helo Everbody agane it is Me againe yoar old freand 14
agiane with a verey verey intresting queston from Master
Weloby what i Have put underneath me in Case you want
somthink to read in the toilert.
"Is it religion that separates us from the
animals? Surely our love of God and our
faith in Him is what puts us apart from the
domestic pet, or the beast in the field?.
Phillip Willoughby, UK"
yes, That and the abbility NOT to muck yoarself at various
intervals through the day like maney anminals do, Mister
Wallaby. the 2 tend to go hand in hand becasue it is verey
hard to think rioutous, Holey thorts when you have got a
trouser full of pooh, i Think you will agree !
but ! i can hafe simpathy mister Woolybear as this is much
moare widespred than is reported in the news, and if you
look arount in church at peapel who art praying you will
clearly see thoase who are SO taken by the Rupture of God
they have cacked themsealves during thear communism with
Him. is this NOT as clear as the stains on Yoar legs ? in
This instence my Frend you May feel that it is safer to stay
on yoar kneas in case it slides down yoar leg and falls out
yer trouser, but ! shirley the Loard Are God wouldst NOT
want us to be emmbarassed by this as shirley it shows how
much you love him?
Men (and somtimes wimmen) hafe been going to the toilert for
YEARS , my dear, and it is a Perfecly nachural think to do.
lo, is not a vissit to the toilert a neceserry precaution
befoar most forms of conjugal activity?? i Thing you will
find the answewer is YES, and offen a man will spend HOURS
maiking sure his bowells are properley empty befoar leaving
the lavertory door open afterwards .
at This point cleaver readers will Hafe begun to see a plaN
i have got so As peapel do NOT hafe to wory about mucking
themselfs in Church when they are deep in Preyer and that is
to colect up the pooh in large tanks and USE IT to POWER the
CHurCH ! is this Not brilliant and worthy Of somethink?
perhaps you could Arsek yoar frends if they think it is !
i Know it wouldst not be easy at fist becasue the older
peapel will still be a bit emmbarrast about having a [censored] in
public and it Would envolve turning all the Chuches into
large public Toilerts, but if you think about it the
concepts ARE basicaly the same (you go thear and crouch
down) so i Say - hell, lets give it a shot ! and NO i am NOT
ashamed of saying the word 'shot' becasue it is verey
simliar to '[censored]' and i Can thearfore blaime my spell-
chequer for the mistaik)
it wouldst Be best to start up doing this in plaices whear
they can NOT aforrd both churcHes AND toilerts so parts of
Cannada imediately sprink to mind. large portions Of cannada
are to this day still without powered Churches, and whear
thear are men thear is the need to Worship so shirley thoase
cold, frosty Wastlands wouldst be a prefect plaice to start?
why, if Cannada produced enouff logs they mite even power
the WHOAL of the Northern Collonies !
folowwing This thear wouldst be a deacent repackaging Plan
to maike the process of 'puting a litle somthink in the
Collection Dish' moar of a 'experience' for other Americcans
and This wouldst sureley catch on if thear was a reward-
system atached like the blood-doner service whear you get a
litle gold badge after You 'gave' 50 times or somthink. i Do
NOT know the exact detales of the reward-system but mite
have a think about it the next time i am On The Toilert. it
will NOT involve ANYTHINK turd-shaped or a 'golden stool' or
anythink as this would be tacky and cheapen the whoal thing.
so you See - when it comes to god were closer To the
anminals than you think mister Walterly, so the next time
you see a cat or a dog crouching down for a pooh, or walk
past a field full of cow-Pats, rememember to look for God in
the motions of ALL his creations ...
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