to get correct one remove fame & fortune
    h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$

    --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched


    off--

    Quoted message said:
  12. On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 16:42:09 +0100, "Hel" <[email hidden]>
    wrote in message <[email hidden]>:

    [snip tale of woe]

    There are two possible options for dealing with these micreants:

    - cut off their goolies
    - shoot them and burn the bodies

    Tough call.

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  13. On 3/7/04 8:05 pm, in article
    [email hidden], "Simon Brooke"

    Quoted message said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Tony Raven
    ([email hidden]'😉 wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    An Ilium of Helens, perhaps?

    Thats only for ones you haven't met but only heard of. Once you have met
    them it is an Odyssey of Helens

    ...d

  14. On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 19:00:09 +0100, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    Not sure, but I know what a millihelen is.

    --
    Dave...

    Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live. - Mark Twain

  15. On 3/7/04 9:42 pm, in article [email hidden],

    Dave Kahn said:

    On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 19:00:09 +0100, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    Not sure, but I know what a millihelen is.

    It's a face that launched a single ship.

    ...d

  16. David Martin said:

    On 3/7/04 9:42 pm, in article [email hidden],

    Dave Kahn said:

    On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 19:00:09 +0100, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    Not sure, but I know what a millihelen is.

    It's a face that launched a single ship.

    Or more scientifically: that amount of beauty which is just sufficient
    to launch one ship.

    And a microhelen - just sufficient to launch one plank.

    --
    Dave...

    Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live. - Mark Twain

  17. you know? said:

    There are two possible options for dealing with these micreants:

    - cut off their goolies
    - shoot them and burn the bodies

    Would 'both' be a permitted option?
    --

    Cheers,

    Al

  18. In news:[email hidden],
    Hel <[email hidden]> typed:

    Quoted message said:

    It has been a horrible week for me and my bicycles. Let me tell you
    about it...

    Bad luck. Further commiserations on the vandalism and good luck on replacing
    the Brompton. Happy cycling.

    Ambrose

  19. Hel said:

    It has been a horrible week for me and my bicycles. Let me tell you about
    it...


    [snip]

    Do what we did... emigrate. Mind you h*lm*ts are required over ( under?
    ) here. Cagers are no better, tho'

    Steve

  20. David Martin said:

    Thats only for ones you haven't met but only heard of. Once you have met
    them it is an Odyssey of Helens

    From the comment on first espying them of "the Helens are odyssey" ?

    IGMC

    Tony

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