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Naked Chef Mishap

Cliffb · 2004-04-07T08:47:00+00:00

Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for his wife - naked. http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_913805.html Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony when he got too close to the oven. Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in the kitchen and burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and my night." He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate incident happened. He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for their ruined Valentine's dinner, says The Sun. The father of two has also revealed he does all the cooking at home but has hired a cleaner because he can't bear tidying up. "Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it. As soon as we could afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only luxury and I love it. I even leave the towels on the floor when I've been in the bathroom."

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Cliffb
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7 April 2004, 08:47 UTC #1

Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's
Day meal for his wife - naked.
ananova.comsm 913805.html
Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA
He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony
when he got too close to the oven.
Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in the
kitchen and burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and
my night."
He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate
incident happened.
He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for their
ruined Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.
The father of two has also revealed he does all the cooking
at home but has hired a cleaner because he can't bear
tidying up.
"Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it. As
soon as we could afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only
luxury and I love it. I even leave the towels on the floor
when I've been in the bathroom."

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Mia
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7 April 2004, 11:26 UTC #2

"CliffB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St
Valentine's Day meal for

his
Quoted message said:
wife - naked.
ananova.comsm 913805.html
Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA
He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony
when he got too close to the oven.
Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in
the kitchen and burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening
- and my night."
He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate
incident

happened.
Quoted message said:

He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for
their ruined Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.
The father of two has also revealed he does all the
cooking at home but

has
Quoted message said:
hired a cleaner because he can't bear tidying up.
"Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it.
As soon as we

could
Quoted message said:
afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only luxury and I
love it. I even

leave
Quoted message said:
the towels on the floor when I've been in the bathroom."
Actually, on his website he writes that Jools surprised him
with the Paris trip and that she planned the whole thing.
From Jamie himself "I am going to spend Valentine's Day
with Jools, my sweet Valentine and I think she has
organised something really special for us, I will just have
to wait and see."
M

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Edonline
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7 April 2004, 13:09 UTC #3

"CliffB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:

Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St
Valentine's Day meal for

his
Quoted message said:
wife - naked.
ananova.comsm 913805.html
Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA
He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony
when he got too close to the oven.
Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in
the kitchen and burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening
- and my night."
He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate
incident

happened.
Quoted message said:

He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for
their ruined Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.
The father of two has also revealed he does all the
cooking at home but

has
Quoted message said:
hired a cleaner because he can't bear tidying up.
"Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it.
As soon as we

could
Quoted message said:
afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only luxury and I
love it. I even

leave
Quoted message said:
the towels on the floor when I've been in the bathroom."
Cooking while naked? Well, I guess that will loin him!

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Paula
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7 April 2004, 14:08 UTC #4

CliffB <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:
Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St
Valentine's Day meal for his wife - naked.
ananova.comsm 913805.html
Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA
He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony
when he got too close to the oven.
Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in
the kitchen and burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening
- and my night."
He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate
incident happened.
He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for
their ruined Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.
The father of two has also revealed he does all the
cooking at home but has hired a cleaner because he can't
bear tidying up.
"Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it.
As soon as we could afford it, we hired a maid. It's our
only luxury and I love it. I even leave the towels on the
floor when I've been in the bathroom."
don;t believe everything you read in papers
,especially this one.

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Kilikini
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7 April 2004, 14:08 UTC #5

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Cooking while naked? Well, I guess that will loin him!
Oh, that was bad! really bad! ROFLMAO........
kili

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Glenn Jacobs
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7 April 2004, 14:29 UTC #6

kilikini said:

"edonline" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"CliffB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Cooking while naked? Well, I guess that will loin him!
Oh, that was bad! really bad! ROFLMAO........
kili
OK, I agree that was bad, but what does ROFLMAO mean?
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Kilikini
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7 April 2004, 14:51 UTC #7

"Glenn Jacobs" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Cooking while naked? Well, I guess that will loin him!
Oh, that was bad! really bad! ROFLMAO........
kili
OK, I agree that was bad, but what does ROFLMAO mean?
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JakeInHartsel
Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off..............
(excuse the language)
kili

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Nancy Young
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7 April 2004, 14:51 UTC #8

kilikini said:

"Glenn Jacobs" <[email hidden]> wrote
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Oh, that was bad! really bad! ROFLMAO........
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OK, I agree that was bad, but what does ROFLMAO mean?
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JakeInHartsel
Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off..............
(excuse the language)
I think floor is a perfectly acceptable word.
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Virginia Tadrzy
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7 April 2004, 21:30 UTC #9

"CliffB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:

Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St
Valentine's Day meal for

his
Quoted message said:
wife - naked.
ananova.comsm 913805.html

snip
I was taught baking by a little old lady who used an old
fashioned gas oven. She told me how to determine a slow,
medium and fast oven by putting your hand inside, however
long it took until it was 'too hot' determined how hot the
oven was and what could be done in it....i.e. a 'fast' oven
was for biscuits, a 'slow' oven was for a long roast (as
long as you kept the temp the same). Some one should have
told Ol'Mushmouth to use his hand to test the temp.
-Ginny

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Sheellah
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7 April 2004, 21:30 UTC #10

Sounds like Jamies got a new hot rod...LOL! Wonder if it has
a spot on it that turns red to let you know it's ready like
his Tefal cookware ;-).
<< Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in
the kitchen and
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burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and my
night."

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Big J
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7 April 2004, 22:47 UTC #11

"Virginia Tadrzynski" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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"CliffB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:

Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St
Valentine's Day meal for his wife - naked.
ananova.comsm 913805.html

snip
I was taught baking by a little old lady who used an old
fashioned gas oven. She told me how to determine a slow,
medium and fast oven by putting your hand inside, however
long it took until it was 'too hot' determined how hot the
oven was and what could be done in it....i.e. a 'fast'
oven was for biscuits, a 'slow' oven was for a long roast
(as long as you kept the temp the same). Some one should
have told Ol'Mushmouth to use his hand to test the temp.
Mmmmm, biscuits. Made with buttermilk. And real butter. I
love to make 'em!
By your description, I'd judge slow to be 300-325, medium to
be 350-375 and fast to be 425 or so.
Big J
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Klm
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7 April 2004, 23:29 UTC #12

"CliffB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:

Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St
Valentine's Day meal for

his
Quoted message said:
wife - naked.
ananova.comsm 913805.html
Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA
He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony
when he got too close to the oven.
Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in
the kitchen and burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening
- and my night."
He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate
incident

happened.
Quoted message said:

He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for
their ruined Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.
The father of two has also revealed he does all the
cooking at home but

has
Quoted message said:
hired a cleaner because he can't bear tidying up.
"Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it.
As soon as we

could
Quoted message said:
afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only luxury and I
love it. I even

leave
Quoted message said:
the towels on the floor when I've been in the bathroom."
So glad he told us.

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Klm
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7 April 2004, 23:29 UTC #13

"edonline" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:

"CliffB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
"]news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:

Naked Chef's hot Valentine's Day tip
Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast
Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St
Valentine's Day meal for

his
Quoted message said:
wife - naked.
ananova.comsm 91380
5.html
Jamie will return to our screens next year /PA
He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in
agony when he got

too
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
close to the oven.
Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in
the kitchen and burnt my penis. I really ruined my
evening - and my night."
He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate
incident

happened.
Quoted message said:

He later treated Jools to a Paris break to make up for
their ruined Valentine's dinner, says The Sun.
The father of two has also revealed he does all the
cooking at home but

has
Quoted message said:
hired a cleaner because he can't bear tidying up.
"Jools is obsessed with cleaning but I'm very bad at it.
As soon as we

could
Quoted message said:
afford it, we hired a maid. It's our only luxury and I
love it. I even

leave
Quoted message said:
the towels on the floor when I've been in the bathroom."
Cooking while naked? Well, I guess that will loin him!
No, he heard wieners plump up if you cook them.

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Mike Beede
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8 April 2004, 00:51 UTC #14

In article said:
Cooking while naked? Well, I guess that will loin him!
He didn't realize how much was at steak.
Mike

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