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John G · 2003-03-20T19:00:16+00:00

Returning from a quick urban assault on the SS, I round the corner of the building, press an index finger against the left side of my nose and jettison a snot-rocket out of the right nostril..... And WHERE do you think it lands? Right on the car parked in a "no parking" zone. "Serves the right!" I think to myself, in a brief moment of glory. That was, until my sphincter began to pucker whne I notice the car is a Lotus Esprit, and the nausea I got when I deciphed the letters on the vanity plate, and figure out that who the owner of the snotted upon vehicle really is....... I _REALLY_ hope nobody saw me do THAT!-( -- John G. What? Who? Me? I don't even owna bike! You can call home and ask my wife!!! *(Career Limiting Move)

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Published: 20 March 2003
Last activity: 24 March 2003
Original author: John G
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Topics: Titanium frames

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John G
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20 March 2003, 19:00 UTC #1

Returning from a quick urban assault on the SS, I round the corner of the building, press an index
finger against the left side of my nose and jettison a snot-rocket out of the right nostril..... And
WHERE do you think it lands? Right on the car parked in a "no parking" zone.
"Serves the right!" I think to myself, in a brief moment of glory.
That was, until my sphincter began to pucker whne I notice the car is a Lotus Esprit, and the nausea
I got when I deciphed the letters on the vanity plate, and figure out that who the owner of the
snotted upon vehicle really is.......
I _REALLY_ hope nobody saw me do THAT!-(
--
John G. What? Who? Me? I don't even owna bike! You can call home and ask my wife!!!
*(Career Limiting Move)

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Cinder Girl
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20 March 2003, 20:30 UTC #2

"John G" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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Returning from a quick urban assault on the SS, I round the corner of the building, press an index
finger against the left side of my nose and jettison a snot-rocket out of the right nostril.....
And WHERE do you think it lands? Right on the car parked in a "no parking" zone.
"Serves the right!" I think to myself, in a brief moment of glory.
That was, until my sphincter began to pucker whne I notice the car is a Lotus Esprit, and the
nausea I got when I deciphed the letters on the vanity plate, and figure out that who the owner of
the snotted upon vehicle really is.......
I _REALLY_ hope nobody saw me do THAT!-(
--
John G. What? Who? Me? I don't even owna bike! You can call home and ask my wife!!!
*(Career Limiting Move)

Well, was it green snot or just the clear stuff? It really makes a difference you know.

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Sorni
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20 March 2003, 20:30 UTC #3

"Cinder Girl" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"John G" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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Returning from a quick urban assault on the SS, I round the corner of the building, press an
index finger against the left side of my nose and jettison a snot-rocket out of the right
nostril..... And WHERE do you think it lands? Right on the car parked in a "no parking" zone.
"Serves the right!" I think to myself, in a brief moment of glory.
That was, until my sphincter began to pucker whne I notice the car is a Lotus Esprit, and the
nausea I got when I deciphed the letters on the vanity plate, and figure out that who the owner
of the snotted upon vehicle really is.......
I _REALLY_ hope nobody saw me do THAT!-(
--
John G. What? Who? Me? I don't even owna bike! You can call home and ask my wife!!!
*(Career Limiting Move)

Well, was it green snot or just the clear stuff? It really makes a difference you know.
Only if John's claiming he was waxing the boss' car.
Bill "eeewwwwwwwww" S.

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Michael Dart
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20 March 2003, 22:00 UTC #4

"Sorni" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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"Cinder Girl" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"John G" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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Returning from a quick urban assault on the SS, I round the corner of the building, press an
index finger against the left side of my nose

and
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jettison a snot-rocket out of the right nostril..... And WHERE do you think it lands? Right on
the car parked in a "no parking" zone.
"Serves the right!" I think to myself, in a brief moment of glory.
That was, until my sphincter began to pucker whne I notice the car is

a
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Lotus Esprit, and the nausea I got when I deciphed the letters on the vanity plate, and figure
out that who the owner of the snotted upon vehicle really is.......
I _REALLY_ hope nobody saw me do THAT!-(
--
John G. What? Who? Me? I don't even owna bike! You can call home and ask my wife!!!
*(Career Limiting Move)

Well, was it green snot or just the clear stuff? It really makes a difference you know.
Only if John's claiming he was waxing the boss' car.
Bill "eeewwwwwwwww" S.

I've heard of 'spit shine' before but that is ridickerous! ;^)
Mike

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Paul Macintyre
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20 March 2003, 23:30 UTC #5

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Returning from a quick urban assault on the SS, I round the corner of the building, press an index
finger against the left side of my nose and jettison a snot-rocket out of the right nostril.....
And WHERE do you think it lands? Right on the car parked in a "no parking" zone.
"Serves the right!" I think to myself, in a brief moment of glory.
That was, until my sphincter began to pucker whne I notice the car is a Lotus Esprit, and the
nausea I got when I deciphed the letters on the vanity plate, and figure out that who the owner of
the snotted upon vehicle really is.......
I _REALLY_ hope nobody saw me do THAT!-(
--
John G. What? Who? Me? I don't even owna bike! You can call home and ask my wife!!!
*(Career Limiting Move)

Ya wipe it off? I've gotten my knee, the top of my shoe and the inside of my arm but never the
boss's car. maybe I should work on my aim.
Paul

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Clydesdalemtb
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21 March 2003, 00:31 UTC #6

Paul MacIntyre said:
Ya wipe it off?
fsck NO
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I've gotten my knee, the top of my shoe and the inside of my arm
Years of riding motocycles has gotten me quite adept at keeping it off of me.
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but never the boss's car.
wasn't the boss's car... that would be no big deal, he would even laugh at that... Lets just say it
was somebody VERY prominent....
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maybe I should work on my aim.
Aye!

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Cinder Girl
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21 March 2003, 01:00 UTC #7

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wasn't the boss's car... that would be no big deal, he would even laugh at that... Lets just say
it was somebody VERY prominent....

Who!?!? This is almost as bad as Carla and that damn mystery purse.

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Westie
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21 March 2003, 03:00 UTC #8

"ClydesdaleMTB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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Paul MacIntyre said:
Ya wipe it off?
fsck NO
Quoted message said:
I've gotten my knee, the top of my shoe and the inside of my arm
Years of riding motocycles has gotten me quite adept at keeping it off of me.
Quoted message said:
but never the boss's car.
wasn't the boss's car... that would be no big deal, he would even laugh at that... Lets just say
it was somebody VERY prominent....
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maybe I should work on my aim.
Aye!
Who dammit! Chief of Police? The local Mafia? Owner of the LBS?
--
Westie

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G.T.
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21 March 2003, 04:30 UTC #9

ClydesdaleMTB said:
Paul MacIntyre said:
Ya wipe it off?
fsck NO
Quoted message said:
I've gotten my knee, the top of my shoe and the inside of my arm
Years of riding motocycles has gotten me quite adept at keeping it off of me.
Quoted message said:
but never the boss's car.
wasn't the boss's car... that would be no big deal, he would even laugh at that... Lets just say
it was somebody VERY prominent....
Anybody who drives a Lotus deserves it.
Greg
--
"Destroy your safe and happy lives before it is too late, the battles we fought were long and hard,
just not to be consumed by rock n' roll..." - The Mekons

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Clydesdalemtb
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21 March 2003, 13:00 UTC #10

G.T. said:
Anybody who drives a Lotus deserves it.
I'd normally agree with that sentiment.

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Clydesdalemtb
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21 March 2003, 13:00 UTC #11

Westie said:
Who dammit! Chief of Police? The local Mafia? Owner of the LBS?
bigger. The Govenor is not even qualified to lick dog [censored] off his boots.

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Shaun Rimmer
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21 March 2003, 13:30 UTC #12

ClydesdaleMTB <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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G.T. said:
Anybody who drives a Lotus deserves it.
I'd normally agree with that sentiment.
to speak) already! You don't wanna know what we'll do to you if ya don't tell! Errrmmm
'grrrrr' |:--|
Shaun aRe

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John G
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21 March 2003, 15:30 UTC #13

google on "DEKA Research"

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Shaun Rimmer
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21 March 2003, 16:00 UTC #14

John G <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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google on "DEKA Research"
'K - cheers ',;~}
Shaun aRe

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Shaun Rimmer
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21 March 2003, 16:00 UTC #15

John G <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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google on "DEKA Research"
Himself?!?
',;~}
Shaun aRe

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G.T.
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21 March 2003, 17:00 UTC #16

John G said:

google on "DEKA Research"
little [censored], I'm sure you could handle him.
Greg
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"Destroy your safe and happy lives before it is too late, the battles we fought were long and hard,
just not to be consumed by rock n' roll..." - The Mekons

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John G
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21 March 2003, 17:31 UTC #17

Shaun Rimmer said:
John G <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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google on "DEKA Research"
Himself?!?
"No comment"

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Westie
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21 March 2003, 23:00 UTC #18

"John G" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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Shaun Rimmer said:
John G <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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google on "DEKA Research"
Himself?!?
"No comment"
Uh, OK. I'm glad that I'm over here and that you're over there and that you're the one that did it,
because, Man, if I was in your shoes I'd still have absolutely no idea who this guy is. Might pay to
lie low for a while unless you wanta have some engineer sent around to your house to administer the
homechoice dialysis machine or to insert the hydroflex irrigation pump in a painful place...
--
Westie

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Mark Hickey
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22 March 2003, 02:31 UTC #19

John G said:
Shaun Rimmer said:
John G <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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google on "DEKA Research"
Himself?!?
"No comment"
"Police are still trying to identify the body found next to the odd-looking titanium bicycle, that
seems to have some sort of bottle opening device welded to the bottom. The only clue as to the
killer's identity are two parallel tire tracks zig zagging away from the crime scene".
Mark Hickey Habanero Cycles habcycles.comhabcycles.com Home of the $695 ti frame

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Shaun Rimmer
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24 March 2003, 12:31 UTC #20

John G <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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Shaun Rimmer said:
John G <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...
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google on "DEKA Research"
Himself?!?
"No comment"
Shoulda turded his door handles ',;~}
Shaun aRe - Rebel without a clause.

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