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  1. I sold a mountain bike this past summer on eBay... a Huffy
    to be exact. It went for $36 and change. I posted the
    auction here for you guys to feel ashamed of.

    I'm curious what you peeps think of "rice burner" cars and
    the like... y'know the big exhausts and super-loud fart cans
    and the obnoxious spoilers that reach for the sky and do
    absolutely nothing because the cars never go over 60mph...
    Plus they're all front wheel drive...

    So I found an exhaust tip on the side of the road...
    polished it up and put it up for sale on eBay. I'm again
    embellishing the auction, emphasizing all the traits
    that rice rocket drivers would find most desireable on
    the object...

    Tell me what you think: snipurl.com53dm

    I KNOW nobody here would stoop so low as to want to
    "upgrade" their car with another piece of 50-lb chrome or
    some other obviously detrimental performance enhancement.
    Then again I did mention bicycles in it... twice 😉

    --
    Phil, Squid-in-Training

  2. Phil the squid says:

    Quoted message said:

    I'm curious what you peeps think of "rice burner" cars and
    the like... y'know the big exhausts and super-loud fart
    cans and the

    <snip>

    members.aol.comexhaust.jpg

    ;-)

    Steve

  3. Quoted message said:

    Tell me what you think:
    snipurl.com53dm

    It's freakin hilarious, that's what I think!

    I propose a "noise tax" on cars (including coming from
    stereos) - $100 / decibel over a reasonable limit.

    Make all the noise you want as long as you pay for the
    privilege.

  4. "John Harlow" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I propose a "noise tax" on cars (including coming from
    stereos) - $100 / decibel over a reasonable limit.

    I propose an exemption for loudness that actually provides a
    performance increase.

    Pete "straight pipes" Fagerlin

  5. "p e t e f a g e r l i n" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "John Harlow" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I propose a "noise tax" on cars (including coming from
    stereos) - $100 / decibel over a reasonable limit.

    I propose an exemption for loudness that actually provides
    a performance increase.

    Pete "straight pipes" Fagerlin

    Damn straight. My first car was a GT Mustang (13.2 sec) with
    a highly illegal exhaust (straight as I could get Hooker
    setup, no cats, 2.5 inch H-pipe, etc.). It sounded like an
    idling boat until I imparted a bit of anger into the mix via
    the right foot. Then (I'd like to think) it sounded like an
    Apollo rocket. Regardless, I miss that car* every time I
    hear what sounds like a weedwacker-wielding swarm of bees
    coming down the street and realize it's just a '96 Ford
    Probe running down a '01 Accord.

    Good luck ZX6R with ripping off some moron in an econo-box.

    Chris

    *and will miss it forever as it has become a 9-second beast
    no longer fit for street use. Boo.

  6. "ZeeExSixAre" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    I'm curious what you peeps think of "rice burner" cars and
    the like... y'know the big exhausts and super-loud fart
    cans and the obnoxious spoilers that reach for the sky and
    do absolutely nothing because the cars never go over
    60mph...

    Here's a Civic that can look fast while standing still.
    Judging from the claimed 10-second timeslips, I suspect it
    has been over 60 a few times:
    walter.moundalexis.comDCP 2131

    It's hard to tell from the photo if it has a wing.

    Quoted message said:

    Plus they're all front wheel drive...


    Not *all* of them:
    adelemming.multiservers.com93ToyotaSupraTurbo.jpg

    This final photo set is almost on topic:
    riceboypage.combigwheels

  7. p e t e f a g e r l i n said:

    "John Harlow" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I propose a "noise tax" on cars (including coming from
    stereos) - $100 / decibel over a reasonable limit.

    I propose an exemption for loudness that actually provides
    a performance increase.

    On the track only. Or in the middle of Nevada.

    Greg

  8. "G.T." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    p e t e f a g e r l i n said:

    "John Harlow" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I propose a "noise tax" on cars (including coming from
    stereos) - $100 / decibel over a reasonable limit.

    I propose an exemption for loudness that actually
    provides a performance increase.

    On the track only. Or in the middle of Nevada.

    ...and in tunnels.

    An interesting thing is that cars can be much quieter at
    typical "steet" throttle loads than many, many Harleys at
    similar throttle loads while still being very loud at WOT.

    "loud pipes save lives" though so many folks don't get
    tweeked about loud Hogs.

    p.s. Some tracks have sound limits that require a stock
    muffler or you don't get to drive.

  9. Quoted message said:

    Here's a Civic that can look fast while standing still.
    Judging from the


    claimed

    Quoted message said:

    10-second timeslips, I suspect it has been over 60 a
    few times:

    This one takes the cake.

    redline.net.nzhondapower

    --
    Phil, Squid-in-Training

  10. ZeeExSixAre said:
    Quoted message said:

    Here's a Civic that can look fast while standing still.
    Judging from the claimed 10-second timeslips, I suspect
    it has been over 60 a few times:

    This one takes the cake.

    redline.net.nzhondapower

    Sweet!

  11. I can't believe that ebay let you post that. That is pretty
    funny actually.

    "ZeeExSixAre" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I sold a mountain bike this past summer on eBay... a Huffy
    to be exact.


    It

    Quoted message said:

    went for $36 and change. I posted the auction here for you
    guys to feel ashamed of.

    I'm curious what you peeps think of "rice burner" cars and
    the like... y'know the big exhausts and super-loud fart
    cans and the obnoxious


    spoilers

    Quoted message said:

    that reach for the sky and do absolutely nothing because
    the cars never go over 60mph... Plus they're all front
    wheel drive...

    So I found an exhaust tip on the side of the road...
    polished it up and


    put

    Quoted message said:

    it up for sale on eBay. I'm again embellishing the
    auction, emphasizing


    all

    Quoted message said:

    the traits that rice rocket drivers would find most
    desireable on the object...

    Tell me what you think: snipurl.com53dm

    I KNOW nobody here would stoop so low as to want to
    "upgrade" their car


    with

    Quoted message said:

    another piece of 50-lb chrome or some other obviously
    detrimental performance enhancement. Then again I did
    mention bicycles in it... twice 😉

    --
    Phil, Squid-in-Training

  12. p e t e f a g e r l i n said:

    "G.T." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    p e t e f a g e r l i n said:

    "John Harlow" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    >I propose a "noise tax" on cars (including coming from
    >stereos) - $100 / decibel over a reasonable limit.

    I propose an exemption for loudness that actually
    provides a performance increase.

    On the track only. Or in the middle of Nevada.

    ...and in tunnels.

    An interesting thing is that cars can be much quieter at
    typical "steet" throttle loads than many, many Harleys at
    similar throttle loads while still being very loud at WOT.

    "loud pipes save lives" though so many folks don't get
    tweeked about loud Hogs.

    I get tweaked about Hogs, especially when it's midlife
    crisis rubbies riding them.

    Greg

  13. "G.T." <[email hidden]> had this to say
    "]news:[email hidden]

    Quoted message said:
    p e t e f a g e r l i n said:

    "G.T." <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    p e t e f a g e r l i n wrote:

    >"John Harlow" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    >"]news:[email hidden]...
    >
    >
    >
    >>I propose a "noise tax" on cars (including coming from
    >>stereos) - $100 / decibel over a reasonable limit.
    >
    >
    >I propose an exemption for loudness that actually
    >provides a performance increase.
    >
    >

    On the track only. Or in the middle of Nevada.

    ...and in tunnels.

    An interesting thing is that cars can be much quieter
    at typical "steet" throttle loads than many, many
    Harleys at similar throttle loads while still being
    very loud at WOT.

    "loud pipes save lives" though so many folks don't get
    tweeked about loud Hogs.

    I get tweaked about Hogs, especially when it's midlife
    crisis rubbies riding them.

    Greg

    why, doesn't effect ya' one way or another. Why bother?

  14. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:


    "ZeeExSixAre" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    I'm curious what you peeps think of "rice burner" cars
    and the like... y'know the big exhausts and super-loud
    fart cans and the obnoxious spoilers that reach for the
    sky and do absolutely nothing because the cars never go
    over 60mph...

    Here's a Civic that can look fast while standing still.
    Judging from the claimed 10-second timeslips, I suspect it
    has been over 60 a few times:
    walter.moundalexis.comDCP 2131

    It's hard to tell from the photo if it has a wing.

    See what happens when you forget to put the radiator cap on?

    --
    _________________________
    Chris Phillipo - Cape Breton, Nova Scotia ramsays-ramsays-
    online.com

  15. "Dave W" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "G.T." <[email hidden]> had this to say
    "]news:[email hidden]

    Quoted message said:
    p e t e f a g e r l i n said:

    "G.T." <[email hidden]> wrote in message news-
    :[email hidden]...

    >p e t e f a g e r l i n wrote:
    >
    >>"John Harlow" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    >>message "]news:[email hidden]...
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>>I propose a "noise tax" on cars (including coming
    >>>from stereos) - $100 / decibel over a reasonable
    >>>limit.
    >>
    >>
    >>I propose an exemption for loudness that actually
    >>provides a performance increase.
    >>
    >>
    >
    >On the track only. Or in the middle of Nevada.

    ...and in tunnels.

    An interesting thing is that cars can be much quieter
    at typical "steet" throttle loads than many, many
    Harleys at similar throttle loads while still being
    very loud at WOT.

    "loud pipes save lives" though so many folks don't get
    tweeked about loud Hogs.

    I get tweaked about Hogs, especially when it's midlife
    crisis rubbies riding them.

    Greg

    why, doesn't effect ya' one way or another. Why bother?

    Except when you live four houses up from where all the local
    Harley riders congregate. They really entertain the
    neighborhood on those daily group rides.

    --
    Cameron

  16. "MD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I can't believe that ebay let you post that. That is
    pretty funny actually.

    Dang funny IMO. Far too many 19 year old "pimps" driving
    Honda's with fiberglass hanggliders on the back around here.
    Must be horrid in SoCal.

    --
    Cameron

    Quoted message said:

    "ZeeExSixAre" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I sold a mountain bike this past summer on eBay... a
    Huffy to be exact.


    It

    Quoted message said:

    went for $36 and change. I posted the auction here for
    you guys to feel ashamed of.

    I'm curious what you peeps think of "rice burner" cars
    and the like... y'know the big exhausts and super-loud
    fart cans and the obnoxious


    spoilers

    Quoted message said:

    that reach for the sky and do absolutely nothing because
    the cars never go over 60mph... Plus they're all front
    wheel drive...

    So I found an exhaust tip on the side of the road...
    polished it up and


    put

    Quoted message said:

    it up for sale on eBay. I'm again embellishing the
    auction, emphasizing


    all

    Quoted message said:

    the traits that rice rocket drivers would find most
    desireable on the object...

    Tell me what you think: snipurl.com53dm

    I KNOW nobody here would stoop so low as to want to
    "upgrade" their car


    with

    Quoted message said:

    another piece of 50-lb chrome or some other obviously
    detrimental performance enhancement. Then again I did
    mention bicycles in it... twice 😉

    --
    Phil, Squid-in-Training

  17. p e t e f a g e r l i n said:

    "loud pipes save lives" though so many folks don't get
    tweeked about loud Hogs.

    If they're pointed out the front, which they're not.

    Barry

  18. "B a r r y" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 00:40:39 GMT, "p e t e f a g e r l i

    n said:

    "loud pipes save lives" though so many folks don't get
    tweeked about loud Hogs.

    If they're pointed out the front, which they're not.

    Loud pipes can still be heard by traffic, even if they don't
    point out front.

  19. "Cameron" <[email hidden]> had this to say
    "]news:[email hidden]

    Quoted message said:


    "Dave W" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    "G.T." <[email hidden]> had this to say
    "]news:[email hidden]

    Quoted message said:

    p e t e f a g e r l i n wrote:
    > "G.T." <[email hidden]> wrote in message new-
    > s:[email hidden]...
    >
    >>p e t e f a g e r l i n wrote:
    >>
    >>>"John Harlow" <[email hidden]> wrote in
    >>>message "]news:[email hidden]...
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>I propose a "noise tax" on cars (including coming
    >>>>from stereos)
    >>>>- $100 / decibel over a reasonable limit.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>I propose an exemption for loudness that actually
    >>>provides a performance increase.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>
    >>On the track only. Or in the middle of Nevada.
    >
    >
    > ...and in tunnels.
    >
    > An interesting thing is that cars can be much quieter
    > at typical "steet" throttle loads than many, many
    > Harleys at similar throttle loads while still being
    > very loud at WOT.
    >
    > "loud pipes save lives" though so many folks don't get
    > tweeked about loud Hogs.
    >

    I get tweaked about Hogs, especially when it's midlife
    crisis rubbies riding them.

    Greg

    why, doesn't effect ya' one way or another. Why bother?

    Except when you live four houses up from where all the
    local Harley riders congregate. They really entertain the
    neighborhood on those daily group rides.

    Funny that. I too live a scant 4 houses away from some HD
    riders too. But they aren't near as annoying as the little
    high schoolers in their tricked out rice burners with all
    the funky neon.

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