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  1. This guy from the BBC message board about obesity is either a wind up or a
    freak of nature!

    I do no exercise at all. I smoke 20 - 30 cigarettes a day. I drink more
    lager or vodka/red bull than my "recommended allowance". I drive to work
    (would be a 5 minute walk), I sit at a desk all day, In the evening I
    usually watch 5-6 hrs of TV, I eat burgers, pizzas, fish and chips, crisps,
    chocolate etc and very little fruit and veg. I am not overweight (slight
    beer belly) and have not been seriously ill since childhood (Now 44). A
    recent medical exam showed normal BP, below average cholesterol and normal
    BMI. I admit that I could not do a 10 mile run or cycle 40 miles but I don't
    want/need to so why should I exercise?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3669517.stm

  2. Simon Mason said:

    I admit that I could not do a 10 mile run or cycle 40 miles but I don't


    want/need to so why

    Quoted message said:

    should I exercise?

    Because your cardiovascular system is [censored] and you'll die otherwise?

  3. Simonb said:
    Simon Mason said:

    I admit that I could not do a 10 mile run or cycle 40 miles but
    I don't


    want/need to so why

    Quoted message said:

    should I exercise?

    I think anything happening to him like heart attack or cancer will b
    short, quick and efficient.... Keep up the good work ............

    -

  4. Simon Mason said:

    This guy from the BBC message board about obesity is either a wind up or a
    freak of nature!

    Er, no.

    Well, I mean, if he is, so am I. 12/15 eggs (usually fried), over
    250g butter, over 800 grams chocolate (plus all the hot choc I can drink),
    loads of pasta and red meat in a week. I don't drink much (my definition
    of binge drinking is "four pints in the same month) but I believe I more
    than make that up in whipped cream. I'm 1m 85, 59 Kg. Used to be 57, I
    gained 2 Kg in the 18 months since I started cycling again (after 10 years
    of mostly sedentary life), which makes it my biggest and fastest weight
    gain in my life - and that includes 6 years on and off on fattening diets.
    My blood cholesterol is usually below minimum, and other fats are
    extremely low. My BP is 60/90 and my BMI is below normal.

    Oh yes, I smoke between 10 and 25 cigarettes a day, depending on stress,
    level of p***ed-off-ness with my boss, number of security patches to
    install on servers, and wife's need to put up new curtains EVERY saturday.

    Eugenio

  5. in message <[email hidden]>, Simon Mason

    (') said:

    This guy from the BBC message board about obesity is either a wind up
    or a freak of nature!

    I do no exercise at all. I smoke 20 - 30 cigarettes a day. I drink
    more
    lager or vodka/red bull than my "recommended allowance". I drive to
    work (would be a 5 minute walk), I sit at a desk all day, In the
    evening I usually watch 5-6 hrs of TV, I eat burgers, pizzas, fish and
    chips, crisps, chocolate etc and very little fruit and veg. I am not
    overweight (slight beer belly) and have not been seriously ill since
    childhood (Now 44). A recent medical exam showed normal BP, below
    average cholesterol and normal BMI. I admit that I could not do a 10
    mile run or cycle 40 miles but I don't want/need to so why should I
    exercise?

    Why indeed? It's his funeral.

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    ;; All in all you're just another hick in the mall
    -- Drink C'lloid

  6. On Wed, 26 May 2004 19:07:04 +0100, "Simon Mason"
    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    This guy from the BBC message board about obesity is either a wind up or a
    freak of nature!

    A classic example of why you should ignore anecdotal evidence in
    favour of robust whole-population data...

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  7. Just zis Guy, you know? [email hidden] opined the
    following...

    Quoted message said:

    A classic example of why you should ignore anecdotal evidence in
    favour of robust whole-population data...

    But... "My Beer-gut Saved My Life" (tm)

    Jon

  8. Quoted message said:

    This guy from the BBC message board about obesity is either a wind up or a
    freak of nature!

    He's not the only one. I distinctly remember a lady at work (as I was *jealous*
    as hell of her), was very slim and she was a lovely person too. She made great
    play of the fact she never exercised and she ate anything and often. I can
    attest to the amount of chocolate, sweets and crisps she ate as well as the
    amount of full-sugar soft drinks she consumed. I was genuinely astounded at the
    amount she ate - she eating almost constantly throughout the day - and she
    added insult to injury by saying she looked forward to a "proper dinner" when
    she went home of an evening. This woman was a tall and willowy size 10, yet she
    literally stuffed her face all day.

    BAH!

    Cheers, helen s

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  9. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

    She made great play of the fact she never exercised and she ate
    anything and often.

    Quoted message said:

    This woman was a tall and willowy size 10,
    yet she literally stuffed her face all day.

    Oh. She sounds like a _really_ lovely person.

  10. "Simonb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Simon Mason said:

    I admit that I could not do a 10 mile run or cycle 40 miles but I don't


    want/need to so why

    Quoted message said:

    should I exercise?

    Because your cardiovascular system is [censored] and you'll die otherwise?


    Don't sound like 'e's got much to live for anyway, so no great shakes there
    then..

  11. "dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    This guy from the BBC message board about obesity is either a wind up or


    a

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    freak of nature!

    He's not the only one. I distinctly remember a lady at work (as I was


    *jealous*

    Quoted message said:

    as hell of her), was very slim and she was a lovely person too. She made


    great

    Quoted message said:

    play of the fact she never exercised and she ate anything and often. I can
    attest to the amount of chocolate, sweets and crisps she ate as well as


    the

    Quoted message said:

    amount of full-sugar soft drinks she consumed. I was genuinely astounded


    at the

    Quoted message said:

    amount she ate - she eating almost constantly throughout the day - and she
    added insult to injury by saying she looked forward to a "proper dinner"


    when

    Quoted message said:

    she went home of an evening. This woman was a tall and willowy size 10,


    yet she

    Quoted message said:

    literally stuffed her face all day.

    BAH!

    Cheers, helen s

    --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
    to get correct one remove fame & fortune
    h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$

    --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched


    off--

    Quoted message said:


    ....and how old was she, Helen ??

  12. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    This woman was a tall and willowy size 10,
    yet she literally stuffed her face all day.

    Oh. She sounds like a _really_ lovely person.

    She was a lovely person. She had a great sense of humour, a kind heart,
    hard-working and fun to be around. She could just eat anything and everything
    in large quantities and not put on any weight.

    Cheers, helen s

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  13. Quoted message said:

    ...and how old was she, Helen ??

    Middle to late 20s.

    Cheers, helen s

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  14. In news:[email hidden],
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers <[email hidden]> typed:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    This woman was a tall and willowy size 10,
    yet she literally stuffed her face all day.

    Oh. She sounds like a _really_ lovely person.

    She was a lovely person. She had a great sense of humour, a kind
    heart, hard-working and fun to be around. She could just eat anything
    and everything in large quantities and not put on any weight.

    But presumably she wasn't literally stuffing her face all day which was what
    simonb was saying. I've had the misfortune to be in the same place as 2
    people who do literally stuff their faces all day (not both of them at the
    same time) and it really is a hideous site, not least because of their
    humongousness. Not to mention the fact that this also makes them a little
    hard to wash, too. It's a sad waste of a person.

    Now someone who merely eats two or three snacks between each meal, well
    that's OK

    A

  15. Quoted message said:

    A classic example of why you should ignore anecdotal evidence in
    favour of robust whole-population data...

    My grandad was sent home from the Somme with 6 months to live after
    being gassed aged 18yo smoked 40 woodbines a day from 16yo until his
    death aged 87yo and ate everything in front of him and took no
    excercise but was always thin.But all his friends died before him.
    TerryJ

  16. On 26/5/04 10:05 pm, in article [email hidden],

    Just zis Guy said:

    A classic example of why you should ignore anecdotal evidence in
    favour of robust whole-population data...

    Also a classic example of why you should ignore whole population data when
    considering an individual case.

    ...d

  17. in message <[email hidden]>,

    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers (') said:
    Quoted message said:

    ...and how old was she, Helen ??

    Middle to late 20s.

    Cheers, helen s

    Yeah. I could do that, then. Weight[1] until she hits 40.

    [1] (sp intended)

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    ;; making jokes about dyslexia isn't big, it isn't clever and
    ;; it isn't furry.

  18. "Terry" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    A classic example of why you should ignore anecdotal evidence in
    favour of robust whole-population data...

    My grandad was sent home from the Somme with 6 months to live after
    being gassed aged 18yo smoked 40 woodbines a day from 16yo until his
    death aged 87yo and ate everything in front of him and took no
    excercise but was always thin.But all his friends died before him.
    TerryJ

    Did he wear a helmet??....or alternately, did they??....could be very useful
    input here ;-)
    Dave.

  19. "Simon Brooke" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    in message <[email hidden]>,

    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers (') said:
    Quoted message said:

    ...and how old was she, Helen ??

    Middle to late 20s.

    Cheers, helen s

    Yeah. I could do that, then. Weight[1] until she hits 40.

    [1] (sp intended)

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    ;; making jokes about dyslexia isn't big, it isn't clever and
    ;; it isn't furry.


    Absolutely....and it don't half catch up with a vengeance ;-)

  20. Quoted message said:


    Yeah. I could do that, then. Weight[1] until she hits 40.

    I *never* could do that :-(

    Cheers, helen s

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