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  1. I'm getting on a bit now - 60 - so November to February is out, other than local use of hack bike. I
    cracked today, she said she was going out all day, good I thought, I know what to do. Its cold here
    so I went down the garage got a sheet of 4 x 8 old wall board, laid it down in the middle room over
    the carpet and turned the heating on to maximum Hawaii-style heat! Then for 4 hours I cleaned,
    adjusted, oiled, polished and generally lavished total love on my beloved bike! I feel better now
    and March is only around the corner.

    Please, please don't tell her will you!

  2. nobody760 said:

    I'm getting on a bit now - 60 - so November to February is out, other than local use of
    hack bike. I cracked today, she said she was going out all day, good I thought, I know
    what to do. Its cold here so I went down the garage got a sheet of 4 x 8 old wall board,
    laid it down in the middle room over the carpet and turned the heating on to maximum Hawaii-
    style heat! Then for 4 hours I cleaned, adjusted, oiled, polished and generally lavished
    total love on my beloved bike! I feel better now and March is only around the corner.

    Please, please don't tell her will you!

    She'll find out somehow you mark my words. Maybe it'll be the lingering smell of lubricant, maybe a
    fragment of cotton from the rag you used, maybe the dirt under your fingernails.

    What a fine way to spend an afternoon though.

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  3. nobody760 said:


    Please, please don't tell her will you!

    Your secret is safe with us. For a price.

    BTW, the deviousness of the furtive bike maintainer. Using a one-time only Hotmail address...

  4. Quoted message said:

    I'm getting on a bit now - 60 - so November to February is out, other than local use of hack
    bike. I cracked today, she said she was going out all day, good I thought, I know what to do.
    Its cold here so I went down the garage got a sheet of 4 x 8 old wall board, laid it down in the
    middle room over the carpet and turned the heating on to maximum Hawaii-style heat! Then for 4
    hours I cleaned, adjusted, oiled, polished and generally lavished total love on my beloved bike!
    I feel better now and March is only around the corner.

    But that's what homes are for, the looking after of bikes in the winter months
    :-)

    Cheers, helen s (with a bike in the library right now)

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  5. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:


    Cheers, helen s (with a bike in the library right now)

    Library!!!!!!!!!!!?

    pk

  6. On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 18:32:54 +0000 (UTC), in
    <[email hidden]>, "PK"

    Quoted message said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

    (with a bike in the library right now)

    Quoted message said:

    Library!!!!!!!!!!!?

    Full of back issues of C+

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  7. PK said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:


    Cheers, helen s (with a bike in the library right now)

    Library!!!!!!!!!!!?

    pk

    Up untill Sunday my windcheetah was in the conservatory.
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    After thinking long about a signature I've decided not to bother.

  8. in message <[email hidden]>, PK

    (') said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:


    Cheers, helen s (with a bike in the library right now)

    Library!!!!!!!!!!!?

    We have six in the dining room.

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  9. On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 18:37:01 +0000, dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Library!!!!!!!!!!!?

    pk

    Yup - I have a room which is used as a personal library

    I have this vision of madame sitting in a buttoned leather wing chair, in front of a blazin
    fire. Wearing a smoking jacket embroidered with the club badge, sipping Earl Grey. She is
    reading periodical magazine bound in fine kid leather, full of tales of derring do by muscular
    young men racing their velocipedes over the Alps. In the background a skivvy is black leading
    the precious Bianchi.

  10. John Hearns said:

    In the background a skivvy is black

    You can't say that.

    Quoted message said:

    leading the precious Bianchi.

    Leading the precious white ?????

    OMG.

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  11. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

    (with a bike in the library right now)

    My trike is currently resident in the living room, coz Cosimo the Stealth Baron (who normally lives
    in the conservatory) is in the kitchen having his brakes replaced...

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  12. John Hearns said:
    MSeries said:
    John Hearns said:

    In the background a skivvy is black

    You can't say that.

    Whyever not? I'm not sure I've ever SEEN black lead actually.

    Ah I see what you were getting at, not black skivvies at all.

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  13. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:


    Cheers, helen s (with a bike in the library right now)

    My Eddy Merckx lives in the kitchen.

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  14. Reply to Dave Larrington

    Quoted message said:

    My trike is currently resident in the living room

    1st Silly Ass: "Don't you mean lounge?" 2nd Silly Ass: "Well, no, you just sort of sit back
    and pedal..."

    Exeunt with tennis rackets via the french windows on stage right. Author increases the
    Benylin dosage.

    --
    Mark, UK, whose trike lives in t'front room.

  15. MSeries said:

    My Eddy Merckx lives in the kitchen.

    You really shouldn't anthropomorphise your bikes. It's just not healthy.

    And they don't like it.

    Simon

  16. Simonb said:
    MSeries said:

    My Eddy Merckx lives in the kitchen.

    You really shouldn't anthropomorphise your bikes. It's just not healthy.

    And they don't like it.

    Simon

    What ? Its an Eddy Merckx frame.

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  17. Mark McN said:

    1st Silly Ass: "Don't you mean lounge?" 2nd Silly Ass: "Well, no, you just sort of sit back and
    pedal..."

    Exeunt with tennis rackets via the french windows on stage right. Author increases the
    Benylin dosage.

    Frobisher: I went to a damn' violent school! Carruthers: Eton? Frobisher: Damn' nearly!

    (dies)

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  18. MSeries said:

    What ? Its an Eddy Merckx frame.

    Whoosh.

  19. Simonb said:
    MSeries said:

    What ? Its an Eddy Merckx frame.

    Whoosh.

    clang ! <--- The sound of the penny dropping ! :-)

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  20. Dave Larrington said:


    My trike is currently resident in the living room, coz Cosimo the Stealth Baron (who normally
    lives in the conservatory) is in the kitchen having his brakes replaced...

    Mine's in the garage, which is currently at freezing point. It did get brushed off, towled over and
    re-oiled after its trip out in the snow though.

    Its started to snow again now, but I'm too full of cold to want to try it again.

    - Richard

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