McDonalds

"Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I've developed quite a waist line courtesy of McDonalds. On my club rides I do fine in the
flat, but get dropped like a rock once the road starts pointing upwards. I have written a
letter to McDonalds, describing the pain and suffering I have endured on these rides, and am
asking for

how

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they plan to rectify the damage they have caused me. I have yet to

receive

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a reply.

Demand a better bike from them. Tell them that your lawyer demands a Colnago C-40 or Trek 5900 in
order to restore your former climbing prowess and self-esteem.

If you have any luck with this...let me know. I've probably got similar grounds for a suit against
Mother's Cookies Co.

Gary G.

Callistus Valerius said:

I've developed quite a waist line courtesy of McDonalds. On my club rides I do fine in the
flat, but get dropped like a rock once the road starts pointing upwards. I have written a
letter to McDonalds, describing the pain and suffering I have endured on these rides, and am
asking for how they plan to rectify the damage they have caused me. I have yet to receive a
reply.

Mc Donalds have not caused you any damage, you have done that all by yourself. Take responsibility
for your own actions.I bet thay didn't break your arms forcing you into their establishments to eat.
I have a weight problem and it is my fault. I am riding harder now than ever before as I want to get
down to a certain weight before our cycling year over here finishes. Deal with your own problems and
stop trying toi blame others for your over indulgances.

H

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Mc Donalds have not caused you any damage, you have done that all by

yourself.

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Take responsibility for your own actions.I bet thay didn't break your arms

forcing you into their establishments to eat.

Quoted message said:

I have a weight problem and it is my fault. I am riding harder now than

ever before as I want to get down to a certain weight before our cycling year over here finishes.

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Deal with your own problems and stop trying toi blame others for your over

indulgances.

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H

It must suck to be fat and dumb.

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"Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I've developed quite a waist line courtesy of McDonalds. On my club rides I do fine in the
flat, but get dropped like a rock once the road starts pointing upwards. I have written a
letter to McDonalds, describing the pain and suffering I have endured on these rides, and am
asking for

how

Quoted message said:

they plan to rectify the damage they have caused me. I have yet to

receive

Quoted message said:

a reply.

Demand a better bike from them. Tell them that your lawyer demands a Colnago C-40 or Trek 5900 in
order to restore your former climbing prowess and self-esteem.

If you have any luck with this...let me know. I've probably got similar grounds for a suit against
Mother's Cookies Co.

Let me know how this goes. I'm thinking of suing my wife for being such a good cook. I figure she's
good for a bicycle.

Okay, I've actually lost weight since I got married, but no thanks to her!

And yeah, she did let me buy a Pinarello, so....

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Ryan Cousineau, [email hidden] sfu.ca~rcousineOpen ↗ President, Fabrizio Mazzoleni Fan Club

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"Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote:

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Mc Donalds have not caused you any damage, you have done that all by

yourself.

Quoted message said:

Take responsibility for your own actions.I bet thay didn't break your arms

forcing you into their establishments to eat.

Quoted message said:

I have a weight problem and it is my fault. I am riding harder now than

ever before as I want to get down to a certain weight before our cycling year over here finishes.

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Deal with your own problems and stop trying toi blame others for your over

indulgances.

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H

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Hook, line and sinker...

Wade

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Callistus Valerius said:

I've developed quite a waist line courtesy of McDonalds. On my club rides I do fine in the
flat, but get dropped like a rock once the road

Mc Donalds have not caused you any damage, you have done that all by yourself. Take
responsibility for your own actions.I bet thay didn't break your arms forcing you into their
establishments to eat.

Wow... Someone took the message seriously. It was funny until now.

Didier

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"Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I've developed quite a waist line courtesy of McDonalds. On my club rides I do fine in the flat,
but get dropped like a rock once the road starts pointing upwards. I have written a letter to
McDonalds, describing the pain and suffering I have endured on these rides, and am asking for how
they plan to rectify the damage they have caused me. I have yet to receive a reply.

DLT

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"Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I've developed quite a waist line courtesy of McDonalds. On my

club

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rides I do fine in the flat, but get dropped like a rock once the road starts pointing
upwards. I have written a letter to McDonalds,

describing

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the pain and suffering I have endured on these rides, and am asking

for

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how

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they plan to rectify the damage they have caused me. I have yet to

receive

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a reply.

Demand a better bike from them. Tell them that your lawyer demands a Colnago C-40 or Trek 5900
in order to restore your former climbing

prowess

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and self-esteem.

If you have any luck with this...let me know. I've probably got similar grounds for a suit
against Mother's Cookies Co.

Let me know how this goes. I'm thinking of suing my wife for being such a good cook. I figure
she's good for a bicycle.

Okay, I've actually lost weight since I got married, but no thanks to her!

And yeah, she did let me buy a Pinarello, so....

--
Ryan Cousineau, [email hidden] sfu.ca~rcousineOpen ↗ President, Fabrizio Mazzoleni Fan Club

My wife was such a nag she drove me to cycling. It's due to her that I'm doing so well!

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My wife was such a nag she drove me to cycling. It's due to her that I'm doing so well!

In my case, it was my now ex-wife.

I'd send her a thank-you card, but the twice monthly checks will have to suffice for now.

Gary G.

Lighten up, Francis