How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender!
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hahaha!
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Oh no that is just wrong. Put it in the blender.
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That took me a second. I had to repeat it like three times in my head. 🙂
My dad would love that joke. He hates dogs and he jokes about Chinese people eating pets. I just smile and fake laugh. I can't do anything with him. Have you guys had deer, squirrel, or rabbit before? -
Ewww no! That's not cool.
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That was somewhat funny, 14 years ago.
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I hereby declare this thread the "Old and moldy thread of the month"... 😄
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Ewww, not at all. Lol
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I had to read this a few times before I understood lol. I didn't find this very funny..
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Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador.
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Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound! -
"Please keep your dog beside you, sir," a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite to her on the bench at the park. "I can feel a flea in my shoe."
"Midnight, come here," replied the man. "This lady has fleas." -
Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar I.D.
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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
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Life is ruff!
What type of markets do dogs avoid?
(Flea markets!) -
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
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What an amazing, clever dog we have, darling.
He brings in the newspaper every day, and we’ve never even subscribed to any!
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Q: Why don’t people put an ad in the paper when their dogs get lost?
A: And how many dogs do you know that actually read newspaper?
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Why do men chase after women they don’t intend to marry?
Well why do dogs chase after cars they don’t intend to drive? -
Dogs are the best alarm clocks.
When they want out, there’s no snooze button that could tame that.
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