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  1. http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/03/19/1079199406613.html

    By Bianca Wordley
    March 19, 2004 - 12:50PM

    It was simply a case of notifying the next of kin, but when police arrived
    at the dead man's house they found it packed with bicycles.

    Police knew the man had died while attempting to steal a bicycle, but they
    didn't expect to find his home packed to the rafters with them.

    In the man's three bedroom weatherboard home in the Victorian regional city
    of Geelong were 1,000 bicycles and boxloads of bike parts.

    Police superintendent Steve Barber said it was understood the man, who was
    aged in his 60s, died "in the progress of stealing a bike in Swanston Street
    in Melbourne last week".

    "On attending the house police found it virtually packed to the brim with
    bicycles," Supt Barber said today.

    "Some of the rooms were stacked three-high with bikes.

    "It was pretty unusual."

    Supt Barber said it was unclear how many of the bikes were stolen, as the
    man also "had a habit of buying bicycles as well".

    "It appears the man was well known to a number of bicycle premises in
    Geelong," he said.

    "He had also come to be known to police in regards to stealing bicycles."

    Supt Barber said police were working around the clock to try to clear the
    house of all the bikes which ranged in style and value.

    He said it took police four hours and two trucks yesterday just to move 100
    bikes from the scene.

    It's understood most of the stolen bikes were taken from Melbourne, however,
    it would take police some time to unravel the mystery.

    Senior Sergeant Adrian Benny, who is working on the case, today said he had
    never seen anything like it.

    "In every room including his bedroom, bathroom and kitchen there are bikes,
    bike helmets, parts, chains, seats and tyres ... it's something else," Sen
    Sgt Benny said.

    "There are also bikes down the side of the house and there are two sheds
    full.

    "It's a logistical nightmare."

    He said it was "ironic" the man who was known to neighbours as an
    "enthusiastic bike collector" died while trying to steal a bike.

    "He must have had a bike fetish," he said.

    Police have not released details on the man's cause of death.

  2. You didnt see cfsmtb's post of this

    still a funny one tho isnt it. wonder if he ever rode any of them..

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  3. "flyingdutch" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    You didnt see cfsmtb's post of this?

    still a funny one tho isnt it. wonder if he ever rode any of them...

    I didn't see it until after I posted.
    Though I don't understand why people think it's bizzare to want so many
    bikes. Seems like a reasonable thing to me. Too many bikes is never enough.
    Although I couldn't fill my up house with bikes like that, I'd have nowhere
    to put my canoes and other sporting gear.

    Marty

  4. Marty Wallace said:

    In the man's three bedroom weatherboard home in the Victorian regional city
    of Geelong were 1,000 bicycles and boxloads of bike parts.

    That'll be you one day, hippy, mark my words.

    &roo

  5. ....snip.....

    Quoted message said:

    In the man's three bedroom weatherboard home in the Victorian regional city
    of Geelong were 1,000 bicycles and boxloads of bike parts.

    hmm, box loads of parts!
    I wonder how long he has been buying/collecting/stealing.
    Might be something there to match my old steeds.

  6. Quoted message said:

    Originally posted by Andrew Swa

    Quoted message said:

    Marty Wallace wrote: In the man's three bedroom weatherboard home i
    the Victorian regional city of Geelong were 1,000 bicycles an
    boxloads of bike parts

    Quoted message said:

    That'll be you one day, hippy, mark my words

    Words marked, goal set, collection started... ;-

    Future buys

    XC/Trail Duallie (Specialized Enduro

    "Nice" singlespeed (On-One Inbred

    Road Fixed-Gear, e.g. http://128.83.80.200/bike/fixy.htm
    http://128.83.80.200/bike/fixie50.htm

    Recumbent Trik

    Cyclocross bike (On-One Il Pompino

    New "[censored]" road bik

    New "race" road bik

    hipp

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  7. not hardcore enuff hippy, Suzy's set a pretty high benchmark

    start building your own bikes, get a lathe, buy a TIG set, no
    off you go.:

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  8. Quoted message said:

    Originally posted by cfsmtb
    not hardcore enuff hippy, Suzy's set a pretty high benchmark.
    start building your own bikes, get a lathe, buy a TIG set,
    now off you go.😄

    :-

    Nah, I left all that practical knowledge behind when I turned nerd
    Like a true engineer, these days I solve everything by throwing mor
    money at it

    Hmm.. how to outdo Suzy? how to outdo Suzy.. ? Jet-bike? heli-bike
    hotrod-esque 'bent? (mmm chrome and flames!), how about a new versio
    of the Behemoth computer bike? (I think I need to start scouting har
    rubbish dumps..

    Really, I'd be happy if I can successfully swap the old-style canti'
    with vee's on my SS

    hipp

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  9. hippy said:
    Quoted message said:

    Originally posted by Andrew Swan

    Quoted message said:

    Marty Wallace wrote: In the man's three bedroom weatherboard home in
    the Victorian regional city of Geelong were 1,000 bicycles and
    boxloads of bike parts.

    That'll be you one day, hippy, mark my words.

    Words marked, goal set, collection started... ;-)

    Future buys:

    XC/Trail Duallie (Specialized Enduro)

    "Nice" singlespeed (On-One Inbred)

    Road Fixed-Gear, e.g. http://128.83.80.200/bike/fixy.html
    http://128.83.80.200/bike/fixie50.html

    Recumbent Trike

    Cyclocross bike (On-One Il Pompino)

    New "[censored]" road bike

    New "race" road bike

    hippy


    You mean you don't want a hula bike? :-) Imagine being Australian Hula
    Bike Champion...

    &roo

  10. hippy said:

    New "[censored]" road bike
    hippy

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  11. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    hippy once wroteded:
    New "[censored]" road bike
    New "race" road bike

    Originally posted by byron27
    !!!!!??

    For those of you who don't frequent the seedy underground of bicycle
    newsgroups, mailing lists, forums and the like..

    "Bike [censored]" is the descriptive name for any piece of cycling hardware
    that people lust after.

    E.g. The latest titanium/carbon road frame with full carbon Record, deep-
    dish carbon rims and all the good bits to match would be considered
    "bike [censored]".

    An ultralight xc race machine with full XTR, low spoke-count wheels, a
    fork more expensive than my car and carbon everything else would also be
    considered by many to be "bike [censored]".

    In my earlier post I was referring to having a bike that I could race
    without fear of costly damage due to crashing or the hard riding
    experienced in races AND a "[censored]" road bike that would only every go
    out on dry days and spend most of its time being drooled over by my
    fellow riders..

    Poor Car Analogy: Porsche for racing on weekends and a Rolls Royce for
    taking on once-per-month cruises.

    hippy "FAQ entry?"

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  12. hippy said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    hippy once wroteded:
    New "[censored]" road bike
    New "race" road bike

    Originally posted by byron27
    !!!!!??


    For those of you who don't frequent the seedy underground of bicycle
    newsgroups, mailing lists, forums and the like..
    "Bike [censored]" is the descriptive name for any piece of cycling hardware
    that people lust after.
    E.g. The latest titanium/carbon road frame with full carbon Record, deep-
    dish carbon rims and all the good bits to match would be considered
    "bike [censored]".
    An ultralight xc race machine with full XTR, low spoke-count wheels, a
    fork more expensive than my car and carbon everything else would also be
    considered by many to be "bike [censored]".
    In my earlier post I was referring to having a bike that I could race
    without fear of costly damage due to crashing or the hard riding
    experienced in races AND a "[censored]" road bike that would only every go
    out on dry days and spend most of its time being drooled over by my
    fellow riders..
    Poor Car Analogy: Porsche for racing on weekends and a Rolls Royce for
    taking on once-per-month cruises.
    hippy "FAQ entry?"

    definite FAQ entry

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  13. hippy:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    hippy once wroteded:
    New "[censored]" road bike
    New "race" road bike

    Originally posted by byron27
    !!!!!??

    For those of you who don't frequent the seedy underground of bicycle
    newsgroups, mailing lists, forums and the like..

    "Bike [censored]" is the descriptive name for any piece of cycling hardware
    that people lust after.

    Bike [censored] is the collection of _pictures_ of these things, not the items
    themselves.

  14. Quoted message said:

    Originally posted by Jose Riza

    Quoted message said:

    hippy: "Bike [censored]" is the descriptive name for any piece of cyclin
    hardware that people lust after

    Quoted message said:

    Bike [censored] is the collection of _pictures_ of these things, not th
    items themselves

    This is gonna get silly fast..

    It's not quite the same as Normal [censored] (tm) in that people can say "
    went to the bike show and copped an eyeful of some hardcore bike [censored]!
    or "that carbon-ti-kevlar-bi-cubic-forged stem makes you bike loo
    seriously [censored]"

    Did I mention "pimpin'"

    "Your new ti valve caps are PIMPIN'!!

    hippy predicts this thread will get evil in 3..2...1 posts. ;-

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  15. hippy said:

    "Your new ti valve caps are PIMPIN'!!"

    your joking, right

    people make and use Ti valve caps????

    arent the plastic ones lighter

    next you'll claim that someone can replace my spoke-E-dokes wit
    carbon fibre!!

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  16. Quoted message said:

    Originally posted by flyingdutch your joking, right

    Indeedy

    Quoted message said:

    people make and use Ti valve caps????

    Doubt it, but I wouldn't put anything past some riders

    Quoted message said:

    arent the plastic ones lighter

    You wanna know what's even lighter and makes tyre changes even faster
    You'll be the hero of the peloton if you.. <drumroll> remove your cap
    altogether

    Quoted message said:

    next you'll claim that someone can replace my spoke-E-dokes wit
    carbon fibre!!

    Now, those are something that I would buy! Where can I get them? Th
    ultimate [censored]-take of the $10k bike/cafe set. :

    hipp

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