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  1. It has been a horrible week for me and my bicycles. Let me
    tell you about
    it...

    I live two miles from Aldershot station and work in West
    Smithfield, central London. I used to ride my Dawes Galaxy
    to Aldershot, lock it up for the day, take the train, and
    walk a mile or so from Waterloo to Smithfield. Then about
    three months ago I got my hands on my partner's Brompton T3
    and started bringing it to London and cycling that mile
    instead, locking it up in the company garage (an open area
    in the side of the building) since there's not much space
    indoors. I decided it was a great bike, and clearly the best
    way of making that journey across London.

    On Wednesday (the day of the tube strike) I came out of work
    to find the bicycle gone and the lock (an Abus Steel-o-Flex)
    cut open and lying on the floor. The company called in the
    police, who interviewed me and took the CCTV tapes covering
    the garage. They also examined the lock and told me it had
    been sliced through with some kind of power tool - it was a
    very clean cut. They don't think I'll get the bike back, but
    they might be able to get something out of the CCTV. It has
    to be said though, the police were really, really great.
    They showed up quickly, were really friendly, and appeared
    to be doing everything they could.

    So this put me back where I was before - locking up the
    Dawes at Aldershot. Last night (Friday) I went out to dinner
    in Guildford, and traveled straight there from London,
    leaving the bike at the station overnight. Came to collect
    it this morning, and found the tyres slashed. Same thing had
    happened to the three other bikes also locked up there
    (there are very rarely any bikes parked there late at night,
    which is why I think it happened this morning). I reported
    it to the platform staff, who said that there was CCTV on
    the bicycle lockup area, and that if I called the British
    Transport Police, they could take a look at it. The BTP took
    down all the details but said they wouldn't be coming down -
    they'd just get in touch with the station manager at some
    point to investigate the CCTV. So I left a note on each of
    the other bicycles with a few details, my very kind partner
    showed up with his car, and we took the injured bike home.

    Fortunately both bikes are insured (CTC cyclecover) but I
    can't believe I've had such rotten luck with my bikes this
    week. I have one more bike, a Fausto Coppi Torino racer
    but I now have strong suspicions that the world is out to
    get me and my bikes so I'm planning on staying in for a
    few days. 🙂

    So I'm looking at new tyres, tubes... and a new folder,
    since I was really getting to like the Brompton. Hopefully
    I'll be able to find somewhere to keep the new bike in the
    office where I can keep an eye on it.

    By the way this is my first time posting here, although I'm
    a regular reader. I just thought I'd tell you all about this
    so you can appreciate your own bikes being still intact /
    still with you (I hope 🙂

    Helen

    --

    (remove the last letter of the alphabet to respond by e-
    mail)

  2. You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen. (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around in a
    short while...)

    --
    Helen D. Vecht: [email hidden] Edgware.

  3. Hel typed:

    Quoted message said:

    Fortunately both bikes are insured (CTC cyclecover) but I
    can't believe I've had such rotten luck with my bikes this
    week. I have one more bike, a Fausto Coppi Torino racer
    but I now have strong suspicions that the world is out to
    get me and my bikes so I'm planning on staying in for a
    few days. 🙂

    Read the thread entitled "Bad language while riding" .. it
    sums up what the thiefs (thieves ?) really are .. but don't
    stay in too long, 'cos if you do, then the [censored] really
    have have won.

    Quoted message said:

    By the way this is my first time posting here, although
    I'm a regular reader. I just thought I'd tell you all
    about this so you can appreciate your own bikes being
    still intact / still with you (I hope 🙂

    Heheheh .. 😉

    --
    Paul ...

    (8(|) ... Homer Rocks

  4. Helen Deborah Vecht said:


    You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen. (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around in
    a short while...)

    LOL :-)

    John B

  5. Quoted message said:

    You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen. (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around in
    a short while...)

    And here she is...

    My commiserations to the new Helen. I just hope that being
    called Helen and having bikes nicked is not an omen ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

    --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get
    correct one remove fame & fortune
    h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$

    --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel
    is switched off--

  6. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:
    Quoted message said:

    You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen. (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around in
    a short while...)

    And here she is...

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    TOny

  7. "Tony Raven" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:
    Quoted message said:

    You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen. (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around
    in a short while...)

    And here she is...

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    TOny

    Three Helens ? A troyo.

    Curious

  8. Dr Curious [email hidden] opined the following...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?


    Three Helens ? A troyo.

    He he.

    Jon

  9. in message <[email hidden]>, Tony Raven

    (') said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:
    Quoted message said:

    You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen. (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around
    in a short while...)

    And here she is...


    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    An Ilium of Helens, perhaps?

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke)
    jasmine.org.uk~simon

    [ This .sig intentionally left blank ]

  10. On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 16:42:09 +0100, "Hel" <[email hidden]>
    wrote in message <[email hidden]>:

    [snip tale of woe]

    There are two possible options for dealing with these
    micreants:

    - cut off their goolies
    - shoot them and burn the bodies

    Tough call.

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
    posting. chapmancentral.co.ukchapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
    Washington University

  11. I'll be a fourth Helen!

    I take my Brompton (folded) into the office and it sits
    either next to my desk or in the coat cupboard. No one minds
    (though they all think I'm a bit nutty for cycling in
    London....)

    Bad luck Helen....hope you have more luck with the new bike.

    Cheers, Helen B "dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers"
    <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:20040703135226.29725.00000869@mb-
    m18.aol.com...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You poor, poor thing!

    I can only offer you sympathy.

    Another Helen. (There'll probably be Mrs Simmons around
    in a short while...)

    And here she is...

    My commiserations to the new Helen. I just hope that being
    called Helen


    and

    Quoted message said:

    having bikes nicked is not an omen ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

    --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get
    correct one remove fame & fortune
    h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$

    --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the
    tunnel is switched


    off--

  12. On 3/7/04 8:05 pm, in article
    [email hidden], "Simon Brooke"

    Quoted message said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Tony Raven ('junk@raven-
    family.com'😉 wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    An Ilium of Helens, perhaps?

    Thats only for ones you haven't met but only heard of. Once
    you have met them it is an Odyssey of Helens

    ..d

  13. On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 19:00:09 +0100, Tony Raven <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    Not sure, but I know what a millihelen is.

    --
    Dave...

    Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live. -
    Mark Twain

  14. On 3/7/04 9:42 pm, in article [email hidden],

    Dave Kahn said:

    On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 19:00:09 +0100, Tony Raven <junk@raven-

    family.com said:

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    Not sure, but I know what a millihelen is.

    It's a face that launched a single ship.

    ..d

  15. David Martin said:

    On 3/7/04 9:42 pm, in article
    [email hidden], "Dave Kahn"

    Quoted message said:

    On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 19:00:09 +0100, Tony Raven <junk@raven-

    family.com said:

    Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    Not sure, but I know what a millihelen is.

    It's a face that launched a single ship.

    Or more scientifically: that amount of beauty which is just
    sufficient to launch one ship.

    And a microhelen - just sufficient to launch one plank.

    --
    Dave...

    Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live. -
    Mark Twain

  16. you know? said:

    There are two possible options for dealing with these
    micreants:

    - cut off their goolies
    - shoot them and burn the bodies

    Would 'both' be a permitted option?
    --

    Cheers,

    Al

  17. In "]news:[email hidden],
    Hel <[email hidden]> typed:

    Quoted message said:

    It has been a horrible week for me and my bicycles. Let me
    tell you about it...

    Bad luck. Further commiserations on the vandalism and good
    luck on replacing the Brompton. Happy cycling.

    Ambrose

  18. Hel said:

    It has been a horrible week for me and my bicycles. Let me
    tell you about
    it...


    [snip]

    Do what we did... emigrate. Mind you h*lm*ts are required
    over ( under? ) here. Cagers are no better, tho'

    Steve

  19. David Martin said:

    Thats only for ones you haven't met but only heard of.
    Once you have met them it is an Odyssey of Helens

    From the comment on first espying them of "the Helens are
    odyssey" ?

    IGMC

    Tony

  20. in message <[email hidden]>, Dave Kahn

    (') said:
    David Martin said:

    On 3/7/04 9:42 pm, in article
    [email hidden], "Dave Kahn"

    Quoted message said:

    On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 19:00:09 +0100, Tony Raven <junk@raven-
    family.com> wrote:

    > Whats the collective noun for Helens I wonder?

    Not sure, but I know what a millihelen is.

    It's a face that launched a single ship.

    Or more scientifically: that amount of beauty which is
    just sufficient to launch one ship.

    And a microhelen - just sufficient to launch one plank.

    [boggles]

    A picohelen?

    A nanohelen

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke)
    jasmine.org.uk~simon

    ;; Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

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