Well I just saw my first pavement cyclist wipe out a pedestrian in full
'bullet-time' slo-mo.
I'd seen a prat cycling on the pavement for some time and was gradually
catching up with him. It was taking a little while 'cos I kept stopping for
red lights.
Last one I stopped for before catching him up was a pedestrian crossing,
that he actually used to cross the busy dual carriageway we were on, without
dismounting, of course. Got caught at the next set and whilst waiting,
caught sight of him tazzing down the pavement on the other side of the
road.....noticed he was daydreaming and looking back over his shoulder at
'something'....noticed the newspaper girl walking down the 10ft path back
onto the pavement with her dayglo-green-easily-seen paper bag....noticed him
look forwards and her look up a split second before they clashed. Both went
down....
He shot up, picked up his bike, parked it to one side, bent down to check on
girl.
She was partly obscured to my view by now. I could see her left arm had come
up as if she was lying on her back and feeling her head. He was looking
around and talking to her.......
Lights changed and I was off...
....I let him know what I thought of pavement cyclists who don't pay
attention, along the lines of "..and that's why cyclists are supposed to use
the road, you w*nker!!..." . He looked up, so obviously heard, but don't
think it'll make a blind bit of difference.
Hope the girl's ok!...would've loved to have stayed and helped, but you
know....and there were plenty of other foklks around...hopefully they've
lynched him by now.
I'll offer my services as witness to the police later.
Dave.
Pedestrians!!!...how dare they use the pavements!!!