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So, you're JRA, and suddenly, a relentless head wind slams
you, stealing your speed and sapping your energy.

You take a 45 deg. bend to the left, and the wind is still
pointedly a relentless head wind.

You take a chicane, still a headwind all the way around.

You take a long sweeping right that all but doubles back
on itself, and, still a bloody headwind.

Ad infinitum et nausium (whathehellever blah blah
blah...).

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_
that possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?

Shaun aRe 'baffled'.

you're riding behind someone who had scrambled egg and beans
for breakfast?

Steve.

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So, you're JRA, and suddenly, a relentless head wind
slams you, stealing your speed and sapping your energy.

You take a 45 deg. bend to the left, and the wind is
still pointedly a relentless head wind.

You take a chicane, still a headwind all the way around.

You take a long sweeping right that all but doubles back
on itself, and, still a bloody headwind.

Ad infinitum et nausium (whathehellever blah blah
blah...).

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_
that possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?

Shaun aRe 'baffled'.

you're riding behind someone who had scrambled egg and
beans for

breakfast?

Hey, serious answers only, tw*tty-botty-cu*ty-chops, OK?!?!?

Harrumph!

Shaun aRe

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you're riding behind someone who had scrambled egg and
beans for

breakfast?

Hey, serious answers only, tw*tty-botty-cu*ty-chops,
OK?!?!?

Harrumph!

Shaun aRe

I'm detecting some degree of frustration today Shaun...

Shaun Rimmer said:

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_
that possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?

Having a good day Shaun?

Local climatology at ground level can be greatly influenced
by many factors. Channeling due to local topography or man-
made structures is probably your greatest foe. If you're
riding in a hilly area, anabatic / katabatic influences may
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you're riding behind someone who had scrambled egg and
beans for

breakfast?

Hey, serious answers only, tw*tty-botty-cu*ty-chops,
OK?!?!?

Harrumph!

Shaun aRe

I'm detecting some degree of frustration today Shaun...

Gee Stevie, what unusually sharp, very finely tuned
senses you have!

',;~P

Shaun aRe

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Shaun Rimmer said:

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_
that possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?

Having a good day Shaun?

Yes thanks. And you?

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Local climatology at ground level can be greatly
influenced by many factors.

Yes, no news there dude!

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Channeling due to local topography or man-made structures
is probably your greatest foe.

Or here, either...

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If you're riding in a hilly area, anabatic / katabatic
influences may also exist.

I'm riding, at this point, right across the top of a big,
high-ish open hill, with only low walls nearby. I can
literally turn a right angle and not have the previous
headwind, wind hit me sideways on! Madness it is...I tells
ya, madness...

Shaun aRe - it's got it in for me this wind, it has!

Shaun Rimmer said:

I'm riding, at this point, right across the top of a big,
high-ish open hill, with only low walls nearby. I can
literally turn a right angle and not have the previous
headwind, wind hit me sideways on! Madness it is...I tells
ya, madness...

God hates you. HTH

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Shaun Rimmer said:

So, you're JRA, and suddenly, a relentless head wind slams
you, stealing your speed and sapping your energy.

You take a 45 deg. bend to the left, and the wind is still
pointedly a relentless head wind.

You take a chicane, still a headwind all the way around.

You take a long sweeping right that all but doubles back
on itself, and, still a bloody headwind.

Ad infinitum et nausium (whathehellever blah blah
blah...).

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_
that possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?

The wind doesn't blow. You suck.

Sorry, too obvious.

Really? Rotten luck. Were you riding down wind of big (ie
400-500 foot) hills or mountains? Lots of random swirling
can go on in these circumstances. Chances are they won't all
swirl into your face. Guess you beat the odds.

Shawn

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Shaun, It was a totally windless day, and you were riding
too fast.

BINGO! Cheers Steve, knew someone would figure it out in
the end...

',;~}~

Shaun aRe

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Shaun Rimmer said:

I'm riding, at this point, right across the top of a
big, high-ish open hill, with only low walls nearby. I
can literally turn a right angle and

not

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have the previous headwind, wind hit me sideways on!
Madness it is...I

tells

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ya, madness...

God hates you. HTH

There is no god. HTH.

',;~}~

Shaun aRe

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Hey, serious answers only, tw*tty-botty-cu*ty-chops,
OK?!?!?

Harrumph!

Shaun aRe

I'm detecting some degree of frustration today Shaun...

Gee Stevie, what unusually sharp, very finely tuned senses
you have!

',;~P

Shaun aRe

Good, for a minute there I thought it was just because you
were a grumpy northern [censored].

Steve.

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Shaun Rimmer said:

So, you're JRA, and suddenly, a relentless head wind
slams you, stealing your speed and sapping your energy.

You take a 45 deg. bend to the left, and the wind is
still pointedly a relentless head wind.

You take a chicane, still a headwind all the way around.

You take a long sweeping right that all but doubles back
on itself, and, still a bloody headwind.

Ad infinitum et nausium (whathehellever blah blah
blah...).

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_
that possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?

The wind doesn't blow. You suck.

Sorry, too obvious.

Yeah. Damn you anyway.

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Really? Rotten luck. Were you riding down wind of big (ie
400-500 foot) hills or mountains?

Nope - this is commuting, over the top of a big hill.

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Lots of random swirling can go on in these circumstances.
Chances are they won't all swirl into your face. Guess you
beat the odds.

I'm good at that.

Shaun aRe

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> Hey, serious answers only, tw*tty-botty-cu*ty-chops,
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> Shaun aRe

I'm detecting some degree of frustration today
Shaun...

Gee Stevie, what unusually sharp, very finely tuned
senses you have!

',;~P

Shaun aRe

Good, for a minute there I thought it was just because you
were a grumpy northern [censored].

Nah, not me mate! ',;~}~

This has been winding me up for some time now, so this rant
is long over-due, as is some action on my part. My commutes
are vehicular hell as it is, without this added hassle. I
was gonna take my camera with me, so I had photos as added
clout. I remembered to do it just as easter started, and,
the main culprits being parents waiting for kids after
school, the problem had bloody gone hadn't it.

So, I'll take my camera after the hols, thinks I, but guess
what, it's gone AFU now and doesn't work! Typical...

Shaun aRe - It's a conspiracy I tells ya...

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> I'm detecting some degree of frustration today
> Shaun...

Gee Stevie, what unusually sharp, very finely tuned
senses you have!

',;~P

Shaun aRe

Good, for a minute there I thought it was just because
you were a grumpy northern [censored].

Nah, not me mate! ',;~}~

This has been winding me up for some time now, so this
rant is long over-due, as is some action on my part. My
commutes are vehicular hell as

it

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is, without this added hassle. I was gonna take my camera
with me, so I

had

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photos as added clout. I remembered to do it just as
easter started, and, the main culprits being parents
waiting for kids after school, the problem had bloody gone
hadn't it.

So, I'll take my camera after the hols, thinks I, but
guess what, it's

gone

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AFU now and doesn't work! Typical...

Shaun aRe - It's a conspiracy I tells ya...

Cheers up lad! at least its not raining. Oh look.

Steve.

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> > I'm detecting some degree of frustration today
> > Shaun...
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> Gee Stevie, what unusually sharp, very finely tuned
> senses you have!
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> Shaun aRe

Good, for a minute there I thought it was just because
you were a

grumpy

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northern [censored].

Nah, not me mate! ',;~}~

This has been winding me up for some time now, so this
rant is long over-due, as is some action on my part. My
commutes are vehicular hell

as

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it

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is, without this added hassle. I was gonna take my
camera with me, so I

had

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photos as added clout. I remembered to do it just as
easter started,

and,

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the main culprits being parents waiting for kids after
school, the

problem

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had bloody gone hadn't it.

So, I'll take my camera after the hols, thinks I, but
guess what, it's

gone

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AFU now and doesn't work! Typical...

Shaun aRe - It's a conspiracy I tells ya...

Cheers up lad! at least its not raining. Oh look.

Hey, I'm not sad, I'm angry! The difference may be a bit over-
subtle for you, I know, but to most, it is indeed quite a
difference.

Oh, and it ain't raining here, so 'ner' ',;~P

Shaun aRe

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So, you're JRA, and suddenly, a relentless head wind slams
you, stealing your speed and sapping your energy.

You take a 45 deg. bend to the left, and the wind is still
pointedly a relentless head wind.

You take a chicane, still a headwind all the way around.

You take a long sweeping right that all but doubles back
on itself, and, still a bloody headwind.

Ad infinitum et nausium (whathehellever blah blah
blah...).

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_
that possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?

Shaun aRe 'baffled'.

You got buff legs, and you goin' too fast!

DJ

"Shaun Rimmer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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So, you're JRA, and suddenly, a relentless head wind slams
you, stealing your speed and sapping your energy.

You take a 45 deg. bend to the left, and the wind is still
pointedly a relentless head wind.

You take a chicane, still a headwind all the way around.

You take a long sweeping right that all but doubles back
on itself, and, still a bloody headwind.

Ad infinitum et nausium (whathehellever blah blah
blah...).

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_
that possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?

Shaun aRe 'baffled'.

From Smokey and the Bandit, "Cause you're an [censored]
Roscoe".

Sorry Shaun. Had to be done.

Marty

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So, you're JRA, and suddenly, a relentless head wind
slams you, stealing your speed and sapping your energy.

You take a 45 deg. bend to the left, and the wind is
still pointedly a relentless head wind.

You take a chicane, still a headwind all the way around.

You take a long sweeping right that all but doubles back
on itself, and, still a bloody headwind.

Ad infinitum et nausium (whathehellever blah blah
blah...).

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_
that possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?

Shaun aRe 'baffled'.

From Smokey and the Bandit, "Cause you're an [censored]
Roscoe".

No I'm not.

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Sorry Shaun.

No you're not.

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Had to be done.

No it didn't.

',;~}~

Shaun aRe

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So, I'll take my camera after the hols, thinks I, but
guess what, it's

gone

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AFU now and doesn't work! Typical...

Shaun aRe - It's a conspiracy I tells ya...

Cheers up lad! at least its not raining. Oh look.

Hey, I'm not sad, I'm angry! The difference may be a bit
over-subtle for you, I know, but to most, it is indeed
quite a difference.

Oh, and it ain't raining here, so 'ner' ',;~P

Well, it's been raining here, so I went and ordered the
frame for the new ride. That's what you need to do my
friend, get your priorities straight. ;-)

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