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  1. What happened to your brilliant exposition about human
    nutrition and metabolic functions? I really expected you to
    post lots of references and documentation of your deep
    understanding of the subject, nearly.

    I mean, anybody who has so much information so readily
    available should take pity on the less informed and just
    offer the huddled masses the benefit of that superior grasp
    of it all. You know, to raise them to a higher station.

    So tell everybody about carbs and fats and glycogen 'n [censored].
    Don't just scurry off like that. Really. Everyone is waiting
    for more of your keenness. I took a poll while you were in
    the bathroom - plenty of time...

    Blowhard.

    Pastorio

  2. Bob (this one) said:

    What happened to your brilliant exposition about human
    nutrition and metabolic functions?

    I think he's still filling out that questionaire I gave
    him. He sure does get riled up when somebody mentions
    Atkins or low-carb.

    -sw

  3. "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    What happened to your brilliant exposition about human
    nutrition and metabolic functions? I really expected you
    to post lots of references and documentation of your deep
    understanding of the subject, nearly.

    I mean, anybody who has so much information so readily
    available should take pity on the less informed and just
    offer the huddled masses the benefit of that superior
    grasp of it all. You know, to raise them to a higher
    station.

    So tell everybody about carbs and fats and glycogen 'n
    [censored]. Don't just scurry off like that. Really. Everyone is
    waiting for more of your keenness. I took a poll while you
    were in the bathroom - plenty of time...

    Quoted message said:

    Blowhard.

    How can you intelligently converse with someone who
    resorts to name calling for no reason? You can't! Back to
    reality I guess...

    Quoted message said:

    Pastorio

  4. "Steve Wertz" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Bob (this one) said:

    What happened to your brilliant exposition about human
    nutrition and metabolic functions?

    I think he's still filling out that questionaire I gave
    him. He sure does get riled up when somebody mentions
    Atkins or low-carb.

    -sw

    Has anyone here every Googled "steve wertz"? Wow, this guy
    is the KING of KOOK's. And he seems to be closely followed
    by several of the other thugs in this NG. I guess I got
    sucked into believing there might have been some spark of
    intellingence at the other end of these guys but from the
    record these guys have, obviously not. This IS their life,
    period, they have no friends and IF they have jobs they must
    surely find themselves alone at the watercooler and eat
    lunch alone on a daily basis. YOU guys are the real diseases
    that infect Usenet. I can only imagine what kind of
    bandwidth we could save without you creating all the utterly
    sickening threads of name calling and [censored]. Step away
    from the monitor Steve and go turn on Springer, at least you
    won't be wasting anyone elses time but your own.

  5. Tesoro said:

    "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    What happened to your brilliant exposition about human
    nutrition and metabolic functions? I really expected you
    to post lots of references and documentation of your deep
    understanding of the subject, nearly.

    I mean, anybody who has so much information so readily
    available should take pity on the less informed and just
    offer the huddled masses the benefit of that superior
    grasp of it all. You know, to raise them to a higher
    station.

    So tell everybody about carbs and fats and glycogen 'n
    [censored]. Don't just scurry off like that. Really. Everyone is
    waiting for more of your keenness. I took a poll while you
    were in the bathroom - plenty of time...

    Quoted message said:

    Blowhard.

    How can you intelligently converse with someone who
    resorts to name calling for no reason?

    Oh, no, Tessie. You got those names (as they say in the
    commercials) the old fashioned way, you earned them.

    It's all about your blasting in, ignorantly pontificating
    and splashing your uninformed opinion around, about subjects
    you have the most shallow knowledge about and getting all
    snide and stupid when questioned or disputed.

    Quoted message said:

    You can't! Back to reality I guess...

    Bwah. The reality of showing your rigid superficiality and
    rather sad insistence on your opinion irrespective of any
    actual information from substantial sources.

    You asked for cites, I gave you cites. You shut up,
    tucked your tail between your legs and scurried out of
    the discussion without so much as a word of recognition.
    Real schoolyard bully [censored]. All big and tough until
    somebody shows your [censored] for the compost it is. Then
    skulk away silently.

    Wow.

    What a classy guy...

    Pastorio

  6. On Fri, 14 May 2004 09:39:35 -0400, "Tesoro" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    "Steve Wertz" <[email hidden]> wrote
    in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Bob (this one) said:

    What happened to your brilliant exposition about human
    nutrition and metabolic functions?

    I think he's still filling out that questionaire I gave
    him. He sure does get riled up when somebody mentions
    Atkins or low-carb.

    Has anyone here every Googled "steve wertz"?

    Oh no - He Googled me! *This* is why I gave you the kook
    questionnaire. You're doing everything exactly like the
    book says.

    Quoted message said:

    YOU guys are the real diseases that infect Usenet.

    Uh, we all work independently of others. Except on Friday
    afternoon when we all get together, drink a lot of Zima,
    pass out the assignments and discuss new strategies.

    Ooops - Which reminds me [looking at clock] I better take
    my weekly shower and get dressed - can't keep the Head
    Moose waiting.

    -sw

  7. "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Tesoro said:

    "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    What happened to your brilliant exposition about human
    nutrition and metabolic functions? I really expected you
    to post lots of references and documentation of your
    deep understanding of the subject, nearly.

    I mean, anybody who has so much information so readily
    available should take pity on the less informed and just
    offer the huddled masses the benefit of that superior
    grasp of it all. You know, to raise them to a higher
    station.

    So tell everybody about carbs and fats and glycogen 'n
    [censored]. Don't just scurry off like that. Really. Everyone
    is waiting for more of your keenness. I took a poll
    while you were in the bathroom - plenty of time...

    Quoted message said:

    Blowhard.

    How can you intelligently converse with someone who
    resorts to name


    calling

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    for no reason?

    Oh, no, Tessie. You got those names (as they say in the
    commercials) the old fashioned way, you earned them.

    Quoted message said:

    It's all about your blasting in, ignorantly pontificating
    and splashing your uninformed opinion around, about
    subjects you have the most shallow knowledge about and
    getting all snide and stupid when questioned or disputed.

    Show me "blasting in". Show me ignorantly pontificating.
    Show me "snide and stupid". Quote me....

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You can't! Back to reality I guess...

    Bwah. The reality of showing your rigid superficiality and
    rather sad insistence on your opinion irrespective of any
    actual information from substantial sources.

    You asked for cites, I gave you cites. You shut up, tucked
    your tail between your legs and scurried out of the
    discussion without so much as a word of recognition. Real
    schoolyard bully [censored]. All big and tough until somebody
    shows your [censored] for the compost it is. Then skulk away
    silently.

    Has anyone ever googled Bob(this one)? Another thug! Big and
    tough in the NG's with no life, very sad. Now that I realize
    who I'm try to communicate it makes it easier to NOT.

    Quoted message said:

    Wow.

    What a classy guy...

    Thank-you Pastie...

    Quoted message said:

    Pastorio

  8. Quoted message said:

    Oh no - He Googled me! *This* is why I gave you the kook
    questionnaire. You're doing everything exactly like the
    book says.

    Quoted message said:

    YOU guys are the real diseases that infect Usenet.

    Uh, we all work independently of others. Except on Friday
    afternoon when we all get together, drink a lot of Zima,
    pass out the assignments and discuss new strategies.

    Ooops - Which reminds me [looking at clock] I better take
    my weekly shower and get dressed - can't keep the Head
    Moose waiting.

    -sw

    Won't be able to make the meeting this time - going to Fort
    Worth this afternoon. No time to banter here all weekend
    either. Making time in the schedule to eat a Kincaid's
    hamburger, home of "the best hamburger in the USA" - yummers

    fwculture.comkincaids.htm

    --
    Catbird

    "Oh-oh, her schizo is about to phrenia" - Bob Hope

  9. Steve Wertz said:
    Tesoro said:

    "Steve Wertz" <[email hidden]> wrote
    in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Fri, 14 May 2004 02:40:51 -0400, "Bob (this one)"
    <[email hidden]> wrote:

    > What happened to your brilliant exposition about human
    > nutrition and metabolic functions?

    I think he's still filling out that questionaire I gave
    him. He sure does get riled up when somebody mentions
    Atkins or low-carb.

    Has anyone here every Googled "steve wertz"?

    Oh no - He Googled me! *This* is why I gave you the kook
    questionnaire. You're doing everything exactly like the
    book says.

    Quoted message said:

    YOU guys are the real diseases that infect Usenet.

    Uh, we all work independently of others. Except on Friday
    afternoon when we all get together, drink a lot of Zima,
    pass out the assignments and discuss new strategies.

    Ooops - Which reminds me [looking at clock] I better take
    my weekly shower and get dressed - can't keep the Head
    Moose waiting.

    Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about the
    Zima. Gives me terrible gasses. Comes out sounding like
    TESS-o-r-O-o-Ooooo.

    Last Friday, all those nice people in the elevator were
    screaming and crying. By the time we got to the 53rd floor,
    several were unconscious. I think we should look into other
    things to drink; maybe not so fizzy. Just a thought.

    Pastorio

  10. Tesoro said:

    "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Tesoro said:

    "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    > What happened to your brilliant exposition about human
    > nutrition and metabolic functions? I really expected
    > you to post lots of references and documentation of
    > your deep understanding of the subject, nearly.
    >
    > I mean, anybody who has so much information so readily
    > available should take pity on the less informed and
    > just offer the huddled masses the benefit of that
    > superior grasp of it all. You know, to raise them to a
    > higher station.
    >
    > So tell everybody about carbs and fats and glycogen 'n
    > [censored]. Don't just scurry off like that. Really. Everyone
    > is waiting for more of your keenness. I took a poll
    > while you were in the bathroom - plenty of time...

    > Blowhard.

    How can you intelligently converse with someone who
    resorts to name calling for no reason?

    Oh, no, Tessie. You got those names (as they say in the
    commercials) the old fashioned way, you earned them.

    Quoted message said:

    It's all about your blasting in, ignorantly pontificating
    and splashing your uninformed opinion around, about
    subjects you have the most shallow knowledge about and
    getting all snide and stupid when questioned or disputed.

    Show me "blasting in". Show me ignorantly pontificating.
    Show me "snide and stupid". Quote me....

    Another sad sack who can't read his own work and see the
    spirit and tone. Another holder of The Truth. Here's an easy
    one. Read your own words about low carb, then read the
    contradictory citations from scientists and scholars and
    then see your craven silence. Like that. See how you insist
    you're right with no supporting information, just demanding
    acceptance.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    You can't! Back to reality I guess...

    <LOL> Good way to hold a conversation. No need to trouble
    anyone else. Just ask and answer all the questions yourself.
    Terrifically efficient. No need to distract others who might
    point and laugh. <LOL>

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Bwah. The reality of showing your rigid superficiality
    and rather sad insistence on your opinion irrespective of
    any actual information from substantial sources.

    You asked for cites, I gave you cites. You shut up,
    tucked your tail between your legs and scurried out of
    the discussion without so much as a word of recognition.
    Real schoolyard bully [censored]. All big and tough until
    somebody shows your [censored] for the compost it
    is. Then skulk away silently.

    Has anyone ever googled Bob(this one)? Another thug!

    <LOL> Nice try, oily one. Note the abrupt change of subject.
    Note no recognition of his own actions and note no grasp of
    what would be the manly thing to do about his failures in
    biological understanding and his flawed grasp of metabolism.
    Note no recognition of the citations he wanted. Especially
    note no new data.

    Quoted message said:

    Big and tough in the NG's with no life, very sad. Now
    that I realize who I'm try to communicate it makes it
    easier to NOT.

    Another hilarity. You haven't the remotest idea who
    you're googling. More leaping to unfounded conclusions.
    I'd say that was one of the big hallmarks of your way of
    doing things.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Wow.

    What a classy guy...

    Thank-you Pastie...

    Quoted message said:

    Pastorio

    Zowie, what an uptown wizard you are, Treasure.

    So where's all that "information" you were going to provide?
    That "medical science" you mentioned. I don't see any, just
    snotty attempts to evade and distract. Are you going to put
    up or will you just continue to make empty noise?

    Pastorio

  11. Bob (this one) said:

    Steve Wertz wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Uh, we all work independently of others. Except on Friday
    afternoon when we all get together, drink a lot of Zima,
    pass out the assignments and discuss new strategies.

    Ooops - Which reminds me [looking at clock] I better take
    my weekly shower and get dressed - can't keep the Head
    Moose waiting.

    Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about the
    Zima. Gives me terrible gasses. Comes out sounding like
    TESS-o-r-O-o-Ooooo.

    Last Friday, all those nice people in the elevator were
    screaming and crying. By the time we got to the 53rd floor,
    several were unconscious. I think we should look into other
    things to drink; maybe not so fizzy. Just a thought.

    Well, I'm sure you understand the politics involved here.
    The Zima guys have been generous and supporting sponsors of
    The Cabal since it's inception, so we have to tread
    carefully so we don't offend them. You're not the first to
    bring this up.

    The good news is that some of the Zima folks have been
    pushing for us to offer probationary invitations to their
    Coors colleagues. This would seem to be a win-win situation
    for everyone. The Zima guys get a pat on the back from
    Coors, Coors gets recognition from the Cabal, and we get
    access to several more brands, most notably the Bartles &
    James wine coolers.

    There's still the usual red-tape, background checks,
    proprietary agreements, etc... You know how that goes. But
    hopefully this will all be done in time for our July 4th flame-
    fest. Stay tuned!

    -sw

  12. "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    So where's all that "information" you were going to
    provide? That "medical science" you mentioned. I don't
    see any, just snotty attempts to evade and distract. Are
    you going to put up or will you just continue to make
    empty noise?

    Bob, you already know the answer to that one. Do you really
    want to waste time sparring with that ignorant gasbag?

    --
    Peter Aitken

    Remove the [censored] from my email address before using.

  13. Steve Wertz said:
    Bob (this one) said:

    Steve Wertz wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Uh, we all work independently of others. Except on Friday
    afternoon when we all get together, drink a lot of Zima,
    pass out the assignments and discuss new strategies.

    Ooops - Which reminds me [looking at clock] I better take
    my weekly shower and get dressed - can't keep the Head
    Moose waiting.

    Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about the
    Zima. Gives me terrible gasses. Comes out sounding like
    TESS-o-r-O-o-Ooooo.

    Last Friday, all those nice people in the elevator were
    screaming and crying. By the time we got to the 53rd
    floor, several were unconscious. I think we should look
    into other things to drink; maybe not so fizzy. Just a
    thought.

    Well, I'm sure you understand the politics involved here.
    The Zima guys have been generous and supporting sponsors
    of The Cabal since it's inception, so we have to tread
    carefully so we don't offend them. You're not the first to
    bring this up.

    The good news is that some of the Zima folks have been
    pushing for us to offer probationary invitations to their
    Coors colleagues. This would seem to be a win-win
    situation for everyone. The Zima guys get a pat on the
    back from Coors, Coors gets recognition from the Cabal,
    and we get access to several more brands, most notably the
    Bartles & James wine coolers.

    There's still the usual red-tape, background checks,
    proprietary agreements, etc... You know how that goes. But
    hopefully this will all be done in time for our July 4th
    flame-fest. Stay tuned!

    Yes. Flames. That's the other effect that the Zima has with
    me. Three Fridays ago after the meeting of the cabal (TINC),
    I was walking to my 53 'Vette when one of those dog-walkers
    came up behind me. I scorched a Corgi and ignited a hapless
    Dalmation who was astonished that the fire came to him for a
    change although the white bandages blended right in on the
    little guy. I tell you we need to do something before we all
    go into full afterburner.

    I can't wait for the B&J Coolers. Maybe then we'll also
    trail different colors. Red, white, (are they the guys who
    make that blue stuff...?)

    Bob

  14. Peter Aitken said:

    "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    So where's all that "information" you were going to
    provide? That "medical science" you mentioned. I don't
    see any, just snotty attempts to evade and distract. Are
    you going to put up or will you just continue to make
    empty noise?


    Bob, you already know the answer to that one. Do you
    really want to waste time sparring with that
    ignorant gasbag?

    Come, Peter. You could see it wasn't actually sparring. That
    implies an actual opponent. Think of it more like throwing
    the coat out the door at the rapidly retreating figure. Not
    to make too much of it...

    Pastorio

  15. On Sat, 15 May 2004 01:43:57 -0400, "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Steve Wertz wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Well, I'm sure you understand the politics involved here.
    The Zima guys have been generous and supporting sponsors
    of The Cabal since it's inception, so we have to tread
    carefully so we don't offend them. You're not the first
    to bring this up.

    Quoted message said:

    Yes. Flames. That's the other effect that the Zima has with
    me. Three Fridays ago after the meeting of the cabal
    (TINC), I was walking to my 53 'Vette when one of those dog-
    walkers came up behind me. I scorched a Corgi and ignited a
    hapless Dalmation who was astonished that the fire came to
    him for a change although the white bandages blended right
    in on the little guy. I tell you we need to do something
    before we all go into full afterburner.

    I can't wait for the B&J Coolers. Maybe then we'll also
    trail different colors. Red, white, (are they the guys who
    make that blue stuff...?)

    Bob

    O.K. that did it. I have sat here and listen to you two
    speak all of the insider information of our sacred
    cabal. And I might add caused the A.S,P.C.A. to send us
    a sternly worded letter. You have exposed us to the
    outside world. How can a cabal function in the light of
    day.(mutter mutter) Any further leaks will delay your
    entrance into the coveted MD 20/20 division. Pan Ohco

  16. "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Peter Aitken said:

    "Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    So where's all that "information" you were going to
    provide? That "medical science" you mentioned. I don't
    see any, just snotty attempts to evade and distract. Are
    you going to put up or will you just continue to make
    empty noise?


    Bob, you already know the answer to that one. Do you
    really want to


    waste

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    time sparring with that ignorant gasbag?

    Come, Peter. You could see it wasn't actually sparring.
    That implies an actual opponent. Think of it more like
    throwing the coat out the door at the rapidly retreating
    figure. Not to make too much of it...

    Pastorio

    Oh indeed I know, Bob. After a point, however, it seems
    pointless to waste time on such people. Sort of like kicking
    a 3-legged puppy.

    --
    Peter Aitken

    Remove the [censored] from my email address before using.

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