Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised. The lamb
was born so easily That Mary wasn't anesthetized.
Mary had a little lamb She ate it with mint jelly And
everywhere that Mary went The lamb went, in her belly
Mary had a little lamb, a little pork, a little jam, an ice
cream soda topped with fizz. My god, how sick our Mary is!
Mary had a little lamb, Her sister Nell had none. Nell led
Mary's lamb away and killed it just for fun.
This left Mary quite distraught and mad at sister Nell. Mary
shot her sister dead, Said, "You go straight to hell!"
This tale of sibling rivalry, this woe of which I speak, Is
soon to be on NBC as "Movie of the Week."
Mary had a little lamb. 'Twas awful dumb and slow It
couldn't tell the red from green Nor which was stop or go.
It followed her to school one day... A silly thing to
do. Was caught between the red and green, And now it's
mutton stew.
Mary had a little watch She swallowed it one day and now
she's taking laxatives To pass the time away
But as the days turned into weeks the watch refused to pass
So if you need to know the time Just look up Mary's ass.
Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white as snow And
everywhere that Mary went The lamb was sure to go.
But Mary found the price of beef was high, which didn't
please her. Tonight she's having leg of lamb, the rest is in
the freezer!
Mary had a swarm of bees, And they, to save their lives,
Went everywhere that mary went, 'Cause Mary had the hives.
Mary had a little lamb the doctor was suprised; but when
McDonald had a farm, you shoulda seen his eyes!
Mary had a little sheep and with this sheep she went to
sleep the sheep turned out to be a ram, so Mary had a
little lamb!
Mary drank a little wine and started feeling tipsy,
She whispered to her little lamb "if you're a ram
you'd screw me"
Mary had a little lamb, Mary had a bear. I've never seen her
little lamb But I've often seen her bare.
Mary had a little watch, She swallowed it - it's gone! Now
everywhere that Mary goes, Time marches on!
Mary had a little lamb, a baked potato, and a tossed salad.
Mary had a little lamb, She kept it in a bucket. Every
time the lamb got out, The sheepdog tried to...put it
back in again.
Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was red as red, The
reason for this was because It had a pickaxe through
it's head!
Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon. 10 millon
volts went up it's [censored], And turned it into nylon!
Mary had a little lamb, and it was always gruntin SO
everywhere that Mary went she kicked its little ****in!
Mary had a little lamb, You've heard this tale before. But
did you know she passed her plate, And had a little more?
Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. And now she
carries it to school between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb she fed it castor oil and everywhere
that lamby went it fertilized the soil.
Mary had a little lamb Peter had a pup Robert had a
crocodile that ate the others up