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  1. On Tue, 18 May 2004 16:35:02 GMT, Simon Brooke <[email hidden]>
    wrote (more or less):

    Quoted message said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Elisa Francesca

    Roselli (') said:

    As the weather turns nice, clouds of midges and gnats are starting to
    form. Larger and less clean biological specimens are also air-borne
    and thickening.

    Remembering - how could I forget - the day on my kick-scooter when I
    swallowed a large bluebottle (ah, that savour of rotting melon
    lingering at the back of my throat for the rest of the week ...), and
    being conscious that on a cycle, one sooner or later ends up opening
    one's mouth to breathe, I want to ask you people if there are any
    standard solutions.

    It occurs to me that I have never seen a cyclist wearing a veil. Why
    not?

    It's quite common in London and other filthy places for cyclists to wear
    an anti-polution mask, or a hankerchief or bandana tied across the
    lower part of the face, or wear a buff similarly. What the
    smartly-dressed terrorist wears about town...

    See for example
    <URL:http://www.wiggle.co.uk/?Category=anti%20pollution%20masks>

    Teh problem with them is they concentrate and hold teh smoggy stuff -
    so you end up (unless you change teh filter bit daily or so) breathing
    in worse quality air on average than if you don't wear them.

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  2. Michael MacClancy said:
    Elisa Francesca Roselli said:
    Mark Thompson said:

    NOOO! Don't do that! In the full version she ends up swallowing a bird,
    cat, dog and after some more ends up with a cow which kills her.


    Horse, shirley.

    (I know an old lady who swallowed a horse
    She died of course)

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Besides, what about vegetarians?

    Eating vegetarians is not to be recommended either.

    If the great juju had meant us not to eat people, he wouldn't have
    made us of meat.

    Hmm, Flanders & Swan and Burl Ives in one post. I need a lie down.

    Tim

  3. I had the misfortune yesterday of accidentally snorting a gnat up my nose
    whilst riding through Chinatown. I'm not sure exactly where it went after
    that, probably into my lungs somewhere, because it seemed to cause a sort of
    horking cough.

    What happens to small beasties that get caught in your lungs like that? I
    imagine they get caught in the mucus, and die there. Then what? They
    dissolve and are absorbed into the body? Kind of disgusting to contemplate,
    eh?

    Warm Regards,

    Claire Petersky
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  4. Zog The Undeniable said:

    Nah, it's a horse.

    I know an old lady who swallowed a horse...she's dead of course

    But she died of old age....

    EFR
    Ile de France

  5. Simon Brooke said:

    It's quite common in London and other filthy places for cyclists to wear
    an anti-polution mask, or a hankerchief or bandana tied across the
    lower part of the face, or wear a buff similarly. What the
    smartly-dressed terrorist wears about town...

    Er, a buff? I didn't think that was something that you wear?

    EFR
    Ile de France

  6. S o r n i said:

    How about one of those little "personal face fans", turned outward to blow
    those offending buggers away?

    That should work. You'd have to hold them in your teeth, of course.

    EFR
    Ile de France

  7. Claire Petersky said:

    What happens to small beasties that get caught in your lungs like that? I
    imagine they get caught in the mucus, and die there. Then what? They
    dissolve and are absorbed into the body? Kind of disgusting to contemplate,
    eh?

    I've read that the concerned conduits are designed to take this kind of stress.
    Noses are lined with hairs to filter, there are all sorts of anti-septic
    barriers, and even if it does get swallowed it just ends up digested in
    hydrochloric acid. Still, I don't much like the idea. Besides, bug-snorting
    makes one sneeze, and with my disastrous balance that's amply sufficient to
    blast me into a ditch.

    OTOH, wasps and stingy things could be a real danger. I'd think a wasp sting on
    the oesophagus could easily lead to anaphylactic shock. Or at the very least, a
    critical bout of asthma!

    EFR
    Ile de France

  8. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Elisa Francesca Roselli said:

    Er, a buff? I didn't think that was something that you wear?

    A buff ith thomething you twavel on. Like a bithykkle.

    (welcome to messing about with our language:-)

    --
    Not me guv

  9. in message <[email hidden]>, Elisa Francesca

    Roselli (') said:
    Simon Brooke said:

    It's quite common in London and other filthy places for cyclists to
    wear an anti-polution mask, or a hankerchief or bandana tied across
    the lower part of the face, or wear a buff similarly. What the
    smartly-dressed terrorist wears about town...

    Er, a buff? I didn't think that was something that you wear?

    <URL:http://www.buffwear.co.uk/>

    A bit of a gimmick and probably overpriced for what they are, but
    exceptionally useful.

    --
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  10. Nick Kew said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Elisa Francesca Roselli said:

    Er, a buff? I didn't think that was something that you wear?

    A buff ith thomething you twavel on. Like a bithykkle.

    (welcome to messing about with our language:-)

    LOL :-)

    www.buffwear.co.uk iirc. Fantastic things!

    --

    Velvet

  11. On Wed, 19 May 2004 09:33:12 +0200, Elisa Francesca Roselli
    <[email hidden]> wrote (more or less):

    Quoted message said:
    Claire Petersky said:

    What happens to small beasties that get caught in your lungs like that? I
    imagine they get caught in the mucus, and die there. Then what? They
    dissolve and are absorbed into the body? Kind of disgusting to contemplate,
    eh?

    I've read that the concerned conduits are designed to take this kind of stress.
    Noses are lined with hairs to filter, there are all sorts of anti-septic
    barriers, and even if it does get swallowed it just ends up digested in
    hydrochloric acid.

    Surely that only happens if they go to the stomach?

    --
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  12. In article <%Dwqc.75856$iF6.6370227@attbi_s02>, cpetersky@mouse-
    potato.com says...

    Quoted message said:

    I had the misfortune yesterday of accidentally snorting a gnat up my nose
    whilst riding through Chinatown. I'm not sure exactly where it went after
    that, probably into my lungs somewhere, because it seemed to cause a sort of
    horking cough.

    What happens to small beasties that get caught in your lungs like that? I
    imagine they get caught in the mucus, and die there. Then what? They
    dissolve and are absorbed into the body? Kind of disgusting to contemplate,
    eh?

    They will almost certainly die, but will probably be worked out of the
    lungs by the ciliae (sp?), just as dust and other inhaled particles are.
    Most of that stuff is then swallowed.

    --
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    newsgroups if possible).

  13. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    How about one of those little "personal face fans", turned outward to blow
    those offending buggers away?

    That should work. You'd have to hold them in your teeth, of course.

    EFR
    Ile de France

    I've just had a thought... practise cycling until you are able to ride with no
    hands on the bar - stick both arms out to the side - have personal face fan as
    above, but with larger propellors - hey presto, instant take off into the great
    blue skies

    Cheers, helen s

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  14. Quoted message said:

    I had the misfortune yesterday of accidentally snorting a gnat up my nose
    whilst riding through Chinatown

    Well at least it's a legal form of snorting something up the nose. Cheaper than
    cocaine too ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

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  15. Eat'm up, it's free protein? Where's the down side?

    P.S.
    Elisa, I was wondering why do so many of the French have Italian
    sounding last names?

    Elisa Francesca Roselli said:

    As the weather turns nice, clouds of midges and gnats are starting to
    form. Larger and less clean biological specimens are also air-borne and
    thickening.

    Remembering - how could I forget - the day on my kick-scooter when I
    swallowed a large bluebottle (ah, that savour of rotting melon lingering
    at the back of my throat for the rest of the week ...), and being
    conscious that on a cycle, one sooner or later ends up opening one's
    mouth to breathe, I want to ask you people if there are any standard
    solutions.

    It occurs to me that I have never seen a cyclist wearing a veil. Why
    not?

    EFR
    Ile de France
    (mais non M'dame, ce n'est pas un signe ostenatoire d'appartenance
    réligieuse ...)

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  16. Quoted message said:

    Elisa, I was wondering why do so many of the French have Italian
    sounding last names?

    I think Elisa is actually an American in Paris, but my memory may
    be faulty.

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  17. On Sat, 22 May 2004 11:55:05 -0400, "Eric S. Sande" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    I think Elisa is actually an American in Paris

    Nah, that was Gershwin.

  18. Quoted message said:

    I think Elisa is actually an American in Paris, but my memory may
    be faulty.

    That was Gene Kelly ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

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  19. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:
    Quoted message said:

    I think Elisa is actually an American in Paris, but my memory may
    be faulty.

    That was Gene Kelly ;-)

    Didn't he turn into a werewolf or something?

    Tony

  20. in message <[email hidden]>, Tony Raven

    (') said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:
    Quoted message said:

    I think Elisa is actually an American in Paris, but my memory may
    be faulty.

    That was Gene Kelly ;-)

    Didn't he turn into a werewolf or something?

    That was in London, not Paris.

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