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  1. Last night at about 20:55 I was hit by an egg thrown from
    an overtaking car in Lower Road, Harrow. It's the second
    time in as many months that I've been attacked in this way,
    and at almost the same time and location. In the previous
    incident the car was coming towards me, I didn't see the
    egg coming, and didn't get any useful details of the car.
    This time, however, I managed to get a good view of it as
    it sped away.

    It was a distinctive colour, dark yellow or old gold, and
    something like a Ford Escort. I thought I'd got the number
    correctly as H 248 JHT. However, either I've made a mistake
    with this number (I only had a second or two to read it in
    the dusk) or it's a false plate as the DVLA computer does
    not recognise it, even trying different initial letters.

    Unprovoked assault seems to be the main hazard of my commute
    these days. This makes the fifth since Christmas Eve. I'm
    getting a bit fed up with being a target for mindless idiots
    simply because I'm a cyclist, and I'd like to identify this
    vehicle if possible. I'll be keeping a lookout for it in the
    next few days of course, and I'd appreciate it if anyone
    else in that general area could do the same. I suspect I've
    made a transposition error somewhere, but if I've read the
    number correctly the car is on the road illegally and the
    police will be most interested to find out where it is kept.

    I was unhurt from either attack, incidentally, apart from
    some trivial pain and a bruise each time the size of,
    err.. an egg, but eventually someone is going to get
    seriously injured.

    --
    Dave...

  2. Dave Kahn said:

    Last night at about 20:55 I was hit by an egg thrown from
    an overtaking car in Lower Road, Harrow.

    Not my patch. Hope you track the tossers down.

    I'm sure Mr Larrington has some reasonable suggestions to
    make.

  3. [email hidden] (Dave Kahn)typed

    Quoted message said:

    Last night at about 20:55 I was hit by an egg thrown from
    an overtaking car in Lower Road, Harrow.

    How horrible! Local sentiment (as opposed to politics) is
    rather anti-cyclist. The editorial attiude of the Harrow
    Times does not help. Maybe you should write a letter to that
    august publication as an assault victim.

    --
    Helen D. Vecht: [email hidden] Edgware.

  4. "Dave Kahn" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Last night at about 20:55 I was hit by an egg thrown from
    an overtaking car in Lower Road, Harrow. It's the second
    time in as many months that I've been attacked in this
    way, and at almost the same time and location.

    Luckily the morons around here who try the same thing
    obviously have not had the benefit of a Harrovian
    education, as they throw their missiles at you *after *
    they've passed.

    --
    Simon Mason Anlaby East Yorkshire. 53°44'N 0°26'W
    simonmason.karoo.netsimonmason.karoo.net

  5. "Simonb" <[email hidden]>typed

    Quoted message said:
    Dave Kahn said:

    Last night at about 20:55 I was hit by an egg thrown
    from an overtaking car in Lower Road, Harrow.

    Quoted message said:

    Not my patch. Hope you track the tossers down.

    Quoted message said:

    I'm sure Mr Larrington has some reasonable suggestions
    to make.

    It is (nearly) mine.

    I'll keep my eyes peeled.

    --
    Helen D. Vecht: [email hidden] Edgware.

  6. Helen Deborah Vecht said:


    I'll keep my eyes peeled.

    That was supposed to be a yolk, yes?

    Tony

  7. Tony Raven said:

    That was supposed to be a yolk, yes?

    I think you could omlette her off for that one.

  8. Simonb said:
    Tony Raven said:

    That was supposed to be a yolk, yes?

    I think you could omlette her off for that one.

    I wouldnt shell out to read your puns.

  9. [email hidden] (Dave Kahn) wrote in
    :"]news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    It was a distinctive colour, dark yellow or old gold, and
    something like a Ford Escort. I thought I'd got the number
    correctly as H 248 JHT. However, either I've made a
    mistake with this number (I only had a second or two to
    read it in the dusk) or it's a false plate as the DVLA
    computer does not recognise it, even trying different
    initial letters.

    Just out of interest, can Joe Public search on the DVLA to
    find out who owns a vehicle after an incident like this?

  10. Dave Kahn said:

    Last night at about 20:55 I was hit by an egg thrown
    from an overtaking car in Lower Road, Harrow. It's the
    second time in as many months that I've been attacked in
    this way,

    It always amazes me when this happens - do these cretins
    drive around with an open box of eggs on the passenger seat
    on the off chance of passing a bike?

    --
    Andy Leighton => [email hidden] "The Lord is my
    shepherd, but we still lost the sheep dog trials"
    - Robert Rankin, _They Came And Ate Us_

  11. Once, when I lived up that way, a passing pikey thought it
    would be amusing to heave a half-brick at a passing cyclist,
    viz. me. Fortunately he missed, but it's nice to know that
    the traditions are being passed on to the next generation.

    Not. Let's hope someone gets his number and/or has him
    killed sooner rather than later.

    --

    Dave Larrington - legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uklegslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk
    ===========================================================
    Editor - British Human Power Club Newsletter
    bhpc.org.ukbhpc.org.uk
    ===========================================================

  12. "Andy Leighton" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    It always amazes me when this happens - do these cretins
    drive around with an open box of eggs on the passenger
    seat on the off chance of passing a bike?

    Also they arn't cheap! Sainsburys charge about £1.50 for 6
    (free range organic i think), but i guess asda battery eggs
    are cheaper.

  13. On Fri, 21 May 2004 15:55:23 GMT, Andy Leighton <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Dave Kahn said:

    Last night at about 20:55 I was hit by an egg thrown
    from an overtaking car in Lower Road, Harrow. It's the
    second time in as many months that I've been attacked in
    this way,

    It always amazes me when this happens - do these cretins
    drive around with an open box of eggs on the passenger seat
    on the off chance of passing a bike?

    In many years of cycling I've had three sort of similar
    incidents.

    The first was a corker; a ginormous firework rocket launched
    from the shrubbery. Missed by miles but very spectacular.

    The second was the classic half-full beer can lobbed from
    the pavement. Missed again. For some reason I was really
    enraged by this and chased the sods who ran for a short
    distance. Then I and they realised there was 5 of them and 1
    of me so I fled.

    The third was the best. A carful of boneheads pulls up
    alongside and they start shooting at me with an air pistol.
    Missed. Missed. Missed. Bizarrely, I pursued them but was
    saved by my own stupidity by the lights changing.

  14. Dave Kahn said:

    Last night at about 20:55 I was hit by an egg thrown from
    an overtaking car in Lower Road, Harrow. It's the second
    time in as many months that I've been attacked in this
    way, and at almost the same time and location. In the
    previous incident the car was coming towards me, I didn't
    see the egg coming, and didn't get any useful details of
    the car. This time, however, I managed to get a good view
    of it as it sped away.

    It was a distinctive colour, dark yellow or old gold


    Most eggs are like that.

    Sorry, that was a bad attempt at a yolk.

  15. [email hidden] (Dave Kahn) wrote in
    :"]news:[email hidden]:

    Quoted message said:

    Last night at about 20:55 I was hit by an egg thrown from
    an overtaking car in Lower Road, Harrow. It's the second
    time in as many months that I've been attacked in this
    way, and at almost the same time and location. In the
    previous incident the car was coming towards me, I didn't
    see the egg coming, and didn't get any useful details of
    the car. This time, however, I managed to get a good view
    of it as it sped away.

    I've had a mouldy orange and a handful of fish and chips
    thrown at me in the past. Both times my jacket took several
    washes to get rid of the smell.

  16. "Adrian Boliston" <[email hidden]>typed

    Quoted message said:

    "Andy Leighton" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    It always amazes me when this happens - do these cretins
    drive around with an open box of eggs on the passenger
    seat on the off chance of passing a bike?

    Quoted message said:

    Also they arn't cheap! Sainsburys charge about £1.50 for 6
    (free range organic i think), but i guess asda battery
    eggs are cheaper.

    Yebbut Sainsbury's 'Low Price' eggs are 55p for a box
    of 6 IIRC...

    --
    Helen D. Vecht: [email hidden] Edgware.

  17. On Fri, 21 May 2004 17:13:03 +0100, "Dave Larrington" <[email hidden]>

    wrote in message : said:

    Once, when I lived up that way, a passing pikey thought it
    would be amusing to heave a half-brick at a passing
    cyclist, viz. me. Fortunately he missed, but it's nice to
    know that the traditions are being passed on to the next
    generation.

    It happened to me in genteel Snorbens. Admittedly I knew the
    pikey in question, and it was mainly motivated by my going
    to the "wrong" school. The icing on the cake was when his
    parent brought him round afterwards to demand an apology
    because I had made a Rude Retort. I told my dad what had
    actually happened and he did his very best impression of a
    well-built 6'2" plus bloke with half a lifetime's experience
    of controlling classes of unruly teenagers (which was, I
    have to say, both Very Convincing[1] and somewhat
    frightening). Exeunt pikey stage left, defeated.

    [1] On account of him being - oh, I can see you've
    beaten me to it.

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    chapmancentral.co.ukchapmancentral.co.uk

    88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

  18. Err, what's the "This is not a virus.vbs" attachment about?

    I'd virus scan your PC if that wasn't intended :-)

  19. Err, what's the "This is not a virus.vbs" attachment about?

    I'd virus scan your PC if that wasn't intended :-)

  20. Simon Brooke said:

    This is obviously fertile ground for punsters. How many
    more will they crack?

    I think I'll have to give you lot the bird.

    You can't lay around here!

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