Knifed tire

Quoted post said:

Originally posted by SilentGTboy
<snip psycho muffin story>

He should be paying for your destroyed parts and apologising
for flipping out. You should apologise for eating his muffin..

hippy
- who probably would've eaten ALL his muffins..

If you didn't think it was him to start with, maybe it wasn't.

Your mom needs to seriously consider getting a new boy friend. I mean come on, flipping out over muffins? How immature, if he gets this angry over a few missing muffins what is he capable of doing when something really pisses him off? What's next? Geez, if it were me I would be having a serious talk with my mothers choices in boy friends.

Forgive me if I'm over stepping my bounds here but that type of behaviour shouldn't exist in a relationship where he is supposed to care about others and I get [censored] hearing when people act that way.

BTW, you shouldn't slash his truck tires. That would just be wrong too.

Dan.

If you gash his truck tyres you'll end up owing him a small fortune, whereas a bike tyre/tube is relatively cheap. Plus, if it wasn't actually him who knifed your bike tyre, you'll feel like a real [censored].

[QUOTE][i]He's a nice guy too and I didn't think it was him until I remember the muffin incident which happened weeks ago. [/B][/QUOTE]

This is nuts! Who could fly off the handle over such a thing? Are you telling the whole story? I mean, you aren't leaving out the part where he said "There's this guy who said he would pay me $1500 if I brought him exactly 5 muffins in a ziplock bag in the next 10 minutes, so don't eat them ok?" 🙂

If that's not the case, what happens to you when you change the channel while he's watching the ball game? Does he saw the legs of your bed off?

I guess you need to first find out if he did it for certain... if it was meant as a "message" its a forgone conclusion he'll say "you're damn right I did it! don't eat my muffins!" since its not much of a warning if he doesn't confess to it...

Those must be some damn good muffins! they weren't even fresh out of the oven either!

Feanor

Is knifing illegal? Could it be considered vandalism?

And yeah, flipping out about having ONE muffin eaten is kind of strange. It's not like he was on an island with nothing else to eat but them. But anyway, I wouldn't take revenge (especially if I didn't know for sure that the person actually did it). If you got the wrong person, then you'd have two people [censored] at you instead of one.

So, I guess it's safe to say you know the muffin man, then? 😄 I'm sorry, couldn't resist. That is one strange story though! Okay, I'll go stand in the corner now...

if you know for sure it was him then [censored] on some of the muffins or put some salt peter in there or soemthing harmless. but never let him know you did it .

I say silenttgboy's gotta' talk to the guy about it... I know, I know, only a woman would offer such mealy-mouthed advice... But I'm not convinced the guy did it, either... Do not act in haste, you might find ou it was someone else and sorely regret it...

Did he say anything about it at the time of the muffin incident? Had there been prior warnings not to eat said muffins?

BTW, as a side note, saltpeter can be very toxic, don't use that. And with the salt trick, you'll be fingered out quite quickly. Better yet, poke a small hole and hide a tiny pebble in a muffin (Cruuuunch!), if you eventually decide that revenge is merited.

He'll think his Ma is starting to get a little careless in the kitchen and chew her out.

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

P.S. Are the muffins really THAT good?

Thats the story. His mom makes him muffins and brings them over and he takes some with him when he is working moving his palm trees or taking care of them. For God sake they are free to him and he has never said anything to me that they are "HIS" muffins.
The tube I had on there was thornproof which is VERY thick, about three quarters stacked. I can't even use the tire, I tried and thats how I found out it was stabbed. When I replaced the tube and filled it with air the tube comes out of the slash. My bike stays in a closed garage in a nice nieghborhood so I know it wasn't anyone that I didn't let into the garage. At first I didn't even suspect him, I showed my mom and even asked my little sister(8). Then mom brought up the muffin incident. She said he was really [censored] that morning when she was still in bed. She heard him slamming everything and cursing.

Funny thing is, the day I posted this topic he was sitting at the kitchen table and mom came by with a big bag of muffins. I answered the door and when, Mmmmm, MUFFINS! Loud enough for him to hear. I should Eat a couple and the leave the little paper wrapping laying on the counter..
His taking my mom on a cruise to all the little islands by Barbados and I don't want and mom doesn't want him to be angry the whole week them two are gone. So anytime after th 28th.

exlax can do wonders (G)

If he did that then he really is a petty jerk, I hope Mom sees what's going on and addresses the problem.

But what if you try to talk to him about it? Sounds like there are probably lots of other underlying issues, plenty of tensions to go around, maybe he's not very receptive. Jerk won't share his free muffins with his girlfriend's kids? Yeesh.

And he takes it out on an innocent bicycle, that's the real clencher in the story. Poor tire, probably never saw it coming.

Exlax... hmmmm... I like it....

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Originally posted by stevek
exlax can do wonders (G)

Exlax could be dangerous too. Sounds like he could be really full of [censored]. Exlax could unleash a regular Pandora's box.😄

Could be the prefcet plan, right before Ma and boyfriend head out on that cruise... Wicked, evil....

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Originally posted by less'go
Could be the prefcet plan, right before Ma and boyfriend head out on that cruise... Wicked, evil....

Nah! Thats not evil. Slip some fuses and traces of ammonia nitrate
into his luggage and later report him as a bomb bearing terrorist.
Still not what I consider evil but that only took me 15 s.ec to think up.

Hmm. Sounds like the lesser known cousin to the 'snake-bite' -- the 'muffin-bite' puncture. :eek: Both deadly in terms of empting the tire of air in an instant... Nothing to do other than pull over and get out the spare.

I have heard that an once of lead behind the left ear puts a stop all activity, only problem you gotta apply it with a .44 Ruger or Smith & Wesson will do. But maybe the Exlax thing is a lot less noisy. :p

You should cut off his mullet while he sleeps

You know, I once had a boss I didn't care for much. The solution to that problem was to get him promoted out of my department. I did everything I could to make him look good to his boss and within a matter of months, he was gone.

You could take a similar approach, modified to fit your situation. Find this guy a new girl, or find your mother a new guy. Don't let them know you are doing this. Like the folks at the shoe company say, "just do it".

TD