Eeughhh!

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I didn't use that bottle again after that. It's now in the
steriliser.

Wimp. Hugh Fiercely-Eatitall would have ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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This morning I had one of the less pleasant cycling
experiences of my life. I was raising my bottle to my
mouth. It was about 1" from my mouth when a bird shat on
the lid and neck of the bottle.

Which reminds me <rambles on>...

I was cycling through Cambourne admiring the scenery and
felt a thud on my back, I reached behind and a split second
before my brain said "dog [censored]!" I touched it. And my brain
was right :-(

Pete

Danny Colyer said:

This morning I had one of the less pleasant cycling
experiences of my life. I was raising my bottle to my
mouth. It was about 1" from my mouth when a bird shat on
the lid and neck of the bottle.

Oh yuck.

What twit decided that being pooed on by a bird was supposed
to be lucky, anyway ?

Quoted message said:

I didn't use that bottle again after that. It's now in the
steriliser.

Sounds like a good plan.

--
Carol "How fleeting are all human passions when compared to
the massive continuity of ducks." - Dorothy L. Sayers,
_Gaudy Night_

Carol Hague said:

What twit decided that being pooed on by a bird was
supposed to be lucky, anyway ?

Sounds like Peter B was even luckier than me. Yuck.

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Quoted message said:

This morning I had one of the less pleasant cycling
experiences of my life. I was raising my bottle to my
mouth. It was about 1" from my mouth when a bird shat on
the lid and neck of the bottle.

Which reminds me <rambles on>...

I was cycling through Cambourne admiring the scenery and
felt a thud on my back, I reached behind and a split
second before my brain said "dog [censored]!" I touched it. And
my brain was right :-(

So you are saying that dogs in Cambourne are
particularly talented and despise all cyclists? Or am I
envisioning it wrong?
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"The threads in your trousers are probably quite
stable dimensionally but you can deform the trousers
quite happily."
- David Martin in uk.rec.cycling

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Danny Colyer said:

This morning I had one of the less pleasant cycling
experiences of my life. I was raising my bottle to my
mouth. It was about 1" from my mouth when a bird shat on
the lid and neck of the bottle.

LOL! (sorry ...:-)

What steed were you on at the time? Anything a reasonable
person (say, a bird) might be poking fun at?

--
Nick Kew

Nick Kew said:

What steed were you on at the time? Anything a reasonable
person (say, a bird) might be poking fun at?

No, my upright bike was hanging on the wall in the workshop,
where it belongs :-P

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Danny Colyer (the UK company has been laughed out of my
reply address)
<URL:http://www.speedy5.freeserve.co.uk/danny/> "He who
dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine