Swearing 101

[font=Lucida Handwriting][font=Arial]A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. [/font][/font]
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[font=Lucida Handwriting][font=Arial]"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started swearing." [/font][/font]
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[font=Lucida Handwriting][font=Arial]The 4 year old nods his head in approval. [/font][/font]
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[font=Lucida Handwriting][font=Arial]The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'."[/font][/font]
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[font=Lucida Handwriting][font=Arial]The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. [/font][/font]
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[font=Lucida Handwriting][font=Arial]When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." [/font][/font]
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[font=Lucida Handwriting][font=Arial]WHACK! [/font][/font]
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[font=Lucida Handwriting][font=Arial]He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" [/font][/font]
[font=Lucida Handwriting][font=Arial]"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"[/font] [/font]