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  1. The noise a bike makes when the chain goes off the inside of
    the block and jams, bringing the mech into rapid and
    catastrophic contact with the spokes. Result: one snapped
    spoke, one bent rim, one siezed mess of chain, mech and
    wheel, one bent hanger and M5 screw, a comprehensively
    nurdled rear mech and one thoroughly twisted dropout.

    It took about 15 minutes of hard graft with chain tool,
    spoke key and a handy discarded rail key[1] before the
    bike was rendered rideable, albeit with the back brake
    left unhooked.

    I can afford to be sanguine about this incident, plainly the
    result of woeful maintenance and ignoring the warning signs,
    because (a) it was a nice day and [mainly] (b) it was not
    one of our bikes, but that of some random bloke we passed on
    the Phoenix Trail[2]. Last seen proceeding at a stately pace
    on the third sprocket, from which I had advised him not to
    try changing under any circumstances due to the
    comprehensively nurdled mech.

    In other news, Pete is getting along really well with gears
    now, he's taken to them much quicker than Michael did. He
    can make it up most modest hills even with poor surfaces. He
    rode the full 15 miles from Thame to Princes Risborough and
    back, and his little legs did not give out once, although
    mild bribery was required at one point.

    We particularly enjoyed the signal seats - seats which flip
    up and are linked to a stylised signal at the top of a pair
    of steel posts. Seat down, signal at Danger, seat up,
    signal at Clear. And the animal sculptures on poles were
    pretty good, too. Lunch at Mia Capri Italian restaurant in
    Thame, highly recommended (but not cheap; there is a pizza
    place next door which looked cheaper but I fancied the
    fresh pasta).

    I also missed my opportunity to tell the bloke from Sustrans
    that the loose gravelly [censored] with which they have taken to
    covering their tracks is a work of Stan, very offputting to
    novice cyclists and a [censored] on road tyres.

    [1] One of these: <url:http://www.trainweb.org/railwaytechn-
    ical/Bullhead%20Track%20closeup.jpg>

    [2]ustrans.org.uk/webcode/Mappage.asp?bResList=1&xMapCoord=-
    0.971641&yMapCoord=51.745717>
    - click the letters along the route for pics of the Sustrans
    sculptures and things.

    Guy
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