MASTERCARD wedding
You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a
recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It
was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-
law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of
his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a
manila env! elope. He said this was his gift to everyone,
and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
envelope was an 8x10
gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there,
just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy
goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all,
trashing the bride's ! and best man's reputations in front
of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the
size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion..................................$ 3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui..............................$ 8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD.
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Was this a good one or what??!!
Alan
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