1970s rock band

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Nathan's posterior is doing a very good impersonation of a
1970s rock band

Are you sure he's comfortable with his mum describing
embarrassing accidents and intimate details of his anatomy
for the world to read..?

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Nathan's posterior is doing a very good impersonation of a
1970s rock band - Deep Purple. He came off his bike last
night taking a turn too quickly and having the pedal on
the inside of the turn in the down position. This resulted
in Nathan assuming the downed position very quickly
thereafter. Entirely his own fault. He has a nice range of
road rash on various bits of his anatomy and substantial
bruising. The nose of his saddle hit the base of his spine
quite harshly and the resultant bruising is spectacular.
As I saw the whole thing, my heart skipped a few beats and
I've never run so quickly in my life to get to him to
check him over.

Cheers, helen s

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Presumably his shorts are another rock band: . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Die Toten Hosen

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Quoted message said:

Are you sure he's comfortable with his mum describing
embarrassing accidents and intimate details of his anatomy
for the world to read..?

Hardly initimate unless you are particularly delicate

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Presumably his shorts are another rock band:

More like Die Kranken Hosen ;-)

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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Hardly initimate unless you are particularly delicate

I am, of course, but was also exaggerating a tad 🙂

Ewoud Dronkert wondered:

Quoted message said:

Are you sure he's comfortable with his mum describing
embarrassing accidents and intimate details of his anatomy
for the world to read..?

I notice no-one's asked for JPEGs. And I'm certainly not
about to be the one to do so.

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reply address)
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dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine

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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers (') said:

Nathan's posterior is doing a very good impersonation of a
1970s rock band - Deep Purple. He came off his bike last
night taking a turn too quickly and having the pedal on
the inside of the turn in the down position. This resulted
in Nathan assuming the downed position very quickly
thereafter. Entirely his own fault. He has a nice range of
road rash on various bits of his anatomy and substantial
bruising. The nose of his saddle hit the base of his spine
quite harshly and the resultant bruising is spectacular.
As I saw the whole thing, my heart skipped a few beats and
I've never run so quickly in my life to get to him to
check him over.

Ouch. Done (pretty much) that at (pretty much) that age
(cornering much to fast in heavy rain). The comforting thing
is, I've never done it since. So it may be the last time you
or anyone else sees his backside that colour.

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esponse03.html

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Nathan's posterior is doing a very good impersonation of a
1970s rock band
- Deep Purple. He came off his bike last night taking a
turn too quickly and having the pedal on the inside of
the turn in the down position. This resulted in Nathan
assuming the downed position very quickly thereafter.
Entirely his own fault. He has a nice range of road rash
on various bits of his anatomy and substantial bruising.
The nose of his saddle hit the base of his spine quite
harshly and the resultant bruising is spectacular. As I
saw the whole thing, my heart skipped a few beats and
I've never run so quickly in my life to get to him to
check him over.

Ouch! Poor lad - and poor you, too, must've been scary to
watch.

I hope he'll be better soon, but I guess he'll be riding out
of the saddle for a while.

Was the bike damaged at all ?

--
Carol "Can we please not talk about my underwear?"
- Fred, "Angel"

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Quoted message said:

Presumably his shorts are another rock band:

More like Die Kranken Hosen ;-)

Well in my experience, if they're kranken in a critical
place they're definitely toten. Unless he wants Die Welt to
see his Bratwurst ;-)

Ewoud Dronkert said:

On 23 Jun 2004 18:43:42 GMT,

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Nathan's posterior is doing a very good impersonation of
a 1970s rock band

Are you sure he's comfortable with his mum describing
embarrassing accidents and intimate details of his anatomy
for the world to read..?

And with the glory of google groups, he'll be able to look
it up for posterity (pun horror!) for years to come...

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Ewoud Dronkert wondered:

Quoted message said:

Are you sure he's comfortable with his mum describing
embarrassing accidents and intimate details of his
anatomy for the world to read..?

I notice no-one's asked for JPEGs. And I'm certainly not
about to be the one to do so.

If Helen supplies them, they should go on your site along
with the bibshorts/nipples perversion pictures :-)
--
"A kilt opens up new possibilities."
- Gary D. Schwartz in rec.backcountry

Mark South said:

If Helen supplies them, they should go on your site along
with the bibshorts/nipples perversion pictures :-)

You talking to me? Because
phys.uu.nlbib.jpgOpen ↗

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Quoted message said:

Mark South said:

If Helen supplies them, they should go on your site along
with the bibshorts/nipples perversion pictures :-)

You talking to me? Because
phys.uu.nlbib.jpgOpen ↗

That's fascinating. However, Danny's pictures are MUCH
worse, because of whose nipples they show...?!
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into reality."
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Quoted message said:

Nathan's posterior is doing a very good impersonation of a
1970s rock band - Deep Purple. He came off his bike last
night taking a turn too quickly and having the pedal on
the inside of the turn in the down position. This resulted
in Nathan assuming the downed position very quickly
thereafter. Entirely his own fault.

Been there, done that - and in competition at that
(criterium at the County Showground, Harrogate; inevitably
it all went wrong just as I was starting to make progress
and move up the field [1]). Ruined a rather pricey pair of
bibshorts into the bargain, but the original poster may view
this as A Good Thing ;-)

Quoted message said:

He has a nice range of road rash on various bits of his
anatomy and substantial bruising. The nose of his saddle
hit the base of his spine quite harshly and the resultant
bruising is spectacular.

Ouch (and then some)! Hope he's on the mend already; pass on
a "get well" message from me.

David E. Belcher

[1] This accident was partly responsible for my decision
to move to the realm of cyclo-cross, in which
accidents in bunched races tend to involve lower
speeds and softer landings!

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Nathan's posterior is doing a very good impersonation of a
1970s rock band - Deep Purple. He came off his bike last
night taking a turn too quickly and having the pedal on
the inside of the turn in the down position. This resulted
in Nathan assuming the downed position very quickly
thereafter. Entirely his own fault. He has a nice range of
road rash on various bits of his anatomy and substantial
bruising. The nose of his saddle hit the base of his spine
quite harshly and the resultant bruising is spectacular.
As I saw the whole thing, my heart skipped a few beats and
I've never run so quickly in my life to get to him to
check him over.

Should have followed the advice elsewhere to wear a helmet
on his jacksey ;-)

Commisserations to Nathan

Tony

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Ouch! Poor lad - and poor you, too, must've been scary
to watch.

Thanks - it was scary to watch. That old Mother Instinct
kicked into gear and I had him checked over for breakages in
seconds... The pit opening in my stomach as I heard him
scream as he hit the deck was not a sound I enjoyed hearing.

Quoted message said:

I hope he'll be better soon, but I guess he'll be riding
out of the saddle for a while.

Well, he was due to cycle last night, but there was a
galeforce wind plus rain, so discretion was the better part
of valour last night. He's due to ride in an event at the
weekend - but we'll see how he feels. personally I'd like
him to be back on the bike a.s.a.p.

Quoted message said:

Was the bike damaged at all ?

Just a deep gouge out of a pedal, handlebar tape scuffed,
saddle bent & handlebars bent. All stuff that can be
sorted easily.

Cheers, helen s

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Ouch (and then some)! Hope he's on the mend already; pass
on a "get well" message from me.

Will do and thanks.

Cheers, helen s

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Should have followed the advice elsewhere to wear a helmet
on his jacksey ;-)

Heh ;-)

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Commisserations to Nathan

Thanks - he's feeling a tad miserable at the moment!

Cheers, helen s

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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

Quoted message said:

Ouch! Poor lad - and poor you, too, must've been scary
to watch.

Thanks - it was scary to watch. That old Mother Instinct
kicked into gear and I had him checked over for breakages
in seconds... The pit opening in my stomach as I heard him
scream as he hit the deck was not a sound I enjoyed
hearing.

When katie had her first crash (it was on the track) my
stomach felt sick. Natural reaction I suppose. She was very
proud of the scars tho'.

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Quoted message said:

I hope he'll be better soon...

Ditto.

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Well, he was due to cycle last night, but there was a
galeforce wind plus rain, so discretion was the better
part of valour last night. He's due to ride in an event at
the weekend - but we'll see how he feels. personally I'd
like him to be back on the bike a.s.a.p.

Any chance of some results for Nathan?

I understand he rode the GHS 10 recently.

What was his place and time?

John B