Following on from an earlier thread I thought I'd relate the
results of todays experience of acknowledging other
cyclists. Luckily for you, dear reader <1>, only a short
ride due to various aches and pains from yesterdays
windsurfing shennanigans.
Cyclist 1: Looked like a utility cyclist and to my discredit
I didn't speak when I overtook him which made me consider
the earlier thread and resolve to acknowledge all other
cyclists regardlesss of appearance.
Cyclist 2: He overtook me with a "good morning", duly
acknowledged. Although not a great benchmark the ease with
which he left me indicated he was a seriously keen rider, so
1 up for a genuine roadie.
Cyclist 3: From the other direction appeared Lance, well
someone decked out from head to toe in UPS gear anyway,
"Good morning" says I to be greeting with a stare that led
me to believe he'd just been beamed down and I was the first
Earthling he'd seen. Surprise or ignorance I don't know but
the lack of response awards him a -1 to a wannabe.
Cyclist 4: A young lady pushing a mtb up a hill, "Good
morning" says I to be rewarded with a warm greeting and a
smile that could lead me to a divorce so I could spend the
rest of my life pushing her bike up hills just to see her
smile. 1 up to nice young ladies.
Cyclist 5: Mr. Trainers and toe-clips approaching the other
way on a parked car chicane and passing within a few feet
(bits of metres). Bless him, it's not his fault I'd turned
invisible at that point, I went to speak but figured my
voice coming out of the ether might spook him. -2 to a
complete bottom.
Cyclists 6 & 7: Geezer followed by GF by the looks of
things. "Good afternoon" says I. "Grunt" says Geezer in a
man meeting man manly manner, not exactly unfriendly, just
can't be seen to be less than a man. 0.5 to Geezer. "Good
afternoon" says I to GF. "Hi" says GF with a smile that
makes me want to push a stick into Geezers rear mech so he
can push his bike as well as Young Ladys while I enjoy the
company of Young Lady and GF before SWMBO wonders where I am
and has me arrested for being a Dirty Old Man. Another point
to Nice Young Ladies.
So there you have it folks, proper roadies with nothing to
prove and young ladies are the friendliest cyclists based on
my research. (Yeah, I know, the sample was a bit small).
<1> assuming there is one.
Pete