Bad Gas

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I get it all the time. Should I just stop eating?

Perhaps you could form a band with other gas producers.

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(Scopophobic) said:

I get it all the time. Should I just stop eating?

Gzboli comments: No, do not stop eating. Learn to fart silently with a cherubic smile on your face
when someone in your presence expresses bigotry, insolence, or intolerance. This is a little
appreciated and much under-practiced form of social comentary. Enjoy.

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Gzboli comments: No, do not stop eating. Learn to fart silently with a cherubic smile on your face
when someone in your presence expresses bigotry, insolence, or intolerance. This is a little
appreciated and much under-practiced form of social comentary. Enjoy.

I dont hang around with such people. However it was so bad on Thursday, I didn't even go to the gym.
It smelled like something crawled up my ass and died.

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[email hidden] (Scopophobic) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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I get it all the time. Should I just stop eating?

Try this for a couple of weeks:

Give up all dairy, fruit, and things made from grains (and probably potatoes), Restrict your legumes
to lentils, (split) peas, and adzuki beans - and have a smallish serve or two per day.

If this settles the gas, then slowly introduce other things back over a few months and see what you
can get away with.

Let us know how you go.

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I dont hang around with such people. However it was so bad on Thursday, I didn't even go to the
gym. It smelled like something crawled up my ass and died.

Sounds like, you and Mark D have something in common.

Something crawled up his ass and died. But, perhaps in Mark's case the bug is still biting him
in the [censored]?

Ha, ... Hah, Ha!