John Kerry: cyclist

Doug Taylor said:

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Kick-ass! Now if he can deliver even partially on what he
says, the world will be a better place.

"Under President Bush, America’s environment has become
threatened, endangered, and imperiled. I’m running to keep
clean the water we drink, the air we breathe, the yards and
parks in which children play and laugh, and the communities
in which we live. This is our commitment – and we won’t
back down.

"I will be “the true environmental President,” but when
I say it, its not just rhetoric – I have the record to
back it up.

"As soon as I step into the Oval Office, I will transform
the White House into a hub of inspiration and innovation and
lead America on the great endeavor of creating a cleaner and
greener nation."

On Sat, 27 Mar 2004 20:31:38 -0500, "Doug Taylor"
<[email hidden]> mumbled incoherently:

Kerry, his snowboard strapped to his back, hiked past 9,000
feet on Durrance Peak, then snowboarded down the mountain,
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"Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill."

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Q: What the hardest thing about rollerblading?
R: Telling your parents you’re gay.

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Quoted message said:

"As soon as I step into the Oval Office, I will transform
the White House into a hub of inspiration and innovation
and lead America on the great endeavor of creating a
cleaner and greener nation."

His method of getting greener is by marrying
rich women.

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"Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill."

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Q: What the hardest thing about rollerblading?
R: Telling your parents you’re gay.

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"A normal 10-minute descent turned into 45 minutes. Nearly
everyone tumbled repeatedly and often stopped to catch a
breath. Even the agents struggled, and a couple gave up and
donned snowshoes for the final stretch. "

Great, just what we need, a president who can outdistance
his Secret Service detail.

Ken NY) said:

On Sat, 27 Mar 2004 20:31:38 -0500, "Doug Taylor"
<[email hidden]> mumbled incoherently:

Kerry, his snowboard strapped to his back, hiked past
9,000 feet on Durrance Peak, then snowboarded down the
mountain, taking repeated tumbles. Reporters counted six
falls... freerepublic.comfOpen ↗
news/1101562/posts

Ken (NY) Chairman, Department Of Redundancy Department
___________________________________
email: geocities.comemail.htmOpen ↗

"Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill."

-- unknown author

Q: What the hardest thing about rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.

spammers can send mail to [email hidden]

Quoted message said:

"A normal 10-minute descent turned into 45 minutes. Nearly
everyone

tumbled

Quoted message said:

repeatedly and often stopped to catch a breath. Even the
agents struggled, and a couple gave up and donned
snowshoes for the final stretch. "

Great, just what we need, a president who can outdistance
his Secret

Service

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detail.

The Secret Service can't possibly look forward to protecting
a guy like Kerry. First, he's 6'3" isn't he? Hardly the type
to blend into a crowd; I'm sure they'd much prefer somebody
5'8. Second, a cyclist? What are they gonna do, hire all of
Lance's guys after Lance retires?

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
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trg said:

"A normal 10-minute descent turned into 45 minutes. Nearly
everyone tumbled repeatedly and often stopped to catch a
breath. Even the agents struggled, and a couple gave up
and donned snowshoes for the final stretch. "

I read in the paper today that Kerry is going in for
shoulder surgery... I bet one of those wipeouts hurt
like a [censored]!

sittingduck said:

trg said:

"A normal 10-minute descent turned into 45 minutes.
Nearly everyone tumbled repeatedly and often stopped to
catch a breath. Even the agents struggled, and a couple
gave up and donned snowshoes for the final stretch. "

I read in the paper today that Kerry is going in for
shoulder surgery... I bet one of those wipeouts hurt like
a [censored]!

He hurt it standing on a tour bus. Fast stop; lost balance;
tweaked wing.

Bill "two shoulder surgeries (second bike related)" S.

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One of the disc wheel makers made the secret service some
bullet proof wheels but will they sell neat stuff like that
to the public? No.

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Dear R.K.,

Do you mean Victor F. or his pride and joy?

Lord, I'd be old enough to need botox for my wrinkles by now
if I weren't dead.

M. Shelley

Stop trying to change the subject.

On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 16:08:18 GMT, "Ken [NY)" <[email hidden]> may

have said:

On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 02:07:31 GMT, sittingduck <email.to.sitting-
[email hidden]> mumbled incoherently:

Quoted message said:

"As soon as I step into the Oval Office, I will transform
the White House into a hub of inspiration and innovation
and lead America on the great endeavor of creating a
cleaner and greener nation."

His method of getting greener is by marrying rich
women.

A venerable practice which, sadly, is accessible to
far too few.

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Don't forget one former president ran for office as a
governor on a pro gun platform, and then changed his tune
when president.

I'd love it if we did have a pro-cycling president but I'll
believe it when I see it. Too many favors to repay and too
many ol' boys to appease ...

C.Q.C.

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Werehatrack said:

On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 16:08:18 GMT, "Ken [NY)"

may have said:

On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 02:07:31 GMT, sittingduck <email.to.sitting-
[email hidden]> mumbled incoherently:

Quoted message said:

"As soon as I step into the Oval Office, I will
transform the White House into a hub of inspiration and
innovation and lead America on the great endeavor of
creating a cleaner and greener nation."

His method of getting greener is by marrying rich
women.

A venerable practice which, sadly, is accessible to far
too few.

Darn right! If I was president, I would create a program to
make women rich, and then get them lined up with eligible
bachelors.

And they'd get to honeymoon on Big Rock Candy Mountain,
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In rec.bicycles.tech Mike Jacoubowsky said:

The Secret Service can't possibly look forward to
protecting a guy like Kerry. First, he's 6'3" isn't he?
Hardly the type to blend into a crowd; I'm sure they'd
much prefer somebody 5'8.

Usually, the taller candidate usually wins:

Reagan over Carter Clinton over Bush Clinton over Dole Gore
over Bush...

Art Harris

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Originally posted by Doug Taylor
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Bush is a cyclist too. Kerry beats Bush head to head on a bike ride, but Bush ia also an avid runner and would take Kerry any day in a 5k.

In rec.bicycles.tech Ryan Cousineau said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Werehatrack said:

On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 16:08:18 GMT, "Ken [NY)"

may have said:

His method of getting greener is by marrying rich
women.

A venerable practice which, sadly, is accessible to far
too few.

Darn right! If I was president, I would create a program
to make women rich, and then get them lined up with
eligible bachelors.

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"RkFast" <[email hidden]> writes:

John Kerry: Frankenstein vs Curious George W. Bush. The
voters may stay away in droves.

In rec.bicycles.tech Tim McNamara said:

"RkFast" <[email hidden]> writes:

John Kerry: Frankenstein vs Curious George W. Bush. The
voters may stay away in droves.

may? if we're not lucky it'll be like the minnesota
gubernatorial election that landed us with jesse ventura.
oh, boy. Humphrey vs. Coleman. who do you suppose could
sneak in as president?

gary coleman?
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david reuteler [email hidden]

Q. said:

Don't forget one former president ran for office as a
governor on a pro gun platform, and then changed his tune
when president.

Not to mention one current president. BTW, Kerry has been an
"avid participant" in every sport imaginable, including
hunting, for about a year now. He just wants everybody to
think he's "one of us".

Mitch.