Warning Labels
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Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found
doing so will be prosecuted. Sign at Railroad Station
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Cannot be made non-poisonous. Windshield Wash Fluid
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Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid
object. Hammer
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Caution: Hot beverages are hot! Coffee Cup
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Caution: Never drive with the cover on your windshield
Automobile Windshield cover:
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Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball. Rubber Ball
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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Swedish chain saw
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Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at
co- workers. SGI computer
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Do not eat toner. Laser Printer Cartridge
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Do not light the flame near the face. Cigarette Lighter
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Do not look into laser with remaining eye. Laser Pointer
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Do not pour liquids into your television set. Television
Owners Manual
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Do not put lit candles on phone. Cordless Phone
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Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use. Battery
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Do not turn upside down. (printed on bottom of the box)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
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Do not use for drying pets. Microwave Oven
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Do not use intimately. Deodorant
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Do not use orally after using rectally. Electronic
Thermometer
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Do not use orally. Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush
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For external use only! Curling Iron
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For lifting purposes only Car Jack
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If swallowed or lodged in ear or nose see doctor. Ray-O-Vac
Renewal AA Batteries
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If you are seated in an exit aisle and are unable to read
this, please ask a stewardess to reseat you. Cayman Airlines
safety booklet
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Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included. VCR
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Not dishwasher safe. TV Remote Control
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Not for weight control. Breath Savers
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Not to be used as a personal flotation device. 6x10 inch
inflatable picture frame
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Open packet and eat contents. Pack of Peanuts
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Peel fruit from cellophane before eating. Fruit Roll-ups
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Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator. Grapes
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Product will be hot after heating. Marks & Spencer
Bread Pudding
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Remember: Objects in mirror are actually behind you. Bike
Helmet Mirror
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Serving suggestion: Defrost. Swann frozen dinners
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Theft of this container is a crime. Milk Crate
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There shall be three (3) access levels with level 4 being
the highest level. Fire Alarm System
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This camera only works when there is film inside. Camera
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This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly.
Halloween Superman Costume
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THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. Insect Spray from
New Zealand
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Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in
mouth. Soft Drink
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Use caution when using near fire, flame, or sparks.
Fireplace Lighter
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USE EXTREME CAUTION when stretching cord over load. Keep
face and other vulnerable body parts away from potential
cord rebound path. Bungee cord
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Warning - this spray is harmful to bees Insect Spray
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Warning! Never iron clothes on the body. Rowenta Iron
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Warning: contains nuts Sainsbury's Peanuts
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Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems. Midol PMS
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WARNING: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.
Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer
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Warning: Do not use on eyes. Heated Seat Cushion
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Warning: drug may cause sleepiness. Sleeping Pill
Prescription
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Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Rat Poison
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Warning: knives are sharp! Sharpening Stone
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Warning: may cause drowsiness. Nytol
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Warning: May contain small parts. Frisbee
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WARNING: Not for use as earplugs. Silly Putty
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Warning: Remove child before folding baby stroller.
Baby Stroller
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Warning: This product can burn eyes Curling Iron
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